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What are your best insults and trash talk?

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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144

All of you have been pissed off before at people.. so whats the best of your insults that youve said to someone?

Mar 28 2011 4:10PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
yeah the better part of you was left on your moms bed sheets





i dislike you
Mar 28 2011 10:56PM
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down2freeski
Posts: 75 - Karma: 20
kudos on the camel toe
Mar 28 2011 11:02PM
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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
xbox fights are the best btw.. when those little fuckers annoy the shit out of you, it's the best to just go too far with jokes so they shut up.
For example:
"Kid you better shut the fuck up or else im going to sew your butthole shut and then keep feeding you and feeding you until your body is backed up with so much shit that you die"
-Orangethunder (gt)
Mar 28 2011 11:13PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349


you have unique eyes, have you been examined for downs syndrome?


Mar 28 2011 11:37PM
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rep301
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha, ill be sure to use this!
Mar 28 2011 11:41PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
When someone says "Are you going to take that?" to another kid. You say "He's going take it like his mom takes it."


On another note, why do guys say "blow me" or "suck my dick" as an insult? That has to be the gayest thing ever. You say back "I'm glad you finally express your sexuality personally."
Mar 28 2011 11:59PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
lol.
Mar 29 2011 12:01AM
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SPECK
Posts: 616 - Karma: 47
CUNT NUGGET
Mar 29 2011 12:03AM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
"you're a stupid idiot"
Mar 29 2011 12:03AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
dude, you suck dick for bus money then you walk home


Mar 29 2011 12:16AM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
Cockfarmer and Dickmuncher are 2 of the best I've heard from my friends.
Mar 29 2011 12:33AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
oh my mom used to have that car!!

... then she got a job
Mar 29 2011 12:50AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
Dickgobbler is my fave
Mar 29 2011 1:00AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
You're adopted.

Your mom.
Mar 29 2011 1:03AM
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ATTENTION_WHORE
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
when i was younger i told people they lived in the water when i was mad at them. usually got the point across pretty clearly.
Mar 29 2011 2:06AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
also, killing people with kindness. makes some people so wonderfully angry.
Mar 29 2011 7:27AM
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tspanagel
Posts: 440 - Karma: 385
Im usauly smatter then the people i insualt so they dont even know im insulting them. 
Mar 29 2011 8:15AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128

Where'd you get your haircut, your mom?
Whered you get your clothes the clothes store?

your mom likes it when I do that.

Mar 29 2011 9:27AM
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J-Litfeldt
Posts: 12 - Karma: 25
If someone tells you that you failed just answer with this:
-" Yeah i failed like your dads condom."
And then say this quick after!
-"YOU ARE A MISSTAKE BIAAAATCH."

Will shut em' up.
Mar 29 2011 9:28AM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446
You live by the school or walk home.... Low income houses by our school
Mar 29 2011 10:27AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
I don't always resort to juvenile taunts,

but when I do,

I prefer "you vaseline farter!"
Mar 29 2011 11:30AM
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Ski-or-dies-
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
threads for personality contraception.
Mar 29 2011 12:40PM
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oldirtypatstard
Posts: 785 - Karma: 331
whered you get your clothes...? the... toilet store?
Mar 30 2011 8:09AM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
you completely murdered that quote. "ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and im all out of bubble gum."

i usually just say fuck u man
Mar 30 2011 8:22AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
sigg'd
Mar 30 2011 8:31AM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
your such a newb
Mar 30 2011 4:16PM
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funkmasterFLEX
Posts: 319 - Karma: 14
if a bald person makes fun of you, or anyone in general, call them scrotum-head. its so absurd.
Mar 30 2011 4:19PM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
my personal favorite is "you cock juggling thundercunt!"

from a movie but i cant remember what it was
Mar 30 2011 4:37PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
Mar 30 2011 4:39PM
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ice_mike
Posts: 249 - Karma: 23
I will take your mother out to a very nice dinner. then Never Call her Again!
Mar 30 2011 5:00PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
call them a vajonas brother. or all three vajonas brothers if they really deserve it
Mar 30 2011 5:02PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
hatin on bitches
Mar 30 2011 5:46PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
^^^^^ Pig.Pen$: in which movie is it that shows up at 1:16
Mar 30 2011 5:51PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
hey try not suck any dick on your way out of the parking lot
Mar 30 2011 5:59PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
... fucking mud-blood

right up with the rocks and stones you are (shakespeare anyone.... maybe makes sense ahha)

you are about as useful as tits on a bull

hey you, Fuck YOU

Your mother's a whore

Mar 30 2011 6:28PM
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