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My friend might have clamydia
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What a dumbass. So he has been seeing this younger girl (17) who is a townie in the city we go to college at. The first night they met they started doing the nasty and my friend's and I always tell him to wear a condom and he always says no 'condoms are gay' and that STDs are a liberal myth. So he keeps sleeping with her for a week and then one day he says it hurts to pee and that his urine is bloody. We looked the symptoms up online and it is textbook clamydia. hahahaha. he went in to see the doctor and she asked him 'do you have any new relationships?'
'yes' he said
'really? for how long have you known her?'
'2 weeks' he said
'and when was the first time you had intercourse with her'
'the first day'
my roomate and i couldn't stop laughing. serves him right
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owwww bloody piss... karma got his ass
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townies- as in townies from america. wow they've colonised the whole world now.
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double wrap before you tap townies man
I AM A SKIER.
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hes gonna come back from college with a diplomas and the clap, sweet
dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
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thats so bad but funny.. townies are dangerous
i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
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the only townies we have are sketchy old men
dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
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The clap isn't that bad. One little pill clears it all up.... That's what a friend of mine told me.
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'a friend' of yours?
dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
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yea thats shity
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Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
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damn, that's funny
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hah, liberal myth
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Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
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thats rad. sounds like a real woman: 17, has clamidya, didn't tell him, haha! the clam is no biggie. cranberry juice will clear that right up.
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*karma* haha thats funny
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sucks to be him
go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
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IVe known like 5 or 6 people who have gotten clamydia
God is an American.
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yeah dude you take a pill for two weeks
God is an American.
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never double wrap. they rub against each other and it's easier to break so don't do it. yeah, that's all i gotta say.
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Chlamydia is not curable i don't think, if I remember correctly from Health/Sex Ed. The symptom's subside after a little while, but they can keep coming back. I'm not sure if it ever goes away for good, or maybe it does. It's not life threatening though.
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castration is the only cure, tell your friend to get a bottle of liquor and heat up a sharp knife
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Triple Castration!
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fuck ouch thats gotta suck
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WTF, it better be curable. The doctor told me... I mean my friend that the little pill clears it all up. It doesn't burn when I pee anyway
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drink lots of water (?)
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chylamdia is cureable is not a virus.....its kinda like gonnorrhea, haha
tah sucks retty funny though
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buaaahahahah...
'The doctor told me...my friend that...'
niiaaaahahahahahahah
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Symptoms
MALE
-burning sensation during urination
-discharge from the penis
-testicular tenderness or pain
-rectal discharge or pain
Ha ha 'testicular tenderness'
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Oh and it can be cured in 4 weeks, but your friend better get a checkup because often people get it with Gonorhea and Syphillis. And seen as that girl was a slut...
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hahah sucks to be you-i mean him
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ahaha thats funny
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