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Anyone in the US want a free NS beanie?

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nickyp
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I won one from Copper Mountain in a contest, but they can't ship it to the UK. So it will become the property of the first person to make me laugh in this thread. Go.
Apr 9 2011 3:44PM
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belden...
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yeah
Apr 9 2011 3:44PM
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Elijah.
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Even your coffee wants you to laugh.
Apr 9 2011 3:45PM
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DERS.
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Apr 9 2011 3:46PM
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CMYK
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Apr 9 2011 3:48PM
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Mr.Luke
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Suck it

Apr 9 2011 3:49PM
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ryantheconnolly
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so there are two muffins in an oven, one muffin says "man its hot in here" and the other one says "oh my god, a talking muffin!"

HAHAHAHA
Apr 9 2011 3:49PM
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Mr.Luke
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by muffin do you mean Jew?
Apr 9 2011 3:50PM
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CMYK
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Apr 9 2011 3:51PM
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belden...
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So this couple goes to a therapist because the girl cant have an orgasm, as they walk in they are greeted by a a big black guy. Now the therapist says that an old myth says that if a towel is waved over the girl while a couple fucks she'll climax 100% of the time. So the couple fucks in the therapists office while the therapist waves the towel... "surprisingly" the girl does not cum. So the therapist recommends that she may climax if the husband waves the towel. So the therapist (big black guy) fucks the chick, and she yelling and cumming and all. So after they finish the husband say "NOW THAT'S HOW YOU WAVE A TOWEL!"
Apr 9 2011 3:51PM
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belden...
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Haha this will win
Apr 9 2011 3:52PM
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DERS.
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how many women does it take to change a light bulb?

0, they just sit in the dark and bitch about how dark it is.
Apr 9 2011 3:53PM
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ryantheconnolly
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Apr 9 2011 3:53PM
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bakedpow
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Apr 9 2011 3:54PM
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Troy.
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
Apr 9 2011 3:56PM
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MichSteeze
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OMG!!!! can i be a winner for quoting this?:)
Apr 9 2011 3:57PM
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Hoover
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lololololol tits
Apr 9 2011 3:57PM
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MichSteeze
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i was the first to quote it.../claim??!?!
Apr 9 2011 3:58PM
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pelle_munch
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Apr 9 2011 4:10PM
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TNORTS
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCIBksDfxBU
Apr 9 2011 4:12PM
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TNORTS
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my embed buttons not working...seriously
Apr 9 2011 4:13PM
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bakedpow
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Switch it off the fancy GUI editor and just take the old embed code from youtube and put it into your reply box.
Apr 9 2011 4:15PM
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ORDEAL
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Apr 9 2011 4:16PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Apr 9 2011 4:18PM
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BEARS.
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[IMG[http://i.imgur.com/twxhY.jpgP/IMG]
Apr 9 2011 4:34PM
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Rossberger
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Apr 9 2011 4:39PM
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Rossberger
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^ Click on the second one.
Apr 9 2011 4:39PM
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HermioneGranger
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df_O-EBjVrk
Apr 9 2011 4:45PM
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pigglywiggly
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1cYS6aGstU&feature=related

Apr 9 2011 4:57PM
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nunavut.jib
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Apr 9 2011 5:03PM
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nunavut.jib
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Apr 9 2011 5:05PM
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nunavut.jib
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sorry embed didnt work.


Apr 9 2011 5:08PM
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BIGben*
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So this is more of a visual joke but ill try. A man and a women are in an elevator, the man ask: What floor miss The women ansers: 2 i'm givin my blood they give me 40$ each time. The man says: im givin my sperm they give me 100$ each time. They go and do there thing. Two days after they see eachother again and the man asks again: what floor miss? She does the number four with her fingers and the cheek full.
Apr 9 2011 5:20PM
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Big_Meech
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Apr 9 2011 5:21PM
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steep
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Apr 9 2011 5:24PM
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steep
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Apr 9 2011 5:26PM
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steep
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Apr 9 2011 5:28PM
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JustDidIt
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Apr 9 2011 5:38PM
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quaive
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Japan is coming out with the latest need for speed game....
Need for Speed boat: Tokyo's adrift.........
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Apr 9 2011 5:42PM
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JustDidIt
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Apr 9 2011 5:43PM
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DirtyDan
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Apr 9 2011 5:43PM
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VT_scratch
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Apr 9 2011 5:48PM
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JustDidIt
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Apr 9 2011 5:49PM
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ECB
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Shitty fart fart
Apr 9 2011 7:12PM
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broto
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i nearly cried the first time i watched this
Apr 9 2011 7:18PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Apr 9 2011 7:28PM
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95959
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This is the funniest shit i've seen

Apr 9 2011 7:35PM
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MothaHucker
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lol win
Apr 9 2011 7:40PM
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teleak
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Dude, i totally posted the answer on twitter before you!!!
Apr 9 2011 7:48PM
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yuck
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i lasted 45 seconds, then i wanted to fucking kill everyone
Apr 9 2011 7:52PM
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ckskier
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Apr 9 2011 7:58PM
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