Replying to Lost Hellbent - it's got to be out there!

What's up nsers! My name is Nikki.. and I lost my 169 Hellbent ski w/ Fritschi Freeride binding.. let's see.. almost two years ago now on the lower elbow. I looked over the summer but never found it and filed some lost reports but nothin' ever showed up. I suppose I could have posted forever ago but I was shredding the low lands instead, yo! It couldn't just disappear like that, I know it..! I searched for it for soo long.. is someone playing a trick on me because if they are then roar I hate you but whatever. Please help me locate my ski because I'm leaving town in a few days.. thanks!