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i just read the "i take my wizrd hat and robe on"thread
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heres a tribute.
bloodninja932834: hey
MKMan814: het
MKMan814: hey*
MKMan814: asl
bloodninja932834: 19/f/mt
bloodninja932834: wanna cyber
MKMan814: y ea
MKMan814: u can start it
MKMan814: and make it exotic
bloodninja932834: ok so we are walkin down teh amazon forest road when we come about this empty cabin with a bed in it...
MKMan814: nice
MKMan814: wanna go in
bloodninja932834: sure
bloodninja932834: what should we do
MKMan814: im in the mood to do some rough pussy fuckin
MKMan814: how about you
bloodninja932834: im in the mood to be roughly pussy fucked
MKMan814: cool
MKMan814: then get on the bed and take everything off sexy
bloodninja932834: i do that and i also seduce by laying there gettin wet jsut for u
MKMan814: nice
MKMan814: i take off my clothes while you finger yourself
bloodninja932834: when u got alll ur clothes off we hear a noise outside
MKMan814: what is it
bloodninja932834: a rhinoceous
bloodninja932834: rhino*
bloodninja932834: its stamping its feet
MKMan814: what is that doing here
bloodninja932834: oh shit its chargin
bloodninja932834: man this is fuckin serious
MKMan814: ok forget the rhino
bloodninja932834: man we cant have sex with a rhino outside this si fuckin serious...i take out my shotgun load a few 8 gauge shells in it being the redneck woman i am and start blastin the hell out of it...
MKMan814: ok now back to the bed
bloodninja932834: no its still not dead
bloodninja932834: we're screwed dude
MKMan814: this sucks
MKMan814: ttyl
bloodninja932834: then i remember i have a 50 caliber gun in the camel i rode in on and i finally take it out...
bloodninja932834: hello u there
bloodninja932834: sweety
MKMan814: only if we get back to bed
bloodninja932834: ok were back to bed
MKMan814: cool
MKMan814: open up your legs
MKMan814: here comes my dick
bloodninja932834: man ur dick looks suspiciously like a manjona
bloodninja932834: manjina*
MKMan814: ok this sucks ttyl
bloodninja932834: no its a pretty manjina though
bloodninja932834: hello
MKMan814: yber
bloodninja932834: o so theres someoen else now
bloodninja932834: u jerk
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buaaaaahahahaha
better to burn out...
...then fade away
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hahahah...you are my new hero.
ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
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thats fuckin awesome
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eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
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thats so awsome can i call u god?
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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
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Did you write it? Not as funny, but good. The original one was hilarious.
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dude, i tried it, on aim invite yourself to the 'cyber' chat and then there are lots of people to cyber with, i tried to do what bloodnija did but it wasn't quite as funny, but one guy that i was cybering (i was pretending to be a chick) new what i was doing cuz i said 'i put on my wizerd hat and cloak' to him and hes like 'dude, bloodninja' were both like....cool
go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
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Here's one...
(Name removed): HEY WANNA CYBER?
Lilbabygrls02: SURE
Lilbabygrls02: IM 12
Lilbabygrls02: ARE U A GIRL?
(Name removed): YES
Lilbabygrls02: R U A LAZ
Lilbabygrls02: LEZ*
(Name removed): YSE
(Name removed): YES*
(Name removed): K
(Name removed): WANNA START
Lilbabygrls02: NO U START
(Name removed): K
(Name removed): I WIL TURN TEH KAPPS LOCKO FF AND TRY 2 TYPE BETTER K?
Lilbabygrls02: K
(Name removed): I take my pants off
(Name removed): I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Lilbabygrls02: I LIKE UR PUSSY
(Name removed): I take your pants off and put a robe and wizard hat on you too.
(Name removed): I then draw my wand of magic and cast level 7 prettywoman on you. You are now pretty.
Lilbabygrls02: Okay...............
Lilbabygrls02: how old r u?
(Name removed): I then cast level 48 lightning on you and your head explodes into a cloud of misty blood vapor.
Lilbabygrls02: how old r u?
Lilbabygrls02: 10?
(Name removed): 79.
(Name removed): You want to counter my attacks but you are just a level 2 newbie.
Lilbabygrls02: seriously?
