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Had a gun pulled on me

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jonny.brom
Posts: 90 - Karma: 34
so today i was cruising around with a budy and my bro ding dong ditching late on a Saturday night. we pull up to this one house and decide to hit it. i jump out take a piss on his bushes, then run over ring his doorbell dang near 8 times bolted across his porch, heart pounding jump a juniper bush bolt over and sit in the car, we wait 20 seconds this dude comes out looks around, goes back inside, we wait a second then here he comes pokes his head out the door,looks around, scopes out the area, confirms no immediate danger. still not quite sure about those dang teenagers, this dude pants up to belly, shorts, and shirt most likely tucked into underwear once more pokes out his head, were busting balls laughing across the street a few houses down. he goes downstairs turns on some basement lights, and comes back out with a 12 gauge and a flash light on the side. he shines it at us, we duck, then he starts running at us. im in the front seat yelling go,go,go,go! my bro takes off rips of burns out in a suzuki swift tearing down the road running from Mr. Rodgers.....scariest sh!t of my life.
Apr 10 2011 4:40AM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
thats some serious fuckin ding dong ditching haa
Apr 10 2011 4:42AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Yous a dumbmofucka.
Apr 10 2011 4:44AM
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jonny.brom
Posts: 90 - Karma: 34
we saw some dude with a marine corps flag and he came out with both his dogs searching for us. bahahaha
Apr 10 2011 4:46AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Hardcore
Apr 10 2011 4:57AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Are you saying you were going to rob a house?
Apr 10 2011 5:17AM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
you are the essence of teenage debauchery
Apr 10 2011 5:34AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
you deserved it you piece of shit
Apr 10 2011 5:42AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You mean douchebagery.
Apr 10 2011 5:55AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
sounds like a Tuesday night back in high school
Apr 10 2011 6:12AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
how did you know it was a 12 guage?
Apr 10 2011 6:40AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
He was probably more appalled that you were driving a suzuki swift.
Apr 10 2011 7:17AM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
susukis are for homosexuals...and the thread creator, your a genuine asshole.
Apr 10 2011 7:57AM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
You're an idiot and deserved it.
Apr 10 2011 8:05AM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
Well I bet his tactic was effective. You're never going to fuck with that guy or his house ever again.
Apr 10 2011 8:29AM
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Sitch.
Posts: 841 - Karma: 13
wtf what a redneck that guy is where are you from ??
Apr 10 2011 8:58AM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
Yup, because everyone who owns a gun for self defense must be some crazy redneck out in Yokelville. Shut up.

Also, that Gran Torino pic is spot on.
Apr 10 2011 9:05AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
well, that'll teach you
Apr 10 2011 9:32AM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
Oh thee age of 10
Apr 10 2011 9:32AM
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B1kessk1s
Posts: 953 - Karma: 691
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Apr 10 2011 9:37AM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
holy
good story
Apr 10 2011 9:42AM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
The funniest part is that your getaway vehicle was a Suzuki swift, you have to be retarded to own one of those or know someone that does
Apr 10 2011 9:44AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
i bet one of you shit ur pants.
Apr 10 2011 9:53AM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
You're a fucking asshole, there's a reason people hate teenagers so much and it's because of people like you. Peeing on someone's bushes? What the fuck is worng with you?
Apr 10 2011 10:53AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
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Apr 10 2011 11:04AM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
youre gonna take a baseball bat to the domepiece one of these days
Apr 10 2011 11:27AM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
Haha!! public school fail...
Apr 10 2011 11:41AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
too bad he didn't get to shoot you
Apr 10 2011 11:45AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
lol
Apr 10 2011 11:57AM
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japanada
Posts: 13785 - Karma: 1,956
I would have done the same thing. Maybe giving you a warning shot up into the air, just to make sure you got my drift. The muzzle flash of a shotgun at nighttime can be a pretty powerful message!

Stop being a bunch o dbags, go get some cheap vodka and chug it in your bffs basement.
Apr 10 2011 1:49PM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
im gonna have to argue this one, because i like to spend my tuesday nights of high school hanging out with a few friends and a twelve pack...sans douchebag dong ditching
Apr 10 2011 6:28PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
What the fuck do you mean my that?
Apr 10 2011 6:30PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
guess what faggot, that was MY house and im not done with you fuckers yet. drive by here again I dare you.
Apr 10 2011 6:32PM
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7ATS9ST
Posts: 60 - Karma: 12
Your an idiot and OP don't be a douche a bunch of kids egged a bunch of house on my street and they got my car. Took so long to get off.
Apr 10 2011 6:35PM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
same thing happened to me in high school, guy had a massive front yard and there was one jeep in the street we hid behind, no bushes or anything. we we ran he didn't fire thank funny
Apr 10 2011 6:38PM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
wow, thankfully*
Apr 10 2011 6:38PM
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whegrodamus.
Posts: 933 - Karma: 12
you're*
Apr 10 2011 6:40PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
To everyone pretending like he deserved it. Like no one else has ding dong ditched before? You wake someone up by ringing their doorbell and you deserve to be shot? NS pisses me off sometimes.
Apr 10 2011 8:09PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
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Apr 10 2011 8:15PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
I did this back in grade 9 or so. One of my buddies rang the doorbell of some house started running and slipped on the grass at the end of the driveway. He was screaming when he fell and smashed his face into the curb. So he basically curb stomped himself and knocked out his front tooth. Teenagers deserve everything that is coming to them....
Apr 10 2011 8:34PM
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Canepski
Posts: 335 - Karma: 26
i miss those days
Apr 10 2011 8:34PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,450
oh shit!
Apr 10 2011 8:39PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
had that happen at 12 or so cept we didn't have a car but the guy fucking chased us with his 12 gauge
Apr 10 2011 8:40PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,901
In college I had a guy pull a 45 auto on me and some friends. No way we were running. Probably would have shot one of us in the back. We were walking back to our dorm from the liquor store. Went to buy beer but forgot it was Sunday. It probably would have helped our cause if we had a twelve pack with us.

We stopped to piss on a hedge. We zip up, turn around and there is a guy standing there about 20 feet away. He asked us what the hell we were doing. We told him we were students and gave him the name of our dorm. He said "bullshit, you guys are casing out the neighborhood". At that point he chambered a round in the 45 and pointed it at us. It was a damn good thing we had just pissed or we would have definitely needed to change clothes.

The guy came across as someone with post traumatic stress disorder. I don't know why he didn't shoot one of us, but we are really lucky he didn't.
Apr 10 2011 9:11PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
I definately would of pissed myself.
Apr 10 2011 10:32PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
hopefully i never run into someone as badass as you
Apr 10 2011 10:38PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
this makes me really want to ding dong ditch someone. havent in a good 5 years
Apr 10 2011 10:39PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
if you are old enough to drive, you are too old to ding dong ditch
Apr 10 2011 10:48PM
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Cthulhu
Posts: 528 - Karma: 21
i think the last time i did that i was 10 or 11, you deserved it
Apr 10 2011 10:58PM
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Seth.S
Posts: 630 - Karma: 1,631

one word. Sketchy.

Apr 10 2011 11:10PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
If you have grown a single pubic hair, you are too old to ding dong ditch
Apr 10 2011 11:31PM
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