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CAR PRANKS: NEWSCHOOLERS I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
k guys, I gotta get this asshole back for egging my car. This retarded meth-ed out asshole who lives in my complex was hallucinating, thought i was in his spot, and egged my car.

Im thinking:

ducktape all around and going to autozone to buy 20 of those fucking parking violation window stickers that don't come off.

This is not enough. This guy needs to go down in history for the worst, most time consuming, yet non damaging car prank.

This is where I need your help newschoolers. suggestions please
Mar 30 2011 7:37PM
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dross250
Posts: 380 - Karma: 119
jack his car up > remove tires > leave car on jacks over night.
Mar 30 2011 7:38PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
spraypaint all the windows balck... he will never know.
Mar 30 2011 7:39PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
kill his family
Mar 30 2011 7:40PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
I remember seeing this way to put a little oil in one of the tires and it made the car go nuts while driving.

If anyone can find the video for sure do that.
Mar 30 2011 7:45PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
duct tape his car to shit. fucking 20 rolls, everywhere, all silver. or if theres something you can tape it to, lightpole concrete slab, etc, tape it to that shit. it works.
Mar 30 2011 7:47PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
ping pong ball in the gas tank!

Mar 30 2011 7:48PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1401 - Karma: 701
Vaseline is very hard to get off
Mar 30 2011 7:48PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
go to a oil change place and get a bunch of used oil then dump it under his car... next day get gear lube and put it under his door handles next rainy day remove his windshield wipers if he leaves it unlocked put road kill in the trunk. or pop the hood and put a block of limburger cheese on the manifold. he will never be able to drive it again.
Mar 30 2011 7:51PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13110 - Karma: 18,935
perfect...go with this. I love it
Mar 30 2011 7:57PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
hes going to know its you.
and hes a methed out dude......
Mar 30 2011 7:59PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
you know what me and my fiends did when someone made the mistake of egging a few of our cars? lets just say he got eggs in his air vents, all over his car, and one kid put one in his gas tank. Problem solved.
Mar 30 2011 8:00PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
im telling you! limberger cheese on the exhaust manifold. he wont be able to sit in the car agian or sell it for that matter
Mar 30 2011 8:01PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8864 - Karma: 31,612
this
Mar 30 2011 8:01PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
Car bomb. I saw it in a movie one time.
Mar 30 2011 8:14PM
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Kellso
Posts: 452 - Karma: 11
fill it with jenk loons
Mar 30 2011 8:17PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
plug his exhaust pipe with a chunk of tennis and some marine filler, so its nice and airtight
then fuck with his windows so they wont go down, you will have to figure that part out

when he drives away he will get carbon monoxide poisoning and die! burned.
Mar 30 2011 8:20PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
Get some of those markers that let you draw on cars but it wipes off. Take them and color his car a completely different color. and then steal his wiper blades
Mar 30 2011 8:21PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
shit in a shop vac
Mar 30 2011 8:22PM
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Wesley.P
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 89
suranwrap his car. then duct tape it then put a potato in the exhaust
Mar 30 2011 8:22PM
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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
are you always this fucking stupid?
Mar 30 2011 8:23PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
oops moblie ns fucked it up. so shit in a shop vac, suck up some water, put in reverse and aim at his car.
Mar 30 2011 8:23PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
realize that this could escalate into serious stuff? and dont do anything......
Mar 30 2011 8:24PM
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PowSkierCO
Posts: 760 - Karma: 11
Go to a local sporting store and buy elk pee. Then pour it in his air vents that are near the windshield.
Mar 30 2011 8:32PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
a car won't run with its exhaust plugged dumbass.

if you need to get him back just go out at night and with a decking screw and a hand held drill. quickly screw the screw into the surface of the front passenger tire at a slight angle in between the treads but so that it is only 1/3 of the way into the tire. no air will leak from the tire until the car is driven a significant distance at which point the screw works its way out and the tire goes flat

or just steal his windshield wipers and rub a candle all over his car followed by a nice coat of vasaline.