(Name removed): Yes.
(Name removed): I stick my wand up your ass and then cast level 10 fire.
(Name removed): I then proceed to pull out the glock from my pants and pop a cap right in your heart. I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!
Lilbabygrls02: ur freaking me out
Lilbabygrls02: stop with the damn magic bitch
(Name removed): Are you calling me a bitch? Because if you are I'll just stop cybering with you!
Lilbabygrls02: be my guest!
(Name removed): Want to start over?
Lilbabygrls02: ur freaky
Lilbabygrls02: no wonder y u want to cyber with me bcuz no 1 else wants to do it with u cuz u probably scare them away too
Lilbabygrls02: BITCH!
(Name removed): And you were just owned, you little faggot.
(Name removed): You'll never have the magic skills I have.
Lilbabygrls02: what the hell?
Lilbabygrls02: ur the weird 1
Lilbabygrls02: FAGGOT!
(Name removed): You're now just a pile of ashes with blood sprinkled throughout.
Lilbabygrls02: u r weird ur probably 8 or something
Lilbabygrls02: okay.......................
Lilbabygrls02: r u freaky
Lilbabygrls02: what a dumbass
(Name removed): No.
Lilbabygrls02: yes
Lilbabygrls02: !
Lilbabygrls02: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Name removed): Why would a 12 year old be trying to have cybersex anyway? You probably haven't even hit puberty yet.
Lilbabygrls02: u r freaky as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilbabygrls02: we are not 12 we are 18 and u've just been OWNED sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Name removed): Yeah, don't make things up. You're clearly a 12 year old, you don't even know how to type properly
Lilbabygrls02: it makes it clear you are a 2 year old because you still beleive in magic bitch!
Lilbabygrls02: and i know how to type!
Lilbabygrls02: DUMBASS!
(Name removed): You are fucking hilarious.
(Name removed): Thank you for entertaining me.
Lilbabygrls02: see what i mean u r the weirdest person i've ever fuckin met
Lilbabygrls02: 2 year old
(Name removed): lmfao this is going on NS for 40,000 people to see what an idiot you are.
Lilbabygrls02: u mean what a idiot u are
Lilbabygrls02: u still believe in fuckin MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilbabygrls02: now that's WEIRD!
(Name removed): HAHAHA You don't understand, do you?
Lilbabygrls02: first of all u don't understand second of all u still believe in magic third of all u r just plain SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Name removed): HAHAHA Thanks for entertaining me along with about 40,000 others
Lilbabygrls02: Ur probably just making everthing up and stop talking to me u FAGGOT ur freaky and not to mention a dumbass and when u eneter me for the stupid contest thing they will probably think that u were the retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Name removed): Check newschoolers.com
(Name removed): it'll be there, in a minute.
(Name removed): Heres a link
(Name removed): NEWSCHOOLERS.COM
Lilbabygrls02: OMG I M NTO CLICKING THERE IT SI PROBABLY A LNIK 2 A PRON WSBSITE!!1
(Name removed): Excuse me? I prefer English.
Lilbabygrls02: say that to your self
(Name removed): That made a shitload of sense.
Lilbabygrls02: right...............
Lilbabygrls02: and u say i dont know how to type
Lilbabygrls02: say it to urself
Lilbabygrls02: and i burned u BIG time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilbabygrls02: nice try
(Name removed): Yeah, you burned me BIG.
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sweet man, sweet, im doing that now
go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
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I propose I shrine be built to Ski_Instructor_Mike the creator of 'I put on my robe and wizard hat'
What a genious. He has spawned something great.
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
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ERS you got owned...
patj
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I'm not so sure if ski_instructor_mike was the one who created the robe and wizard hat thing. I believe I've seen it on another website before.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
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^^ Haha, but I IMed her again and she said she was 16.
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congratulations, you are now kings, i salute you. now please post some more of that funny shit, and post names for crying out loud!!! we want to harrass them later
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Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
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^ Send a message to Lilbabygrls02.. She's such a fucking idiot. I IMed her on about 4 different screen names and she didn't realise it was a joke. I got a different age each time too, haha.
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Hahaha
Hey a/s/l?
14 f norway
u?
