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Press Release: The Golden Wheelchair

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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
Today, July 13th, I have initiated the Golden Wheelchair mentally handicapped person of the day award. Each day on NS I will give this prestigious award to an individual i deem fitting of such an honor. While it has already proven to be very difficult to pick out the dumbest thing to be said on this website I will do my best to intercept the very worst.

The inagural winner of the Golden Wheelchair is Spokaneskier.

Althoguh ice-is-scary seems to have proved a worthy opponent i have already dispensed the award for the day and i'll have to see what happens tommorrow. I'll learn from my mistake today and be less hasty in my decision in the future.

Thank you,
NS member C-N-A-P
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 13 2004 8:03PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Form a committee to better cover the forums. Just so you don't miss a gem. I'm sure JD would happily help you out.



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Jul 13 2004 10:51PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
sounds like a great idea


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Jul 13 2004 10:55PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Sounds funny to me i think you should also include the things they said to earn it!




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
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Jul 14 2004 12:14AM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
Can we posthumously give this award (for July 9th) to jarossamdb7 for his 'bling skis' post?





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Jul 14 2004 12:19AM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
I think the second prize goes to you, Crystal-needsasomething, for thinking up this snobbish, insensitive idea and actually pursuing it.

You aren't exactly qualified to determine the weekly winner, having posted some pretty stupid things yourself. For instance, the idea that a physically capable but mentally handicapped person would require a wheelchair might not be the brightest thing I've ever heard...









From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber
Jul 14 2004 12:24AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
jesus christ... spokaneskier laughed along with it... why cant you? fuck. if only i had the will to pull myself from this website.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 14 2004 12:35AM
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Crystal-needs-a~park
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
ah, now that it is midnight again, and a new day, the next award goes to............... Lateralis



You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Jul 14 2004 12:37AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^Note: that isn't crystal. I agree that you might want to rename this... like, the John Andrew Steward award for Intellectual Mediocrity. I think that works well.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 14 2004 12:41AM
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Knowledge_is_power
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
Im going to have to agree with the fake, all Lateralis puts on this site is disgusting grime.
Jul 14 2004 12:44AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
meh, ok, the name itself was supposed to be stupid as well... you know.... ill just dole out the award until i get bored
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 14 2004 12:46AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
you should post a date so we know waht day the award is given out




JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Jul 14 2004 11:09AM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
knowledge is power, your a fucking pussy and your posts piss me off.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 14 2004 12:38PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
^amen to that

ok
Jul 14 2004 12:41PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
can we submit quotes or links to threads to you via pm to help you decide the recipient of the golden wheelchair?
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Jul 14 2004 2:30PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Maybe once a week... once a day seems like a lot. Then again, there are about a million dumb posts a day so it won't be too much work.
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Jul 14 2004 2:36PM
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Localboyz
Posts: 1626 - Karma: 19
maybe we can convince harvey to put little gold handicap symbols next each persons name who recieves it. It won't ever happen but it would be a good way to distinguish people
Jul 14 2004 2:45PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
Sorry Crystal I dont think you are a very appropriate person to be handing this award out


God is an American.
Jul 14 2004 2:49PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
thatd be pretty awesome local boyz... altough 90% of all members would probably wind up with one. and yeah, im not omniscient... send me all the stupidity you can find. i'll post it til i get bored... and about the dates... each post is already dated.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 14 2004 4:30PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
Today's winner is bleu-rodeo's 'relief of horniness' post. Guy or girl, that's one useless post.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 15 2004 12:01AM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
what you should do is start a cult and a commitee, invite like 10 people,and discuss it, make it wekly so there's time for discussion, and invite people like me (not necessarily me) that do nothing all dy but hang on newschoolers, but they have to be incredibly witty too

and I think its a good idea

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

603 for life
Jul 15 2004 10:12AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I wouldn't mind being on that commitee if you make one.
Jul 15 2004 10:33AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
i think that drewwish should get the award everyday, even if he isint on this site anymore.






Listen to Bob Marley.
Jul 15 2004 10:35AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
i wanna be on the commitee. i'll message you the stupidest comment of the day
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Jul 15 2004 11:31AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
im surprised people are taking htis seriously... whatever... thats cool... find me a stupid quote, from the same day as you post it, top 10 are in and we'll make a cult about it...or something equally pointless.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 15 2004 3:11PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
HAHAHAHAHAA I., JOHN ANDREW STEWARD AM HONORED FOR BEING THE NAMESAKE OF THE AWARD JD MAY
NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!


WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

I respected the guy until skibrdginbitch was telling me how she 'dated' him for her two weeks at camp. Hahaha god, I dont know whether to feel worse about skibrdginbtch being an idiot, or TJ and his new batch of STD's- dspin7x
Jul 15 2004 5:06PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
and you spelled my last name right!!!!!
NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!


WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

I respected the guy until skibrdginbitch was telling me how she 'dated' him for her two weeks at camp. Hahaha god, I dont know whether to feel worse about skibrdginbtch being an idiot, or TJ and his new batch of STD's- dspin7x
Jul 15 2004 5:08PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i did't change the name, but don't worry, i'm sure you'll get one... and you can be a sort of honorary recipient until then.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 15 2004 5:21PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
i was wondering who this john andrew whoever was... it all makes sense now...















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jul 15 2004 5:29PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
lol i think this is pretty cool, and its retarded if people take offense.






Listen to Bob Marley.
Jul 15 2004 5:30PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
theres a cult cimmitee now... if you think youre good enough, your smart enough, and doggonit people like you... PM me.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 15 2004 8:01PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
Today's winner is:

Ice-Is-Scary
2006 posts
No Life

2004-07-15 12:50:22
Ok please explain to me what you mean by your a conservative democrat is that kinda like african-american?


congrats.

a close seconde is the 'whats the hot girl thread' thread... although legitimacy was an issue.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 15 2004 11:04PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
haha thats great it was a joke by the way so please hold the 'you insensitive racist' private messages

-thanks management


God is an American.
Jul 15 2004 11:32PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
haha Thats a great Idea.

Hope it lasts for a while

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis


i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down
Jul 16 2004 9:21AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
thats a good idea....almost as good as suckling harveys sweet milk from his nipple tht lets us in the ns world live


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
Jul 16 2004 9:41AM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
haha ice-is-scary said that about me, apparently diversity in thought is impossible



dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
Jul 16 2004 10:55AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
Spam_Man_5000

I break drywall because it is not very good made. Then I try to break drywall that is five inches thick. It is well made. Why do trees eat green?


Winning post for 7/16
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 17 2004 12:01AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Let me be the first to congratulate you.



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Jul 17 2004 1:40AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
Today's winner from the SG:
Subject: Painting Ski Bases
InfernoHits
184 posts
Pro

2004-07-16 13:22:45
How can you custom paint the base of skis?


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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 17 2004 10:57PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
you should have it for once a week or something to make it more pristegious. otherwise everybody and their mother is going to have a golden wheelchair.
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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Jul 18 2004 1:59AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
Well, we at the The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Commitee have been thinking that too... if a member feels a final daily award is due tomorrow... well today i guess... sunday the 18th, that will be the last, otherwise saturday was. After this point, all Golden Wheelchair awards will be given out to the worst and the dimmest of the NS community weekly, on Fridays. And do not worry, we will continue running this joke into the ground until long after you've stopped laughing.

C-N-A-P, Self-Appointed-Chairman.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 18 2004 3:13AM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
because if the award is still entertaining to us, who cares if its entertaining to anyone else...















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jul 18 2004 11:07AM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
i'm honored! thanks babe



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Jul 18 2004 11:43PM
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iwasbannedbutimback
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 10
bump i wanna be the golden wheelchair recepient
Aug 13 2004 10:21PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
I think of the week is better. Make a cult, people will scan the forums and post the stupid things they see, and then the grandmaster picks one, after the leaders of the cult break it down to 10 stupid things.
C-Man
Aug 13 2004 10:23PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^That's what we do... this week's presentation will be in about half an hour.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 13 2004 10:30PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
im the only one who ever honored receiving it. Also the quote i got in for was a joke


God is an American.
Aug 13 2004 10:31PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^I love how you were a finalist for the first one too, I didn't realize that until just now.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 13 2004 10:32PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
The Hidden Headquarters of our Omnipresent Cabal



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Aug 13 2004 10:32PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
the goldne whell chair is liek the fuckin godlen baskte thing that homeless dude has but with more mobiklity. its sick. and pimped to.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 13 2004 10:34PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
when the hell am i gonna be nominated? i dont think the shit i say is stupid enough
Aug 13 2004 10:37PM
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