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1080bio
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who do u think is hotter ashlee simpson or jesica simpson?
Jul 13 2004 12:05AM
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Mattman
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Jess, she has an IQ of 160


i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 13 2004 12:06AM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
jessica, let this thread end
Jul 13 2004 12:06AM
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1080bio
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ashlee is hoter
Jul 13 2004 12:07AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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^ crack. head. jessica is wayyy hotter.





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Jul 13 2004 12:10AM
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h3ofilms
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am i the only one who says 'why not both at the same time' hahaha
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Jul 13 2004 12:17AM
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hendrik.
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that wasnt the question, thats why our the only one...

jessica.

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Jul 13 2004 12:25AM
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SeanB
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haha, oh man, mattman I'm sure you were joking but damn, jessica is lucky if her IQ is even in the double digits, her stupidity is painful to the point that I can't even begin to describe it, thank god for the mute button

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Jul 13 2004 12:51AM
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khem
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jessica. theres no question about it


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Jul 13 2004 1:04AM
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EC-Tom
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haha whoever started this thread needs to take a look around...fucking jessica you stooge


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Jul 13 2004 7:01AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Jessica. She may be dumb but she isnt as annoying as Ashlee.

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Jul 13 2004 7:35AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Jessica, she has the IQ of an apple






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Jul 13 2004 7:39AM
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jumpman
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jessica
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Jul 13 2004 8:26AM
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SkiUnit03
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^ashlee





^jessica



id say jessica fo sho





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Jul 13 2004 8:33AM
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Bandy1080
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Flipping through the channels and saw this story...


http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailynews/extra/0704/07_07b.html
Jul 13 2004 8:40AM
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D-40
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the kid who started this thread is the only person tosay that ashlee is hotter
Jul 13 2004 8:57AM
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acc
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if you watch newlyweds then watch the ashlee show then you'd def say jessica. jessica is dumb, but ashlee is dumber in a different way.

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Jul 13 2004 9:13AM
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rhcp
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id say jessica, but in those two pictures ashlee wins
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Jul 13 2004 9:30AM
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Girays_Brother
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jessica



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jul 13 2004 9:47AM
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KingShit
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Jessica... she has big ol' natural titties.



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Jul 13 2004 9:52AM
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coolcat410
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Jessica, i think ashlee is even dumber the things she says are so dumb.
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Jul 13 2004 10:59AM
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Jasmine
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this is a bit random, but i think ashlee looks a lot like a girl version of owen wilson.



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Jul 13 2004 11:12AM
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ESB
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They're both dumber than bricks... I don't care how hot they are, I wouldn't bone them even if they kept their damn mouths shut. I'd probably get a nasty case of sexually transmitted stupidity.

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Jul 13 2004 11:47AM
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Mattman
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I'm not kidding Line69, she does have an IQ of 160...

Jessica's mom said that in a tablot and the newspaper. Hey, it might not be true, She does have her moments, a lot of moments.


i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 13 2004 11:52AM
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.scott.
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ya, a person can have a high IQ, but still lack any type of common sense, and therefore seem extremely stupid. but if it was either of these girls I wouldn't mind at all. To answer the question, Jessica.
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Jul 13 2004 11:58AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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ashica


I AM A SKIER.
Jul 13 2004 12:01PM
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hazel_32
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ashlee is way hotter......but then again...jessica knows how to ski



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Jul 13 2004 12:06PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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ehhhhh tough. I think Ashlee has a better body. Jessica has a better face...





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Jul 13 2004 12:07PM
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homestead
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i dont think you would call what jessica simpson did skiing, but ill have to go with jessica

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Jul 13 2004 12:47PM
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davidh
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jessica





'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
Jul 13 2004 12:50PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Jessica by far ashlee has a huge nose




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Jul 13 2004 1:09PM
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bigairhuckster3
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ashlee looks horrid with her brown hair....im def gonna say jessica



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Jul 13 2004 1:15PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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ashlee seems like a wannabe second rate american version of avril. i have a problem with that.















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Jul 13 2004 1:27PM
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LittleDevil720
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jessica
Jul 13 2004 1:53PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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alright, i dont know if any of you have seen ashlees show but theres a part where jessica gives her advice, and ashlee and jessica in the same room, ashlee just seems insignificant in the conversation.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 13 2004 2:35PM
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HelloThisIsDylan
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jessica is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. but i agree: ashlee looks hotter in the above pictures.



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Jul 13 2004 4:32PM
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Jordan_P
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I should say Jessica but she would talk when I was bangin' her. I honestly don't feel like purchasing a gag, so I'll have to go with ashlee
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Jul 13 2004 4:40PM
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Sharpy
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i am the only one who doesn't think jessica is as dumb as she is put out to be on TV? Obviously it sells and look how much she is talked about as a result and as a result of the talking she gets money. I'd say she is more a sell-out than dumb.
Jul 13 2004 5:02PM
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Simon_Dumont
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no comparison, definitely jessica



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Jul 13 2004 5:22PM
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Lateralis
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i heard that jessicas dumbassness is all an act for their show


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Jul 13 2004 5:26PM
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Freestyla_01
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Jessica has huge fucking tits and could suck your testicles out through your urethra.
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Jul 13 2004 5:42PM
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strode
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jessica tonguing the balls with ashley working the shaft



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Jul 13 2004 5:53PM
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sugarloaf
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ASHLEE!! I am an ashlee fan. It's so funny when she's driving around her car, and some guy yells 'hey britney' so she goes 'I'm not britney mother fucker' hahaha I love it. I like her hair a lot, I think she's really pretty =)


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Jul 13 2004 5:57PM
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Mattman
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Stef!!!!!, thank you

I've been trying to say that for months. In a tablot, some of her 'chicken or beef' thing?!?! was fake.


well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis


i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 13 2004 5:57PM
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davidh
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i'd like to see some more pics before I make up my mind




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
Jul 13 2004 6:28PM
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couchskier
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ashlee sucks old balls! she tries to be hip and shit and just sucks, jess...she can suck anyting she want!!!ha uno bitch!
at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
Jul 13 2004 6:41PM
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*pocket-rocketeer*
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fuck that ashlee bitches attitude and her big ass nose...shes jus a wannabe punk who will never pull it off...at least jessica is stacked


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Jul 13 2004 6:43PM
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rightcoastskier
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yo they both got it goin on like cant stop wont stop.. id take em both

ok
Jul 13 2004 7:11PM
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chucklehead
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jessicas way hotter....ashlees singing voice is fuckin horrible
Jul 13 2004 7:17PM
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rk1080
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ashlee's a poser
Jul 13 2004 7:22PM
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r_witt
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ashlee

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Jul 13 2004 8:11PM
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