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Press Release: The Golden Wheelchair

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Crystal-needs-a-park
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Today, July 13th, I have initiated the Golden Wheelchair mentally handicapped person of the day award. Each day on NS I will give this prestigious award to an individual i deem fitting of such an honor. While it has already proven to be very difficult to pick out the dumbest thing to be said on this website I will do my best to intercept the very worst.

The inagural winner of the Golden Wheelchair is Spokaneskier.

Althoguh ice-is-scary seems to have proved a worthy opponent i have already dispensed the award for the day and i'll have to see what happens tommorrow. I'll learn from my mistake today and be less hasty in my decision in the future.

Thank you,
NS member C-N-A-P
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The following post is a piece of shit.
Jul 13 2004 8:03PM
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TannerBalls
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I WAS THE FIRST!



naterizzle-yeah, mt. spo's dirty rails that spark are the coolest. almost as cool their icy landings on the sketchy jumps that we know and love.

*CAM



VIVA LOS ESEs
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NWFT 4 EVER

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Aug 13 2004 11:41PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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Mankind, which in Homer's time was an object of contemplation for the Olympian gods, now is one for itself. Its self-alienation has reached such a degree that it can experience its own destruction as an aesthetic pleasure of the first order.







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May 7 2007 11:55PM
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John.
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WTF? This is three years old and the creator brought it back, but he is talking about Homer and philosophy or something?
May 7 2007 11:57PM
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J.D.
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This can only help matters.
May 8 2007 1:34AM
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TannerBalls
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i got the first golden wheel chair so i just made a thread for you
May 8 2007 1:38AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Ahaha, I'd love to see the return of the GW awards right now, so much chaos on the site.
May 8 2007 2:59AM
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soradrightnow
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Amen.
May 8 2007 6:31AM
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prophet
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Walter Benjamin

http://www.digitalartsinstitute.org/benjamin/benjamin5.html

continue not caring.
May 18 2007 6:30AM
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canterbury
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haha, my friends and i did something like this once, but we called it the "knob award". we had a golden doorknob tied on a string like a necklace and it was awarded for saying or doing something dumb.
May 18 2007 12:44PM
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Sdot.
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Holy shit, I miss this, and I miss Josh's old name and when Dave used to post. :(
May 18 2007 3:22PM
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skodeo7
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Golden Wheelchair 2.0?
Aug 28 2007 9:39AM
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prophet
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GW is watching....
Aug 28 2007 6:22PM
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hurrisun
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haha ive heard about this taht would be sweet if it was brought back
Aug 28 2007 7:09PM
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zerospinskier
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Can we bring this back please. There is more stupidity on NS now than ever before.
Sep 9 2010 9:39PM
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PeterWojnar
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I nominate John McMurry for the Golden Wheelchair award.



And this is definitely a worthy bump.
Sep 9 2010 9:43PM
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skijunkiedtm
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Jenifa needs it.
Sep 9 2010 10:49PM
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Lemuel
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I vote oboe. With his severe case of autism, he needs a wheel chair for his and our own safety.
Sep 9 2010 10:50PM
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sack
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I am in agreement with this comment. for a moment I thought this thread was a new golden wheelchair thread... nothing but disappointment
Sep 9 2010 10:52PM
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jason...
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I second this nomination.
Sep 9 2010 10:53PM
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sack
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I don't know about that one... she is quite sharp-tongued, and almost all members disagree with her on one point or another, but I have yet to see a post of hers that is truly retarded on a level with past nominees and winners
Sep 10 2010 2:26AM
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Benjo
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Jenifa and Jon Mc Murray
Sep 10 2010 7:18AM
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jason...
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Read this thread and re-consider.

newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/560694/

She said so many dumb things, but I think this quote best shows her level of retardation:

"i don't really know how to explain...but basically depression is really literally all in your head. the imbalanced chemicals are caused by negative thoughts, or growing up in a negative environment. good therapy, positive thinking (as fucked up as this sounds), and working to change your thinking patterns can change the imbalance itself. (i am stating now that i have absolutely no knowledge or experience or information on whether this is relevant to types of manic depression or bipolar disorder.)"
Sep 11 2010 9:36PM
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jason...
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Wait nvm this is better.

"ok, so masochism, depression, drug addictions, ocd, are all diseases?

you guys are retarded. i guess smoking is a disease too!"
Sep 11 2010 9:36PM
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sack
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yeah I saw it.
and I humbly withdraw my previous statement.
Sep 12 2010 2:12AM
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no_steeze
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Sep 12 2010 2:12AM
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Lemuel
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Bring er back!
Apr 8 2014 8:28PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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Bump eh? I think we all done got old. Shit I check Credit Karma more than NS now.
Aug 29 2019 2:22AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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I grant this years Golden Wheelchair winner to @CLQ
Aug 29 2019 11:43AM
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HypeBeast
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TRVP_ANGELI grant this years Golden Wheelchair winner to @CLQ


Hahahahaha this thread is so offensive and insensitive that it shines as one of the last remaining gems of a pre-PC society!

