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Whats canada good for?

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snowbombz
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besides skiing, seriously
Apr 7 2011 2:56AM
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Abc567def
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If you said Americas hat I was going to fucking kill you.

Meh I might just do it anyways
Apr 7 2011 2:57AM
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WillParry
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eh?
Apr 7 2011 2:58AM
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Cufe.
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Pillow lines, health care
Apr 7 2011 2:59AM
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E.F.M.
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Apr 7 2011 3:01AM
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Proletariat.
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Problem?


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Apr 7 2011 3:03AM
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skithesprings
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POUTINE

that is all
Apr 7 2011 3:04AM
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Proletariat.
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Apr 7 2011 3:07AM
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GorillaChop
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WEED NIGGUH
Apr 7 2011 3:20AM
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Arabian.
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Certainly not for the French Canadians, I'll tell you that. Why is the west coast of everything the BEST coast of everything?
Apr 7 2011 3:23AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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whistler, poutine, peace and quiet, friendly people, trees, biking, fishing, long ass road trips tim hortons and healthcare
Apr 7 2011 3:25AM
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kenzieann
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this.
Apr 7 2011 3:30AM
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PacificRimJob
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Nuttela is made there.
Maple Syrup by the boatload, and I love that shit.
a national neighbor that isnt clinically fucked like Mexico.
The US's largest trading partner.
2nd largest oil reserves in the world.
Hot chicks (yes. many hot chicks)
Hot chicks who are french kinda (yum)
Lots of ice for margaritas.
Hockey.
Lax Bros.
Basketball. (yes, basketball, and I dont just mean steve nash)
Tom Green
Jim Carey
Mike Meyers
The Titanic Theme song (got many guys laid)
Ketchup Chips.
Poutine.
Tons of Diversity

Wow I can go on forever.


Apr 7 2011 3:39AM
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Lé.Skiing
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the legal age of concent?

lol jk buts seriously the ratio of a country in a whole there are good ratios of good looking to mingers...

Apr 7 2011 3:41AM
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VT_scratch
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hahaha pwnd
Apr 7 2011 3:44AM
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PacificRimJob
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Captain Kirk
Milk in BAGS.
Tim Hortons > Dunkin Dohnuts
Canada Dry Ginger Ale - Goes great with Seagrams
RMCP = LAW ENFORCEMENT WITH BADASS STYLE
The Beaver (Oregon shares its love of Beavers with you Canada)

and... NEWSCHOOLERS.COM = CANADIAN WEBSITE DUMBASS




Oh, and My name is Sean, and I AM AMERICAN (AND HATE MOLSEN BEER BECAUSE IT SUCKS ASS)
Apr 7 2011 3:44AM
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hoodratz47
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lol
lol at Canada not getting the cup on there land anytime soon


funny shit man.. yeah. dr naithmeth was a canuck but he was in america when Basket ball was invented.

just like how. bunch of fucking brits made up hockey while bored in Canada.


Canada is good for

trailer park boys
good skiing.
Dan ankroyd
RUSH
the movie black Christmas
RC cola
cheap grain
cheap shitty weed packed in hay
Labatt blue
kokanee
good porn mags of 17 year old girls
,,

bout it


Apr 7 2011 5:19AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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better question, what's america bad for. let's compare lists.

ahh, i got pulled in...
Apr 7 2011 5:23AM
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Arabian.
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Tim hortons, Canada Dry, Captain kirk, and Oregon are all readily available in the US.
Apr 7 2011 5:27AM
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hoodratz47
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Oregon.. fuck yeah
Apr 7 2011 5:29AM
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Abc567def
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You better not be referring to the cup as the Stanley up?
Apr 7 2011 6:10AM
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cwillygood
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very good haha
Apr 7 2011 6:19AM
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PacificRimJob
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Oregon has nothing to do with the equation.

