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Martha Stewart gets 5 months in jail.
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good.
ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
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its a country club jail, personally i think a bigger punishment would be to fine her a huge amount and make her work a minimum wage job
dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
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or they could do the world a favor and just put her on the electric chair.
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ONLY! huh
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i dont think you should get death for insider trading
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i think its all bullshit...insider trading occurs daily, but why dont u hear about it, cause its NOT martha stewart
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john f kennedy made all his money with insider trading
dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
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On the lighter side of things, she'll come out with some great recipes for tossed salads.
better to burn out...
...then fade away
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and she'll learn how to prepare box
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lol west that was awesome.
shes gonna have the prettiest cell in jail but also shes gonna be everyones bitch in thurr
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She wont go to jail. They will appeal it, she'll have probation or something, life will go on, there will continue to be insider trading everyday...
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i think id bang martha stewart just to be able to say i did
dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
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Now she'll find out what its like to have a 12 black penis up her ass
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Other than the fact she will be at an all female intituion you dumb ass. SHe might find out what its like to have a broom up her ass or something
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...or a forearm.
better to burn out...
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maybe a weenus.........hehehhehe that ryhmes with penis hehehehehhhee
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that's bullshit, with the Enron and Tyco CEOs getting off scott-free
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i heard marthas going to a like nice prison w/ flowers and they make designer license plates and shit
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I'm excited to see an episode on jail cell decorating tips...
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I was there in New York when she came out of the courthouse in march... she's such a bitch I don't believe it. But still, it's ironic that I think it was 'only' 45 000 bucks she was trying to save, which for her was probably just a small amount to lose.
Is that the amount? I can't really remember now...
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yeah she is a bitch, but she called for an appeal so she wont spend a day in jail
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she should be in a state prison, not a country club, tahts like going to a fucking olive garden, when your really soppused to go to an burger king...
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She gave a mad long speech right after the sentencing. I can't wait to hear in a month or 2, 'Martha Stewart was bludgened with a metal chair early this afternoon.'
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what a pussy sentencing. Just goes to show celebraties get off more than the rest of the population. pisses me off
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have you guys seen that mad tv skit where is like a fake epasode of matha steward in jail, and she like kills eveyone, fucking hilarious
go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
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That's how American justice system works, tsk tsk..
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thats pitiful she needs more than 5 effing months. thats worse than stealing a car and u can get prolly get more than 5 months for stealing a car.
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i just saw it at the airport, 5 months in a penitentary(sp?), 5 months home confinement, $30,00 fine and 2 year probation
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You know the funniest part about this?
She made $83 million yesterday. Eighty Three Million Dollars yesterday. I would go to jail for 5 months for that too.
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think about it if u were told by sum1 that your stocks were going to go bad the next day, what would u do? would u just keep it in there and be like o well? no likely. im not a fan of martha and i think shes a bitch, but f i was her, i would hav dun the same thing
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and she compared herself to mandela. someone ought to cockslap her for that crap
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she also took an opportunity to ask stupid bitch homemakers that hang on her every word to help support her by buying magazine subscriptions and MArtha Merchandise. I think she deserves more time, and also i think they should have given her a huge sentence to serve as an example to other ceo's that steal from poor people.
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she had it coming
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they should make new episodes and have them based in her cell
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I agree. . . Instead of going to a 'white collar resort prison,' she should have be going to a 'federal pound me in the ass prison.'
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