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Sluts make the world go 'round!

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skodeo7
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God life would be so much boring with out sluts.
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Rural Uproar Teaser
'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'
-Alpentalik
Jul 14 2004 4:26PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I prefer hookers.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 14 2004 4:27PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
yeah. sluts are good.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
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Jul 14 2004 4:32PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
sluts are dirty, i prefer a 'girl next door' type of chick, you know the one who seems innocent but is horny as a sex starved teen.


-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
Jul 14 2004 4:34PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
sluts aren't dirty. have you or anyone you've known had an std? And I dont mean pussy shit like crabs or warts that you can treat. 'zactly. Maybe be careful in africa.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
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Jul 14 2004 4:36PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
Tom Hanks... everything he says is a stitch... 'I have AIDS' hahahahaha....

-Peter Griffin
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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The following post is a piece of shit.
Jul 14 2004 4:39PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
haha....






Listen to Bob Marley.
Jul 14 2004 7:49PM
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bleu-rodeo
Posts: 384 - Karma: 10
sluts give the desperate male hope ..and of course sum ass with that pie, kinda find them funny
Jul 14 2004 8:00PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Closet-slutty girlfriends are the greatest.


The Ryan
Jul 14 2004 8:14PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
friends with benefits.







Listen to Bob Marley.
Jul 14 2004 8:16PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
'Oh no, were not buying a car out of the paper! A guy i knew bought his car out of the paper and 10 years later, BAM herpes!'
-Peter Griffin.


Jul 14 2004 8:17PM
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
*while singing* Orgys make the world go round. Orgys make the world go round. Orgies make the world go round so lets all have an orgy...
At my orgy all the props were there. Awwww :(
But so was the hooker! yaaaaaay.....

Good ole rugby
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^^ Lumpy ^^

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.

We're just two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year. Runnin' over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Jul 14 2004 8:52PM
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steezysevens
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
Amen to this thread!

'You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye'
Hunter S. Thompson
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Jul 14 2004 9:11PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
funny, i thought it was coca cola. or is it coca cola that makes us sing in perfect harmony? whatever, all i know is that coke is spelled a lot like cock. and by cock a mean raging strip of man meat.

pinktigers
Jul 14 2004 11:23PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
trl would be pretty empty without em

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
Jul 14 2004 11:37PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
^easy there, young warrior. be kind. my mom gives handjobs on that show.

pinktigers
Jul 14 2004 11:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
sluts are too easy, hoes fucked up on heroin are much more easier to take advantage of


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 15 2004 12:17AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
little boys are my favorite.


You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
Jul 15 2004 12:36AM
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annaSKI
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 11
^don't turn out like mike...
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Jul 15 2004 1:02PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
12 year old man, 12 year olds. give em three beers and they dopn't even remember what you did to them.
-chris
Jul 15 2004 1:31PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
yea, sluts are great. especially when you have some blow, they'll do anything for it... anything.
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Jul 15 2004 1:34PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
fuck sluts do it with no shit i dont know where ur from



RIDEblunt
Jul 15 2004 7:20PM
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Ieatsoup4u
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
i make fences
Jul 15 2004 10:52PM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
sluts are neat



dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
Jul 16 2004 7:44AM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
no theyre messy^^



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jul 16 2004 7:54AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
huzaah for coked out sluts


Politicaly Active Since 1992

Drivin that Train
Jul 16 2004 7:56AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
my gf used to be a slut and by slut i mean gives head to like anyone who wanted it, but now shes like only doin me and its so awesome thats the good kinda slut
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Jul 17 2004 3:57PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
sluts are to easy! theres not alot of fun if they are easy! :S just makes it normal... now getting someone that plays hard to get and then getting them! thats fun!
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Jul 17 2004 4:48PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
its all about the booty call baby

ok
Jul 17 2004 4:56PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
Im with ECTom, i like the secretly horny girl next door, that appears normal, but is easy to get in the sack

770 people died from terrorist attacks in 2003
2,500 people die a day in the Congo from the civil war
Jul 17 2004 5:21PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
you mean PIZZA SLUTS. us pizza sluts will have complete domination very soon.... well probably.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 17 2004 5:22PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
hmm, i might just have to meet you. how'd you get the name pizza slut?

770 people died from terrorist attacks in 2003
2,500 people die a day in the Congo from the civil war
Jul 17 2004 5:24PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
pizza slut?! is that where u order a pizza and it comes wth a free slut?!
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Jul 17 2004 5:25PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
despite common misconception pizza sluts are not always sluts. pizza sluts are the girls who work at pizza places. they are called pizza sluts because that's like the ideal teenaged job around here and you gotta FIGHT for em. luckily my sister sells my supervisor his pot so I got the job pretty fast.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 17 2004 5:27PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
ahahaha
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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
Jul 17 2004 6:55PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i hate sluts


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jul 17 2004 9:42PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
classy
May 31 2012 6:22PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
hahahaha



this a thread bump I can respect
May 31 2012 6:23PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Hahahaha ib4 donaters
May 31 2012 6:23PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
hahahahhahhahahaahahah
May 31 2012 6:25PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
i really like your sig, skodeo
May 31 2012 6:49PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
Winning.
May 31 2012 6:58PM
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DOSE.
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you clearly searchbarred "sluts" to find this.
May 31 2012 7:27PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
different world, the internet is a fucking crazy place
May 31 2012 7:32PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
This thread need pics
May 31 2012 7:35PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Oh 2004, what a good time that must have been.
May 31 2012 7:57PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
I love looking back at old threads, and seeing how different people posted and acted on here 8 years ago. The lingo was just different, seemed like people didn't try as hard. Except I was 14 at the time so I probably tried pretty hard when posting haha.
May 31 2012 8:01PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
how much differently*
May 31 2012 8:02PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
i like sluts and hookers. they do make life much better
May 31 2012 8:02PM
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Ski_ThEast
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sluts dirty? nah just slutty
May 31 2012 8:07PM
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