look here ant: if you dont like the joke youre obviously a bigotous close minded southerner who spends too much time watching nascar to apprectiate the subtle humor, and saterical genius that is asac. okay? your sense in humor absolutley must fall into line young man, or you will be swept away by the vast right wing conspiracy that only wants to draft you into the military, and not extend you any government aid, because they hate you. got it? get your thoughts in line sonny jim, because thers no room for dissent in this day and age. the nation, nay the very world is under right wing assult okay? if youre going to fight this force of evil, youre going to need to get a few facts straight first:
1. individual realitivism is key (but not really) you see ant, anything you want to do is okay, okay? just so long as it isnt to say that someone is wrong... wait, unless there republicans.. .then theyre wrong, and all of a sudden there is a surety and a univeral concept of right and wrong upon which the world turns... but only in this spacific circumstance okay? other than that, realitivism is king
2. socialist philosophy, or no philosophy. got it? now look at how prosperous and productive european socailism has made their nations. see how well the political process in going in the newly established eu. no political strife, great employment rates, and best of all, if you dont want to work, you dont have to! its great. this is how america should run. its the only way.
3. (and this above all else) religion is the way of weakness, ignorance, and reliance. you dont want to be preceived as a simpleton do you? no, of course not. i dont care where your beleifs come from, what experiences you have had that have brought you to any religious beleifs, but foresake them now. the party is the new religion for you my boy. heres you aclu card fresh from the laminator, boy, doesnt it look great. now you can engage in the systematic destruction of christianity as we know it today!
a few more things on this subject. never, and i mean never admit to being anti anything, no matter how blatent you know it may appear. target the enemy, and destroy him. the enemy being anyone of a protestant denomination. consort with other shady organizations if you must, after all, the enemy of our enemy is our friend. you may support the rights of child molesters, rapists, murderers, minority hate groups, so long as you stand against the tyrrany of the white man.
sir, it all begins here. start by falling in line today, and perhaps, if youre really lucky, we can get you an internship helping hezbolah distibute ferinheit 9 11 all over europe and the middle east! it will be a dream come true... just dont you try to think outside of what we tell you, and youll be just fine.
Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside