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What are your best insults and trash talk?

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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144

All of you have been pissed off before at people.. so whats the best of your insults that youve said to someone?

Mar 28 2011 4:10PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
you're a sissy-nanny
Mar 28 2011 4:11PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
"you fucking cunt pedophile" eh? eh?
Mar 28 2011 4:12PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

I've got balls of steel

Eat shit and die

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... annn i'm alllll out of gum

Mar 28 2011 4:12PM
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Boo.
Posts: 692 - Karma: 417
The other day a snowboarder chick ran me over. Obviously completely her fault.

I was so surprised all I managed to say was: Nice job, fucker. She proceded to ride away.

/end situation.
Mar 28 2011 4:13PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
The other day my teammate who has been being bitter to everybody lately made a whip cracking noise when I went back to grab an extra poster for my girlfriend at the track and field clinic we were volunteering at. And I simply replied: "You tell me what it's like not to be whipped and I'll tell you what a vagina feels like." He shut up after that.

I rarely have any good ones though.
Mar 28 2011 4:14PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
SUCK A BAG OF DICKS
Mar 28 2011 4:15PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
All depends on the person.
Mar 28 2011 4:15PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Newfag
Mar 28 2011 4:16PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Your dads gay
Mar 28 2011 4:16PM
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oldirtypatstard
Posts: 785 - Karma: 331
cootie queen
lint licker
Mar 28 2011 4:17PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Or "I banged your dad"

Really whose got a comeback for dad jokes
Mar 28 2011 4:17PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
"You're not invited to my birthday party!!!!!"
Mar 28 2011 4:17PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
say someone is talking shit about you and your best friend.. what you gonna say to top his best insult...
Mar 28 2011 4:18PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,031
"Attack ones intelligence"



Best insult around.
Mar 28 2011 4:18PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
not mine but my friend said this, "you're a socially awkward, premature ejaculator who still wears batman t-shirts". Always get a kick out of that one.
Mar 28 2011 4:20PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
"your.fucking.sick." "your just nails" really you can say those to every chirp....
Mar 28 2011 4:22PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
Mar 28 2011 4:25PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
my friend used this wordy gem on me "I will suck your dick so good you will come back for more you fucking faggot"
Mar 28 2011 4:26PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
some kid has a comeback you say
if i wanted my cumback id wipe it off your moms chin
Mar 28 2011 4:30PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703


Mar 28 2011 4:33PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
" ive fucked sailors in rainbow trousers in a pool of glitter that werent half as gay as you are you slimy fuckwad. get artificially inseminated with napalm you dumb fucking whore."
Mar 28 2011 4:36PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Thats what she said. It can be changed to be used used all the time: -youre suck a fucker -thAtnot was she said
Mar 28 2011 5:04PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
"You're the syphilitic remains of a drunken butt fuck" - family friend told me that one once
Mar 28 2011 5:09PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
threads for later. i was gonna say the cumback one
Mar 28 2011 5:12PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
"hey you! blearghhhhh"
Mar 28 2011 5:13PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
Such a sympathetic friend!
Mar 28 2011 5:14PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498

Go Fuck a goat and die - guy from Turkey told me this once

Mar 28 2011 5:23PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.
Mar 28 2011 5:28PM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
You're a towel!
Mar 28 2011 5:38PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
I prefer wet blanket
Mar 28 2011 5:42PM
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nevski
Posts: 69 - Karma: 20
douche canoe.  hehe
Mar 28 2011 5:43PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
0:16

Mar 28 2011 5:45PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 4,076
what do you use for contraception, your personality?
Mar 28 2011 5:47PM
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CharlieSheen
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
lol'd
Mar 28 2011 5:49PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
you're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
Mar 28 2011 5:50PM
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MRoden
Posts: 753 - Karma: 211
like a bunch of baguettes lined up nicely in a grocery bag or just spewing out everywhere flopping around?
Mar 28 2011 5:52PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
One of my friends called me a "worse-than-rape cunt" the other day.

Felt bad
Mar 28 2011 5:52PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
"You think that's funny huh" "You and your fucken boys pay $3 extra now"
Mar 28 2011 5:55PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
this one needs to be used in a good situation
such as: theatre kid in your school tries to make fun of you. you say a bunch of swears and shit back. when he says no need to swear tough guy (as he is trying to be funny) you say "OH GO TELL YOUR THEATRE COACH ABOUT IT" it shuts the kid right up. and your on your way
Mar 28 2011 6:02PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
some kid an easy 6 in taller than me prob 100 lbs too tried to bully me off a lunch table in the morning
being the 5'7", 150 lbs, unintimidating kid i am, i told him to fuck off
he tried to knock my drink out of my hand and called me a faggot, the usual stuff
i got right up in his face and basically challenged him to come at me
he didn't do shit so i walked away and said 'alright you pussy bitch, pick fights with kids smaller than you'

i felt like a hardass
Mar 28 2011 6:03PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
most of my insults are dripping with sarcasm, i am rarely blunt with my insults
Mar 28 2011 6:16PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
my best insult is:
You goat would be a better mother than you.

dont judge me...

seriously.... quit it :(

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>:(


YOUR GOATS WOULD ALL BE BETTER MOTHERS THAN YOU!

:)







Mar 28 2011 6:17PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37320 - Karma: 118,949
Usually a nice stern "Fuck off" or "Blow me" gets the point across for me.
Mar 28 2011 6:19PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
same man... when i dont like being a dick.. just gotta ignore the mofos who make big deals about stuff
Mar 28 2011 6:44PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
BUTTFACE
Mar 28 2011 6:45PM
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TinyTigers
Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
.
Mar 28 2011 7:05PM
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Level4
Posts: 142 - Karma: 10
you dont know what a vagina feels like, and yeah your prob whipped
Mar 28 2011 8:10PM
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sneds
Posts: 349 - Karma: 26

YOUR PARENTS ARE BEARS

or

I hope your dinners cold tonight

Mar 28 2011 8:12PM
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huck_to_flat
Posts: 167 - Karma: 15
Y didn't your dad use a condom?
Mar 28 2011 8:15PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
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Mar 28 2011 10:48PM
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