okay john you win whatever i dont give a fuck, theres tons of stuff to do...im just pretty sick of this place. i personally need to live in a spot where there is a thriving music scene where good shows constantly passes through. Those free concerts in the summer really aren't as good as everybody talks them up to be, but free music is free music i guess. the acts really aren't good unless you are a hipster. I'm not saying good acts don't pass through here from time to time but the vibe at concerts here blows.
the rave scene here sucks and the only people that go are creepers and smacked out slutty 16 year old girls--fuck that. Back in California raves are sick and hot girls that are over 18 go all the time. plus california girls are way nicer because they aren't "worried" about getting hit on all the time because they love it unlike utah girls who get creeped out for no reason when people are trying to be nice to them.
I also really like the beach and salt lake definitely doesn't have that. and as for girls, most all of the girls that will touch your wang have fucked everybody else in the valley because they have so much advantage here. seriously, girls here could be 6's and get laid whenever they want solely for the fact that guys that are down severely outnumber girls here. You'd think differently, because mormon girls are fucking gorgeus, but since they aren't down its always a cocktease no matter what. Seriously, what a waste of a perfectly beautiful group of women. In places like california or colorado guys like us can run shit because there are so many more women to choose from.
Although I'm hating pretty hard, Utah does has some really bomb skateparks. I will say that I have made some really dope friends out here.
Although i have literally nothing to complain about in the winter here, im just saying the summer and fall sucks until the snow comes.