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Mooning Police Station??

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Jehu.
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What would happen if you were caught mooning a police station for a picture??

Also, what would happen if you drew a giant penis in chalk on a public street?

Mar 26 2011 10:26PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
Indecent exposure?
Mar 26 2011 10:28PM
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Jehu.
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what would happen if you got charged with indecent exposure? like would you have to stay the night in jail or whaat..
Mar 26 2011 10:30PM
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the.cheat
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i think the more important question is, why?
Mar 26 2011 10:32PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
you would a. have big balls b. be a dumb ass c. be really really high
Mar 26 2011 10:33PM
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derpina
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QUALITY thread.
Mar 26 2011 10:33PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
You'd obviously spend forty years in jail being repeatedly raped.
Mar 26 2011 10:36PM
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soulskier
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it's for a picture? just take your time and wait til nobody is looking
Mar 26 2011 10:36PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i hear the police loves that kind of thing, do it and send the picture to them
Mar 26 2011 10:37PM
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bangarangmules
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I think the best part is that you are actually planning this out. Isn't that something that you just kind of spontaneously do??
Mar 26 2011 10:40PM
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Jehu.
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ok but what about the chalked penis.
Mar 26 2011 10:44PM
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AR7rider.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 16
nut up or shut up.
Mar 26 2011 10:45PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
Do it in the middle of the night and run. Not that tough champ
Mar 26 2011 11:00PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
yup. this.
Mar 26 2011 11:02PM
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Rossberger
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Mar 26 2011 11:24PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
youre the man to find out
Mar 26 2011 11:25PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
Step 1: devise plan to moon police station
Step 2: go to police station vicinity and moon said police station
Step 3: Get busted by police and possibly charged
Step 4: Post a "fuck police" thread on NS
Step 5: act like a badass to your dipshit friends
Mar 26 2011 11:33PM
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DLAM
Posts: 341 - Karma: 38
You could be a registered sex offender...that will fuck you.

The chalk penis is an easy 10 years in jail even if there's no cameras. It's always on the news looking for people who draw chalk penises.
Mar 26 2011 11:43PM
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funkmasterFLEX
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i hope you get shot in the testicle
Mar 26 2011 11:54PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
a kid from my school pooped on a police car in new orleans told the cop, then nothing happend....so he pooped on the same police car again and got a night in jail haha
Mar 26 2011 11:56PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
what a turd
Mar 27 2011 1:44AM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
really?
Mar 27 2011 2:00AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
haha so true. "Are you fucking serious?? I committed a crime and now I'm facing charges??? FUCK THE POLICE. FUcking pIgS are aBUsing tHEir POweRzzz!!!"
Mar 27 2011 10:33AM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
ive done both except instead of a police station it was a motorcycle cop. i ran faster than ever before and hid in the woods. never got caught tho
Mar 27 2011 10:56AM
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