15 m usa
Wanna cyber?
yeah
ok who starts?
u
im ur slave
ok
I tie you up like the slave you are
I handcuff you to the bedpost.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
mmmm
I pull out my magic wand
I start rubbing my magic wand all over you.
aaah
I recharge my mana and cast level 4 eroticism. I now see a prettier girl than you.
ooohyeah
I cast level 18 lightning! Oh no! Your head explodes in a misty cloud of blood vapor.
damn
I'm out of mana.. Too bad.
well... im still wet
I get a magic potion. Now my mana is fully recharged.
maybe ur wand fits in my pussy?
Let's see..
I put it in and cast a level 47 fireball. Now you're just a burnt crisp handcuffed to the bedpost.
Sucks to be you.
Bye
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lol wtf
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
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whats this wizard hat magic bissnuss?? someone care to explain?
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skiing=radical
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^Search for the thread entitled 'I put on my robe and wizard hat'.
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im stoned ass helll... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
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yeah nothing can come close to the original robe and wizard hat, but i was doin it drunk and it was hillarious
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oh shit, now im just too tempted to mess with her now.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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those were kinda gay compared to the orignal one.....be original!!!
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mine wasnt great.
BlindBlinds: omg dcyber?
Dreamy Chick443: what?
BlindBlinds: omg. lets cyber
Dreamy Chick443: omg why
BlindBlinds: omg. because
Dreamy Chick443: omg do you have a small penis!?!
BlindBlinds: omg.. no id say its probably average
BlindBlinds: do you have a small penis?
Dreamy Chick443: yes Im a man
Dreamy Chick443: im a gay man
BlindBlinds: good.
BlindBlinds: lets go at it... :D
BlindBlinds: i slowly remove your clothing...
BlindBlinds: your very butch.. i like that
Dreamy Chick443: are you gay?
BlindBlinds: i tie you to the bed..
BlindBlinds: and pull out the peanut butter....
BlindBlinds: you moan.. the roaps hurt a lot
Dreamy Chick443: whats the peanut butter for
BlindBlinds: shhh... muzzle
BlindBlinds: i smear the penut butter all over u.. then bring out the bag of toe nails
Dreamy Chick443: gross
BlindBlinds: shhhhh... ;-)
BlindBlinds: i put on my wizard robe and hat.
Dreamy Chick443: get those gay toenails away
Dreamy Chick443: from
Dreamy Chick443: me
BlindBlinds: shhh muzzle.. you like it right?
BlindBlinds: this feels so good doesnt it?
Dreamy Chick443: im feelin the penut butter and all but toe nails gross
BlindBlinds: oooo.. k. i lick the toe nails off den
BlindBlinds: some mayonaise maybe?
Dreamy Chick443: im not a sandwhich
BlindBlinds: tuna?
BlindBlinds: ... jr bacon cheese melt?
Dreamy Chick443: stop fantisizing about food
BlindBlinds: :-( your turn
Dreamy Chick443: eats pizza
Dreamy Chick443: mmm alll mine
BlindBlinds: i spray you with mace
Dreamy Chick443: HEY!
BlindBlinds: you like it.. its that nice feeling mace
Dreamy Chick443: i hit you with a gun across the face
Dreamy Chick443: YOU LIKE IT IT FEELS GOOD
BlindBlinds: yes
BlindBlinds: i cast a spell on you with my wand
BlindBlinds: you have webbed toes.
Dreamy Chick443: as if
BlindBlinds: prrrrrrrr.
BlindBlinds: do you have a cat? its really stuffy in your bedroom.
BlindBlinds: i think im allergic...
BlindBlinds: aaa aaachu..
BlindBlinds: i sneezed on your chest
Dreamy Chick443: i think your allergic to your HAIRY DICK!
BlindBlinds: .. cant you see my dick? i burn all of the hair off
Dreamy Chick443: gross
Dreamy Chick443: so you have a burned dick
BlindBlinds: kind off.. its ok though
BlindBlinds: you cant use a razor..you might cut yourself
Dreamy Chick443: try waxing
BlindBlinds: this is getting wierd
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^ damnit, i have webbed toes. dont diss em' man.
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bloodninja932834 is it a girl or a guy! or pretends to be both! ooo maybe u are both! hmmmm!
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