Tim Horton's is not in the western USA yet - Where it actually matters. ;)

Captain Kirk is still from Montreal, and he's a badass (even if he is an asshole in real life)

Canada Dry is still fucking Canadian.
Apr 7 2011 6:33AM
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Rob~
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You can drink at 18/19?
Apr 7 2011 6:43AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Click for larger image. Only reason I like Canada. Can't stand French Canadians, disrespectful little fucks, at least on Lake Champlain they are.
Apr 7 2011 6:49AM
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Arabian.
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Canada dry is owned by Dr. Pepper/Snapple. Tim Hortons is only fast food, and Kirk made it in America.

And Oregon is awesome.
Apr 7 2011 6:59AM
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.frenchy
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LOL @ all you ignorant fucks saying Canada has nothing.
Apr 7 2011 7:05AM
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DERS.
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bacon



Apr 7 2011 7:05AM
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_Ryan_
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real beer. /claim
Apr 7 2011 7:10AM
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.frenchy
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CANADA.... dry?

Tim Hortons is a holy place in Quebec.

Apr 7 2011 7:14AM
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neutralzombie
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let's see, wood, oil, hydro, poutine, metals such as gold, nickel, aluminium, uranium, diamonds and lead, fish, meat, other produce, wheat, manufacturing some stuff, like cars or car parts, and other things.... not to mention beautiful women, a genuinely smile, and backing your asses in every war. you're welcome, and come again soon.
Apr 7 2011 7:16AM
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timmi
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Canada supplies the electricity to a major part of your eastern coast and i'm pretty sure the majority of your lumber, among other things.
Apr 7 2011 7:19AM
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neutralzombie
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i noticed that type i made.
Apr 7 2011 7:22AM
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neutralzombie
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.........................typo.
Apr 7 2011 7:22AM
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General_Ripper
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nah we have way more/better craft brews.
Apr 7 2011 7:50AM
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Arabian.
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more like TEXAS dry.

and Tim Horton's is still fast food.
Apr 7 2011 8:02AM
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.frenchy
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Haha

:(

Apr 7 2011 8:05AM
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Zimmerman
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Universal Healthcare

Legal Weed

Light military

low crime rate

oh, and TIM FUCKING HORTONS

Apr 7 2011 8:27AM
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freestyler540
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Making American look like idiots. No wait, they do that themselves already.
Here is just the surface:
1.Electricity, we sell our power to the New England States
2. Wood production
3. Oil
4. the Blackberry
5.Stem Cell research

Apr 7 2011 8:34AM
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ktd619
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BUT WAIT, MY UNCLES NAME IS TIM HORTON?!?!?!?!?!

Apr 7 2011 8:34AM
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KapitolPhoto
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This is awesome!
Apr 7 2011 8:40AM
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justinstlaurent
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this. and healthcare
Apr 7 2011 8:46AM
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saxon
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poutine

/end thread
Apr 7 2011 9:08AM
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Trojan~Man
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nobody said it wasnt fast food.......its still canadian and fucking awesome.
Apr 7 2011 9:15AM
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saxon
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timmies breakfasts ! oh my
Apr 7 2011 9:20AM
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Arabian.
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I'll elevate your fast food to god status if you help me elevate Taco Bell to god status :3
Apr 7 2011 9:28AM
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Anathema
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poutine, rush, ryan reynolds, cabane a sucre, hockey, healthcare, the world loves you. seriously, travel, and when you say canadian everybody wants to celebrate with you. we're a peaceful, kind, generous, courteous people. who wouldn't want to be friends with us. oh, and we're hot. ask any american girl. sorry guys, but your chick totally dig us and our accents.
Apr 7 2011 9:32AM
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Lé.Skiing
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I dunno bout you, but I've never  gotten weed with hay in it...  and cheap? shitty?  you do realise british columbia is part of canada right?  one of the top places where weed comes from...  compareable to what columbia was 20 years ago(just for the usual stuff).
Apr 7 2011 9:35AM
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neutralzombie
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The food at taco bell in Canada is even higher grade :P
Apr 7 2011 10:41AM
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Arabian.
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Apr 7 2011 10:50AM
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hoodratz47
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yeah.. I SAID LORD STANLYS MOTHER FUCKING CUP> spending another year on american soil.!
Apr 7 2011 10:51AM
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