So we all know the phrase "pee in her butt," a commonly used phrase around NS, more commonly when referring to someone's aunt, grandma, mom, or sister.
Anyways, back to the story.
I got home today and went to go take a shit.
Here's where things get interesting.
As I sat down, I started to pee.
When finished, number 2 came along.
We all know what I'm talking about when I say my shit splashed the water up onto my sack/guuch(sp?)/ass crack/vagina/etc.
Well, since I pee'd and splashed my pee up into my butt...
Technically I pee'd in my own butt, how does that sound.
Now think of it this way, go to a friends house, pee...don't flush, and when they shit...
You can officially pee in their butt.
Feel me?