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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
Ya, so i went to the casino for the first time, and i found it completely pointless, probably cause i lost 20 bucks. But these people have no lives, they sit at a slot machine and put 100 bucks in and press a button... OOOOooooo fun.
Jul 11 2004 2:50PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
First time I ever went I came out 140$ on top. Sucks to be you.


'Why is it called the World Series when it's always played in the Bronx?'
Jul 11 2004 2:58PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Up in Windsor i lost $340 and my buddy played for like 15 mins and hit a $900 winner. The asshole wouldnt even buy me a drink and still made me pay gas money the whole way home. He said sorry i got rent to pay.




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
Jul 11 2004 3:39PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
there is more to a casino than fucking slot machines....


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'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
Jul 11 2004 4:38PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
No... really? that didn't occur to me... dumbshit
Jul 11 2004 4:58PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
^ and you lost $20 and your complaining?

casinos are sexxxxxy


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Jul 11 2004 5:01PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Last time I went to a casino I played roulette for 2 minutes won 150 bucks and cashed out and got some steak


God is an American.
Jul 11 2004 5:28PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
casions are the shit, but i cant belive the fucking high roller tables with like 500$ buy ins, that shit is fucked..who is that rich.


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Jul 11 2004 7:43PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Big, kickass casino just opened up near me. My buddy goes in there all night, gets there at 2am, leaves at 6. He won 700 last night... he's damn lucky.

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A stormy haze
I’ll be around
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Here I am
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Jul 11 2004 7:45PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
the thing about casions is that the stories of people who win are deceptive. cause the people who come away saying i won have most likley spent far more money than they got. Maybe not that night, but over the course of their gambeling.

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violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jul 11 2004 8:43PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
the movie is dope


Fuck You
Jul 11 2004 9:13PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I should rephrase. He was UP 7004 last night. They never tell you when they lose big.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 11 2004 9:15PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
quit your bitching, i lost $500 last time i fucking went to vegas



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Jul 11 2004 9:16PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
there was a kid at my school that couldn't lose blackjack even when he tried. True story.

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Jul 11 2004 11:53PM
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Schwags
Posts: 4724 - Karma: 720
Im up to about 2800 in casinos.. mostly from a couple various hold em tournys, i rarely play the 3/6 ring games mostly cus i dont have the bankroll for that shit, but i dont bother with the rest of the house games... you gotta pick your game and know it..if you wanna win.

Its not pointless either, you can make a living by spending 5 hours in a casino 2 or 3 nights a week.. rather then spending 40 hours in a job sitting on your ass filing papers or typing numbers in on a keyboard.
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Jul 12 2004 12:04AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4724 - Karma: 720
oh ya the 2800 was over like a 2 week period, but i have since realized i needed practice even tho i did do well in those tournys... lately ive been just concentrating on getting my play to the level where i can play with some better players... i dont consider myself even a good hold em player yet, to be good you gotta play against some of the best and come out in the top 10% about 75% percent of the time... im not quite there yet.
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Jul 12 2004 12:08AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I hate casinos. I always end up losing $10 in less than 60 seconds then figure what's the point. Last time I was there though, I made out with a really hot, large brested 18 year old. I tried to get her to have sex with me in a small hallway, but she wouldn't have any of it. Probably for the better though, 'cause I'm sure they have cameras down there.

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Jul 12 2004 12:14AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Yea if ur within 1000 yards of a casino u r on camera and inside same story. Just found out tonite my friends older bro is in a hold em tourney right now in florida at some casino on an indian reserve. He is in the top 5 and winner takes 20k. Hope he wins!!




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
Jul 12 2004 12:48AM
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lenzner
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 80
Casinos can be really fun. I live in Reno so whenever I feel like getting 'free' drinks I go to the casinos. Some nights I win, some I lose. In fact, tonight I played one hand real quick and won $15. Its not a lot, but gets me a pretty good casino buffett.
Jul 12 2004 12:56AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
haha this kid is upset losing 20 dollars. what a high roller


-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
Jul 12 2004 8:39AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
dont you think that amsterdam has dethrowned las vegas as sin city
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Jul 12 2004 8:48AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
possibly


-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
Jul 12 2004 9:35AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
No way.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jul 12 2004 9:37AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
don't play slots, slots are all blind luck.
play poker and blackjack and you can make some serious bank.

i'm republican
i hate bill o'reilly
Jul 12 2004 10:18AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
casinos are rigged so you will lose.




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Guitaring for life

Jul 12 2004 10:51AM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Not everything at a casino is rigged for you to lose....

If you play blackjack with 'basic strategy' the casino only holds a .5% advantage over you....pretty good odds...and if you are a good card counter, you hold an edge.

In poker, you aren't playing against the casino, but the other players...the casino just takes a rake depending on the pot size....

play those two games, like EFCS said and you'll do fine....don't play slots because its all luck based on a random interval setting, and don't play craps because the casino holds a 5% edge over you.






'Why is it called the World Series when it's always played in the Bronx?'
Jul 12 2004 11:09AM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
the movie is sick, just like Ds19260 said





teem bousquet
Jul 12 2004 11:53AM
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Kash
Posts: 1 - Karma: -15
In this game, it is very important to remember one thing, if the player did not press "Collect" before the plane exploded, the round is lost and he loses his bet. If the player pressed the "Collect" button in time, the multiplier on which he/she clicked "Collect" is multiplied by the amount of his/her original bet. https://jetxjetix.games/en/ on this site you can find all the details.
Jul 15 2023 3:19AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9790 - Karma: 72,421
Good movie
Jul 15 2023 5:06PM
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