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slopestyle course *uv ure dreamz*

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mommy
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its summertime. you know you want to play this game. here are the rules.
-a max of ten possible hits per run.
-a max a three choices per hit
-jumps no longer than 150 feet, rails no longer than 100 feet.
-no rollerbladers or bmx-surferz!!

now straight make up your own dream course. the winner will recieve a pair of 05 armada ar5s, from me, personally. you must just give me your adress and bloodtype, and a history of stds.

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Jul 13 2004 7:10PM
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KillerMonkey
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haha, i like the last part




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Jul 13 2004 8:31PM
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Logchucker
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All right Start off with a 40 footer, for a stylie trick, then bust into a flat down rail or straight rail. Then into a 50 ft hit. Next go into an S-rail or c- Rail choice. Next hit is a 65 foot booter, then finally end up on a large hip to finish the run.
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Jul 13 2004 9:00PM
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404404
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1. 15 flat 20 down rail







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Jul 13 2004 9:10PM
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DynastarriderGP
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For Me to ski it would be:

20 foot flat rail

kink rail

2 kink rail

40 footer

50 footer

60 footer

QP




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Jul 13 2004 9:18PM
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skierdudeguy
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1) 20 Foot hip
2)30 foot down-flat-down
3)50 foot table
4)40 footer
5)30 footer
6)70 foot down rail
7) roller coaster w/ elftoe
8)60 footer
9)70 footer
10)120 footer
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Jul 13 2004 9:42PM
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Spam_Man_5000
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A cool park would be some kind of chip that you stick in your air that gives you perfect balance like in THPS, JMMT, or Coolboarders. Then have rails that all go up to 100 feet but have them transfer and go into loops and stuff. Then after you combo all the fifteen rails you land into a big vat of ice cream where you eat it until you buy more tokens.
Jul 13 2004 10:09PM
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Irotate360
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aight so were chillen right in the start house. tanners like you goin bro and im like chyaaa, so im like lets do this and crs like tear that shit down yo. so i go and I
hit the 30 stair hand rail
hit a flat down flat rail
steezzey skiing to
65 fter
another small 50ftr
huge battle ship or massive hip
75ft flat or a lil 20 ft launch ramp to landing(approx 150ft between the two)
money booter
at the bottom either a crail or a wallride



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Jul 13 2004 10:40PM
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Irotate360
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i wouldnt be able to ski my couse. i leave that too the good people



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Jul 13 2004 10:42PM
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hendrik.
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aight here's how it goes down.
1) a. 20 ft table
b. 10ft flat down rail
2) 40 ft step down
3) a. 25 ft table
b. up flat down rail on the same dist. as table
c.20ft rainbow thick to thin to thick
4) course curves
a. 25 ft cbox on inside of curve
b. 30 ft c rail on outside
5) 50 ft table
6) a. 75ft flat down rail
b. 60 ft spine type thingy
7) 35 foot rainbow c rail
8) two 40 ft tables for transfers

9) 150 ft table with gap towards the middle to make it look stylie

10 ) 20ft quarterpipe.

voila!

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Jul 13 2004 11:49PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
1. 10 foot table/ 3 foot rail
2. 8 foot table/ 8 foot double kink
3. 15 foot table
4. picnic table jib/ pinecone gap
5. 3 foot kicker/ 6 foot tripple kink
6. 9 foot rollercoaster/ 9 foot gap jump
7. apple sause slide/ bubble tape kingdom
8. horse hospital jib
9. 1,000,000 mile double kink.
10. freeway helicopter gap with fireworks and sk8 boarders gapping manholes.

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Jul 14 2004 9:03AM
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alev
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i think there needs to be a huge super pipe with rails and walls and a gap and all sorts of features on it. to get in, u launch a 50 footer in then u start, and at the end, there is the biggest quarterpipe u have ever seen, but u have enough speed to hit it and then u get sponsered and get stds from mommy

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Jul 14 2004 9:04AM
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mommy
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^so by hitting this quaterpipe you automaticly get sponscered? even if you fall, even if you only get a foot out, team armada will be at your front door the next day, cocks hard and mouths begging?

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Jul 14 2004 9:19AM
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albatross.
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1.A 22 foot TABLERAIL
2.A pair of rollerblades
3.THE LOOP
4.a 30 foot cliff to groomed
5. grind the chairlift cables!
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Jul 14 2004 1:31PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
well u dont get sponsered but the second part may be true

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Jul 14 2004 4:02PM
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Krongos
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ok you drop in and theres a 30 foot flat rail on the right and a 45 foot step up on the left, then a 75 foot table followed by a big rainbow(think snowmass big) after that theres a 100 foot step down or a 50 foot table, then a roller coaster rail, next to a trapezoid and then an 80 footer to QP at the end
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Jul 14 2004 6:18PM
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GrippinGs
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1) Choice of d-f-d or 35 foot flat rail.

2)mandatory 45 foot jump

3)Choice of D-F rail or 55 foot kick

4) Choice of 30 foot box of 65 foot kick

5) Finale big ass money boootair. 80 feet.
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Jul 14 2004 6:30PM
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TOILET
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a big toilet in the middle of a flat slope





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Jul 14 2004 6:54PM
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mommy
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^best member ever.

pinktigers
Jul 14 2004 9:22PM
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alev
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o yea i forgot: u need a massive step up, like 70 and and massive step down, like 80 or so, and they go right after one another

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Jul 15 2004 8:20AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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10 aerials jumps. With a rail on the landing of one of them.

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Jul 15 2004 4:54PM
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