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50XL TEE SHIRT

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84891jnf92048
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Hey NSG, fellow Newschoolers, and tall tee wearing bretheren. I have found a site that sells 50XL tee shirts.

I was planning on ordering one, and consequently inviting NSers to meet at a chosen East Coast resort and see how many people we can get to ski in it at once, as it is 11 feet wide by 11 feet tall.

Here is the catch: the thing costs $275.

SO NS, I would like to ask for small donations from you. I am planning on starting a cult soon that will lead (hopefully) to meeting up at an East Coast resort.

PM me if you are interested, and look for a cult soon!

here is the site, view the sizing chart:
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saucybiscuits
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no.
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*simba*
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i'm in.
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Anathema
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50XL 11 Feet Wide x 11 Feet Long – 36 ½ “ sleeve
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RonSwanson
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I am in and I will contribute $0.34 to the purchase.
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Deezy
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pic unrelated....
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Lolocaust.
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FUCK THE EAST (;
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Lemuel
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This will happen.
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J-Evs
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i will contribute $1
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JStrathern
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I'll contribute, but I think it would be pretty hard to ski in without running over it.
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skijunkiedtm
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literally a tent.
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SgtSteamy
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OMG make it into a tent PLZ
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DockEllis
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Damn, that's a big ass tee
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84891jnf92048
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THE CULT IS MADE:

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.seb.
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how much does it weigh
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Flying~Squirrel
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Flying~Squirrel
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84891jnf92048
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whoops wrong link

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[evan]
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20XL (fits a king-sized bed) through a 50XL(stands two stories tall)

ZOMG TWO STORIES TALL!1!111!!!1!!11
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*simba*
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are you actually retarded?
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pinhead_larry
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I dont know about this company being that they spelled medium, meium
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[evan]
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That's a quote from the website. They say it's actually 2 stories tall.
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Charlie_Kelly
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threads for when i want to be a fag
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84891jnf92048
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cool.



IF YOU WANT IN, REQUEST AN INVITE TO THE CULT, THAT IS GOING TO BE HOMEBASE.
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*simba*
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oh


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WillStart
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if i lived on the east coast i would def pitch at least $15. this sounds fucking awesome, i hope it happens, and i hope somebody makes an awesome edit out of it
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84891jnf92048
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IF YOU WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, REQUEST AN INVITE TO THE CULT.

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JStrathern
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is that right now?
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RudyGarmisch
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.jesus.
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wuj.
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why the hell would you want a shirt that big?
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adamlukowski
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Not even the fattest person in the world could wear that with it fitting.....

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Steezyiott
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one of the funniest posts ive ever seen.

+k to you good sir

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JStrathern
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The fact that you haven't seen that picture in your past 3 years of membership bewilders me beyond my wildest imagination
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Lemuel
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We gonna cram as many people in it as we can and go down outerlimits at Killington. Mega killa-iga-hyph
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SeanTom
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when i first saw this i thought i'd order it (didn't know it was $275, thought it was $30 or something) and use it as the coolest bedsheet even. seriously, you could crawl into bed. literally. and have a head hole to sleep out of with a pre sewn sheet.
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Troy.
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I want. No wait, I NEED, a picture of this. I say, super steeze? Cut a bunch of headholes, and see how many people you can fit in it.
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Lé.Skiing
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I used to like swimming in my clothes, and then I grew up...
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84891jnf92048
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I used to not understand jokes and having a good time, but then i got friends.
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Lé.Skiing
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you're only lieing to yourself.
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E.C.
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this
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fujarome
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well then you should love this, because it would seem that if you plug the holes, and turn it upside down and fill with water, you literally can swim in it.

We can hold a big ns bbq and use the shirt as a tent.
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Abc567def
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I'm pretty tall, i could wear it
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chardi
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ha yes.


and you must be sure to buy two of them.. so you can layer properly, you fucking gaper.
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n_b
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holy shit! 11 feet tall?!? wtf
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MitchConnors
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possible multi pager?
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-Dan
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Arsenic might sponsor this endeavor.
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FerrisBueller
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[evan]
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TaySwift
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if i do my calculations correctyl, thats $250 shipping
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84891jnf92048
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not sure i understand what you are saying........

the shipping is freight, and is paid for by the company that sells the shirts.
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