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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
post a witty remark, it can be about anything.

bust out the thesaurus if you must
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Jul 12 2004 9:22AM
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Aspen23NYC
Posts: 609 - Karma: 10
eat shit



'Afterlife....if I knew I had to go through another life I'd kill myself right now'
Jul 12 2004 5:49PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
how are you?



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Jul 12 2004 5:50PM
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ERS_
Posts: 117 - Karma: 10
Fucktacular




-ERS
Jul 12 2004 5:52PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
rodney dangerfield is witty.


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'We've seen your future... and just like your sister, it sucks.'

Lets meet as little as we can.
Jul 12 2004 5:55PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
rodney dangerfield is witty.


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'We've seen your future... and just like your sister, it sucks.'

Lets meet as little as we can.
Jul 12 2004 5:56PM
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rentalrider2
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
dubious








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join slayer cult or be put in the oven like a digiorno pizza
Jul 12 2004 7:58PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
Jon stuart is witty





'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
Jul 12 2004 8:24PM
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OpIvy
Posts: 741 - Karma: 9
Stupid people do stupd things.
Smart people out smart each other, then themselves.

...No, it's J.F. Cusson.
Jul 12 2004 8:24PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
throwing dirt is just losing ground.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Jul 12 2004 8:52PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
The thicker the glass, the more pieces there are to pick up when it breaks.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jul 12 2004 9:00PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
if you do it in the butt, it might have the potential to smell bad
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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
Jul 12 2004 9:04PM
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Simon_Dumont
Posts: 147 - Karma: 10
why do u park on a driveway and drive on a parkway



DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
Jul 12 2004 9:06PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
me:give me my footage fakieseven
fakieseven:tommorow
me:well today is yesterdays tommorow so give it to me bitch!


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
Jul 12 2004 9:06PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
You're living proof that even a goofy guy like your dad can get laid




JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Jul 12 2004 9:08PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
^ahahaha


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
Jul 12 2004 9:26PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
witty rhymes with titty.



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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
Jul 12 2004 9:28PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Common sense is not so common
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
Jul 12 2004 9:30PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i will eradicate you by means of cutting you with a ladle in the muzzle




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 12 2004 9:36PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
ontario skiing, isnt that an oxymoron?


'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
Jul 12 2004 9:38PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
ontario skiing, isnt that an oxymoron?


'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
Jul 12 2004 9:38PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
girls have vaginas

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'
Jul 12 2004 9:39PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
Don't smoke that cigarette... some of those might have cancer, you know.

Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?
A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
Jul 12 2004 10:30PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
Life is like a box of chocolates. You can dump it in a pot on the stove, melt it, and freeze it into one giant super chocolate with all the nuts and cream filling powers of those that came before it and it won't taste as good unless you like your pecans and mint and chocolate truffle goo all packed together in one chunk which you can fit in your pocket, carry around, and show to other people. Except it might melt again while it's in your pocket.
Jul 12 2004 10:41PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
witty witty grab yer titty witchy tits n tig ol bitties ten dollas fo chron il give you a buck fitty nah bitch sit down the dank is shitty.
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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Jul 12 2004 10:47PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
^wins
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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
Jul 12 2004 11:07PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
don't eat yellow snow, not that witty perhaps but solid advice nonetheless

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
Jul 12 2004 11:13PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Quazbotch... GOLD!

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Jul 12 2004 11:51PM
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