Aw that's cute, but I think the term you're looking for is "nominate" as it appears only OP vests this power.

I nominate @bolake because I think he is truly a moron.

**This post was edited on Aug 29th 2019 at 12:34:36pm
Aug 29 2019 12:33PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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FogdartHahahahaha this thread is so offensive and insensitive that it shines as one of the last remaining gems of a pre-PC society!

Aw that's cute, but I think the term you're looking for is "nominate" as it appears only OP vests this power.

I nominate @bolake because I think he is truly a moron.

**This post was edited on Aug 29th 2019 at 12:34:36pm


OP also said he'd grant one everyday, indeed he deserves the title of Wheelchair Overlord
Aug 29 2019 12:38PM
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bolake
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shit what did I do?
Aug 29 2019 12:41PM
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HypeBeast
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Shit Ya know what. None of your other posts suck but this one just stuck out in my mind when I saw this thread. A+ quality

I was out here whipin up borger at macdaddys and I give this dude in a i8 pulls up and I give him his shit and tell him his car is awesome instantly he says ill pick you up on Saturday and you can drive it I can't thank him enough and I ask him why he says its part of the Arabic culture
Aug 29 2019 12:44PM
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bolake
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FogdartShit Ya know what. None of your other posts suck but this one just stuck out in my mind when I saw this thread. A+ quality

I was out here whipin up borger at macdaddys and I give this dude in a i8 pulls up and I give him his shit and tell him his car is awesome instantly he says ill pick you up on Saturday and you can drive it I can't thank him enough and I ask him why he says its part of the Arabic culture


shit you right
Aug 29 2019 1:39PM
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CatdickBojangles
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FogdartHahahahaha this thread is so offensive and insensitive that it shines as one of the last remaining gems of a pre-PC society!

Aw that's cute, but I think the term you're looking for is "nominate" as it appears only OP vests this power.

I nominate @bolake because I think he is truly a moron.

**This post was edited on Aug 29th 2019 at 12:34:36pm


Either him or @CrackHead. win it for sure
Aug 29 2019 2:23PM
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CLQ
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TRVP_ANGELI grant this years Golden Wheelchair winner to @CLQ


Nah this one should go to Ankilla
Aug 29 2019 3:00PM
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freestyler540
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CLQNah this one should go to Ankilla

DolanReloaded should get the golden wheelchair award for august. Pure golden brain farts has been posted here.
Source:https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/872238/For-the-older-members--what-does-it-feel-like-to-be-part-of-the-twin-tip-freeskiing-revolution-and-watching-it-fade-away-?utm_source=alert&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=alerts#p-14050985
Aug 30 2019 1:41AM
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bolake
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freestyler540DolanReloaded should get the golden wheelchair award for august. Pure golden brain farts has been posted here.
Source:https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/872238/For-the-older-members--what-does-it-feel-like-to-be-part-of-the-twin-tip-freeskiing-revolution-and-watching-it-fade-away-?utm_source=alert&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=alerts#p-14050985


yeah at least im not an asshole
Aug 30 2019 11:59AM
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freestyler540
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TRVP_ANGELOP also said he'd grant one everyday, indeed he deserves the title of Wheelchair Overlord

OP actually kept up with it for many years. It was even in the news section for about a year or 2. The thread was also a sticky. It died because of an overload of stupid. Also I think OP quit NS
Aug 30 2019 12:23PM
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.frenchy
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freestyler540OP actually kept up with it for many years. It was even in the news section for about a year or 2. The thread was also a sticky. It died because of an overload of stupid. Also I think OP quit NS


well he's back now lol
Aug 30 2019 1:40PM
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freestyler540
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.frenchywell he's back now lol

Lets see!
@Crystal-needs-a-park show yourself please! I hope Im doing this right
Aug 30 2019 3:45PM
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HypeBeast
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freestyler540Lets see!
@Crystal-needs-a-park show yourself please! I hope Im doing this right


@Crystal-needs-a-park
Aug 30 2019 3:51PM
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HypeBeast
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freestyler540Lets see!
@Crystal-needs-a-park show yourself please! I hope Im doing this right


Sometimes rhe tagging doesn't work.
Aug 30 2019 3:52PM
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freestyler540
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Fogdart@Crystal-needs-a-park

Thank you. thumbs up to ya
Aug 30 2019 4:05PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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freestyler540Thank you. thumbs up to ya


@freestyler540 I suppose I graduated, figuratively and literally, to just talking shit to people’s faces. And really, stupidity will never be vanquished, and is celebrated enough already. Hail President Camacho!
Aug 31 2019 2:13PM
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