Mar 30 2011 8:33PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
shop vacs don't work like that. but either way why wouldn't you just piss or shit on the car? why ruin a perfectly good vaccuum?

and the doe in heat deer urine put in the vents and around all the seals of the car will ruin it forever.
Mar 30 2011 8:37PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Mar 30 2011 8:39PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
syrup + feathers.

ping pong ball into gas tank? i can't confirm this one but i guess it gets sucked down when you're driving so that the car stops, but then it floats back up cause the suction stopped and it keeps happening. i have no idea if this would work, but i've heard it before.

if he has a fuzzy interior - sawdust, flour, sugar, etc. throw it in there by the pound.

draw things with bologna, it will leave a picture once removed cause it corrodes away the paint.

jack up his rear tires so they are literally a millimeter off of the ground or less.

that's all i have for now.
Mar 30 2011 8:41PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
when one's vehicle is messed with, one may mess with the others vehicle.


Mar 30 2011 8:42PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
put colorful post its all over his car

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Mar 30 2011 8:44PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
tie his rar axle to a light pole or fence or something sturdy, and leave maybe 50 feet of slack. hell love that feeling when he starts driving away.
Mar 30 2011 8:46PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
let the air out of his tires..

egg his car

take his windsheild wipers if its raining out tomorrow

take his hubcaps off and scatter them around
Mar 30 2011 8:52PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,529
/get a bunch of friends or a solid car jack. Lift the car up, put blocks under it. Make sure to leave it off the ground only like a 1/4 inch so he won't notice. He'll just sit there and spin and not go anywhere.
Mar 30 2011 8:56PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
as a rule of thumb i dont fuck with methheads
Mar 30 2011 8:56PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
steal all four hubcaps but then make him go on hunts to find various clues to get his hubcaps, put clues far enough apart to waste A LOT of his time
Mar 30 2011 9:02PM
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cooner
Posts: 72 - Karma: 30
shaving cream, plastic wrap, vaseline, and silly string. go nuts.
Mar 30 2011 9:11PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597
super glue coins all over the car and put spam(food) on it. its like glue and startts to smell bad
Mar 30 2011 9:12PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
Steal his wheel weights, then his car will shake violently when he drives and he'll have no idea why.
Mar 30 2011 9:12PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
if you want to do some damage. this is for you







WAIT UNTIL ITS A SUPER HOT DAY, THEN LAY A PIECES OF BOLOGNA ON HIS HOOD. IT WILL EAT AWAY AT THE PAINT AND MAKE HIS HOOD ALL POLKA DOTTY.















Needed to make this big so you see it.
Mar 30 2011 9:13PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1812 - Karma: 37
GET INDUSTRIAL PLASTIC WRAP!!

i did this in high school to a friends car. u just wrap the shit out of it so they cant open the doors. Its a bitch to get off.
Mar 30 2011 9:14PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
Take all but one of the nuts on each rim. Partially loosen the remaining nut, everything will look fine when he gets in but hell will break loose when he starts driving and all his wheels will fall off.
Mar 30 2011 9:21PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
threads
Mar 30 2011 9:25PM
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blah..
Posts: 534 - Karma: 13
Place a giant dish of old seafood under the drivers seat, on a hot day, and let it slowly roast while smellyifing the inside of the car. Piss on the drivers seat. Then spread Vaseline all over the windshield and leave the wipers on so when he goes to drive it he automatically starts spreadin the stuff. Peanut butter jelly his dash, and put superglue on the steerin wheel
Mar 30 2011 9:39PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
wait till a day he has JUST washed his car, then dump a bucket of mud all over it. it wont hurt the car but hell be all like "FFUUUUUUUUUU"
Mar 30 2011 9:46PM
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pinhead_larry
Posts: 891 - Karma: 20
Eat his first born child.
Mar 30 2011 9:57PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
pee in his but
Mar 30 2011 10:10PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
pee in his but
Mar 30 2011 10:10PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
buy a cheap horn and wire it in with their brake light, classy
Mar 30 2011 10:14PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
pretty funny stuff in here threads
Mar 30 2011 10:47PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
re wire break light completely. he gets rear ended before he leaves town
Mar 30 2011 10:47PM
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slidesomeice
Posts: 111 - Karma: 14
Buy a locking gas cap, put sugar in his gas tank that'll really fuck his car up, or... piss in his fresh air intake
Mar 30 2011 11:21PM
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