Dear Phar North,
My name is Radgnar McManderson. I am the worlds greatest snowblader. I was not selected to compete in the Pain McSchlonkey Small Mountain, nor will you see me in much of the video from the glorious Chinese Downhill. This was because I activated my Super Saucer Powers©. With these powers I achieved speeds unrecordable by current technology. However, in these two instances I was unable to control the speed and wound up in central British Columbia, from where I now write you. It is very cold here in the Far North and I need some layering technology to keep me warm. I know you will want me to represent your brand here in Mooseknuckle, BC because all the kids here just wear sweaters, which are really lame. If they see me and my radiating radness in your gear, you will be rich very soon. Please see my sponsor video here:
Thank you for your time,
Radgnar McManderson
Best Snowblader on any mountain.
555-Get-Gnar
