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Pet lap giraffes!

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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
totally buying one!!
http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/index.php
Mar 29 2011 5:10PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
:O !!!!
Mar 29 2011 5:14PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
want.
Mar 29 2011 5:16PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg

Mar 29 2011 5:18PM
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funkmasterFLEX
Posts: 319 - Karma: 14
fake much?
Mar 29 2011 5:37PM
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Funkadelic
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No. I'm number 355,909 on the wait list.
Mar 29 2011 5:38PM
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Relish_man
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haha this is from that commerical there. i forget...
Mar 29 2011 5:39PM
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ski_ENDUB
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FUCKING DIRECT TV
Mar 29 2011 5:40PM
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funkmasterFLEX
Posts: 319 - Karma: 14
wasnt there a commercial about a house hippo? and all the scrotum-heads actually believed it
Mar 29 2011 5:41PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
eeeeeuuuuuh no?
Mar 29 2011 5:41PM
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T.DUB
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HAHAHA
Mar 29 2011 5:42PM
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steevner
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No kidding.

For all those who think it's real...


refresh the page and see what happens to your "live" view of the "mini giraffe"
Mar 29 2011 5:44PM
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Troy.
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All of these look photoshopped, but soo cool. Anyone else read it outloud in a russian accent?

But, do fucking want.
Mar 29 2011 5:46PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
go away!
Mar 29 2011 5:46PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
If its fake I will be incredibly saddened.
But I just saw it move on webcam.
Mar 29 2011 5:50PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
idk if want
Mar 29 2011 5:50PM
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Beez
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want! and tigers!
Mar 29 2011 5:50PM
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funkmasterFLEX
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well then you are obviously a scrotum-head
Mar 29 2011 5:50PM
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pomme-de-terre
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if this was real i would convert my horse barn to a petite lap giraffe farm right fucking now.
Mar 29 2011 5:58PM
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Spinoza
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haha pretty funny.

lots of work for a joke, hope theyre making money somehow
Mar 29 2011 6:01PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
it's an ingenious marketing strategy really. they just introduced the mini giraffe and didnt advertise this website at all. people gradually discover it and bam! someone already said it up there "isnt that from the directtv commercials?" i love it, and if you thought this was real, im sorry. let me make it up to you by posting pictures of real life pet lap animals

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Mar 29 2011 6:45PM
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derpina
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You're kidding right?

Do you know how many hundreds, possibly even thousands of years it would take to breed a giraffe that small?

I always see that Direct TV commercial and think how cool it would be if they were real though...

You could always suffice by getting a Dik Dik deer? They kinda look similar and they're actually real.

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Mar 29 2011 6:59PM
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JIBpsy^^
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shadows dont match up !!!! ZOMG i hat web fakes  (sarcasm) fuck hipsters

Mar 29 2011 7:03PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
CONGRATULATIONS!

Congratulations!!! You make 362,397 on waiting list for petite lap giraffe. Share greatest news with family on the facebook or tweeter.

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legit as fuck

Mar 29 2011 7:21PM
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Abc567def
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I lol'ed at this "If not see him, don't worry he come back."
Mar 29 2011 7:34PM
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