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Need fire

whistler14

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Loner

i got a joint rolled up and i need some flame. I have no lighter, gas in my house isn't working (so no gas stove), no matches. what do i do

Apr 5 2011 11:52PM

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Troy.

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No Life

Do you have an electric oven?

Apr 5 2011 11:53PM

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Dainsey

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Addict

go to a gas station and buy a lighter?

Apr 5 2011 11:53PM

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skijunkiedtm

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Crazy Fool

cigarette lighter in a car?

Apr 5 2011 11:55PM

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Jahrassicpark

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Addict

No sound but here

Steal wool and a battery

Apr 5 2011 11:55PM

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whistler14

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Loner

im trying not to leave my house, no steel wool or electric oven

+k for good answers, -k for bad responses

Apr 5 2011 11:57PM

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smooticus

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Insane

You can vapporize with any thing that gets hot, possibly a lightbulb, just gotta magyver (spl?) that shit.

Apr 5 2011 11:57PM

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-Mugatu

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Can't help but think this question has been asked before... Like, millions of years ago.

Apr 5 2011 11:59PM

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J-Evs

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No Life

eat it

Apr 6 2011 12:03AM

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seal

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Lame

use a toaster

Apr 6 2011 1:20AM

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pianoman

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Addict

get a dragon to breath fire on it

Apr 6 2011 1:28AM

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Proletariat.

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Insane

hot plate?

Apr 6 2011 1:30AM

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Wookum

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Loner

this would probably work

Apr 6 2011 1:32AM

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buddychaps

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Insane

call your neighbor?

Apr 6 2011 1:37AM

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skithesprings

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Crazy Fool

theres about 100 things in a typical garage that could spark a j

Apr 6 2011 1:43AM

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Peter.

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@th1337

anything that gets hot, toaster, oven, etc.

Apr 6 2011 1:47AM

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TheHamburglar

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I want you to come back with a story about you burned your hair off or something

Apr 6 2011 1:49AM

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Moo

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Ridiculous

Apr 6 2011 1:52AM

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whistler14

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Loner

i went out and got a lighter and got really high. mission completed i feel like a champ

Apr 6 2011 1:53AM

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Obsessedwski

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Split your j open, take out the weed, grab two graham crackers and a jar of nutella. Spread said nutella on crackers, put weed on nutella, finish the sandwich with the other graham cracker, microwave for either a minute thirty or thirty seconds. Can't remember.

No guarantees but I've heard it gets you baked, probably saw it somewhere on NS.

Apr 6 2011 1:55AM

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whistler14

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Loner

it's called a fire cracker, it's pussy shit

Apr 6 2011 1:57AM

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Obsessedwski

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ah well too bad then. I'll still probably give it a try someday.

Apr 6 2011 1:58AM

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TheHamburglar

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not if ya do em right

Apr 6 2011 1:59AM

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whistler14

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Loner

im just fuckin with ya, you put enough chron in a gram cracker and you'll be high as shit

Apr 6 2011 2:00AM

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LittleFoot

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Insane

release charmander from pokeball and politely ask him to perform ember

Apr 6 2011 2:02AM

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whistler14

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Loner

i don't go that way

Apr 6 2011 2:03AM

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LittleFoot

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Insane

aw so i see youve chosen squirtle instead of charmander? thats usually the way to do it since brocks gym is full of rock type pokemon. too bad you cant light shit up with squirtle though.

Apr 6 2011 2:06AM

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whistler14

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Loner

i can light shit up with squirtle i'll launch a squirtle attack on your ass if you keep it up

Apr 6 2011 2:12AM

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moonofendor

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Insane

but if he had bulbasaur, your water attacks wouldn't be very effective.

but on some real shit.

put on rubber gloves. take a fork and some newspaper (not regular paper) and go to an electric socket. stick fork in socket with newspaper around it. newspaper catches fire. joint gets lit from fire.

or you could get a magnifing glass and light it with the sun.

toaster would work, most hotplates would work.

or call a buddy who wants to blaze and tell him to bring a lighter.

Apr 6 2011 8:53AM

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