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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
i got a joint rolled up and i need some flame. I have no lighter, gas in my house isn't working (so no gas stove), no matches. what do i do
Apr 5 2011 11:52PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Do you have an electric oven?
Apr 5 2011 11:53PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
go to a gas station and buy a lighter?
Apr 5 2011 11:53PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
cigarette lighter in a car?
Apr 5 2011 11:55PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
No sound but here



Steal wool and a battery
Apr 5 2011 11:55PM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
im trying not to leave my house, no steel wool or electric oven

+k for good answers, -k for bad responses
Apr 5 2011 11:57PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
You can vapporize with any thing that gets hot, possibly a lightbulb, just gotta magyver (spl?) that shit.
Apr 5 2011 11:57PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Can't help but think this question has been asked before... Like, millions of years ago.


Apr 5 2011 11:59PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
eat it
Apr 6 2011 12:03AM
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seal
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
use a toaster
Apr 6 2011 1:20AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
get a dragon to breath fire on it
Apr 6 2011 1:28AM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
hot plate?
Apr 6 2011 1:30AM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
this would probably work
Apr 6 2011 1:32AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
call your neighbor?
Apr 6 2011 1:37AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
theres about 100 things in a typical garage that could spark a j
Apr 6 2011 1:43AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
anything that gets hot, toaster, oven, etc.
Apr 6 2011 1:47AM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,315
I want you to come back with a story about you burned your hair off or something
Apr 6 2011 1:49AM
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Moo
Posts: 608 - Karma: 19
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Apr 6 2011 1:52AM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
i went out and got a lighter and got really high. mission completed i feel like a champ
Apr 6 2011 1:53AM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
Split your j open, take out the weed, grab two graham crackers and a jar of nutella. Spread said nutella on crackers, put weed on nutella, finish the sandwich with the other graham cracker, microwave for either a minute thirty or thirty seconds. Can't remember.

No guarantees but I've heard it gets you baked, probably saw it somewhere on NS.
Apr 6 2011 1:55AM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
it's called a fire cracker, it's pussy shit
Apr 6 2011 1:57AM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
ah well too bad then. I'll still probably give it a try someday.
Apr 6 2011 1:58AM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,315
not if ya do em right
Apr 6 2011 1:59AM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
im just fuckin with ya, you put enough chron in a gram cracker and you'll be high as shit
Apr 6 2011 2:00AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
release charmander from pokeball and politely ask him to perform ember
Apr 6 2011 2:02AM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
i don't go that way
Apr 6 2011 2:03AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
aw so i see youve chosen squirtle instead of charmander? thats usually the way to do it since brocks gym is full of rock type pokemon. too bad you cant light shit up with squirtle though.
Apr 6 2011 2:06AM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
i can light shit up with squirtle i'll launch a squirtle attack on your ass if you keep it up
Apr 6 2011 2:12AM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14

but if he had bulbasaur, your water attacks wouldn't be very effective.

but on some real shit.

put on rubber gloves. take a fork and some newspaper (not regular paper) and go to an electric socket. stick fork in socket with newspaper around it. newspaper catches fire. joint gets lit from fire.

or you could get a magnifing glass and light it with the sun.

toaster would work, most hotplates would work.

or call a buddy who wants to blaze and tell him to bring a lighter.

Apr 6 2011 8:53AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
1. tie rope to car
2. ski along road at high speed
3. create sparks
4. ???
5. profit
Apr 6 2011 8:55AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
awesome response is awesome
Apr 6 2011 8:56AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
magnifying glass + light = flame


or...

Apr 6 2011 9:05AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
wires should be 1 zink coated, 1 copper
Apr 6 2011 9:06AM
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SkreechA
Posts: 78 - Karma: 9
Focus on joint hard, it will light itself....profit?
Apr 6 2011 9:07AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
got some laughs, learned some interesting things about fire, dude got high in the end.. A+ thread, would do business with again
Apr 6 2011 11:36AM
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apictureofspidey
Posts: 61 - Karma: 11
I was disappointed that the guy just went out and bought a lighter after all this.
Apr 6 2011 11:38AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
hahaha yeah true, it wouldve been better if the dude had come back after having focused light on his j with a magnifying glass or something crazy
Apr 6 2011 11:40AM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
you are a champ!
Apr 6 2011 2:36PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
a correctly done firecracker will knock you off your ass way more than a joint ever would...
Apr 6 2011 6:21PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
You sir get some karma
Apr 6 2011 6:24PM
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