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Biddy Got Knocked Up!

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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
barn cat biddy never got fixed
met tom timmy and got herself jinxed
kittie abortions dont really exist
so my mom and dad are getting a little pissed
sex fiend sarah told us biddy was snipped
but sex fiend sarah is coke head gyp

so I am going to have kittens.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 13 2004 3:37PM
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r_witt
Posts: 911 - Karma: 10
youre crazy, i like u, but youre crazy
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if i had no hands, id have a tee shirt that said, 'ever been stump fucked?' - cj
Jul 13 2004 9:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im dead serious


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 13 2004 9:52PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
if the cats come out with a big adams apple and a hunch back give me a call.







Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?



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Jul 13 2004 9:59PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
i love to eat kittens.
they taste nice on my weber grill.
i use their skin and make mittens,
and serve them with a small pickle dill.
-chris
Jul 13 2004 10:45PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
then ittll look just like you misty7


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
Jul 15 2004 10:36PM
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