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Biggiesmalls245
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
So some douche bag egged my house for no reason at all. So I want to get him back really bad so I need really good ideas. Go crazy I'm not afraid of fighting him and I am really pissed. I was thinking about burning a lower case t in his front yard for time to go.
Mar 22 2011 1:47PM
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Rager
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
Fork his entire yard
Mar 22 2011 1:49PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
Use bleach to write messages in the yard.

But seriously. Kill his family.

But no really just get some bros and go pay him a visit. Maybe roll his car for fun.
on a side note, last year, about thirty buddies and I picked up my friends car and carried it into his back yard and placed it between two trees so he couldn't drive it away. You can always do that. Or just smash the windows.
Mar 22 2011 1:55PM
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one-love
Posts: 825 - Karma: 15
ha, sleep with his girl friend.
Mar 22 2011 1:56PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
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Mar 22 2011 2:00PM
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AR7rider.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 16
Just pour copious amounts of salt over his entire front yard so that it kills all the grass and looks like shit for a long, long time. Or if not the entire yard, do it in the shape of a dick.
Mar 22 2011 2:02PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306

how the fuck does a lower case t signify time to go?

i would second a huge salt  penis in his front year

make sure whatever you do it can't be tracked back to you and then be used against you in court in case he has parents that go ape shit

Mar 22 2011 2:07PM
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Biggiesmalls245
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
I think I might fork his yard salt it they paint his house a different color and spray paint his car as of right now
Mar 22 2011 3:40PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
I know im posting in a troll thread. BUT STILL.

Cleverly jimmy the lock on his car, so that you do not disturb his alarm, or leave any sign of tom foolery. Then, disconnect his stereo console from the dash, being careful to disconnect it from the speakers, but not the power. Now, install a second stereo controller or whatever the that thing is called, underneath his seat, where it will be hidden, making sure to run the wires for the speakers through his door. Make sure that this has a CD slot. Now on to step two where you will be wiring this to control the speakers. Step 3: Rip Rebecca Black's finest tunes onto a CD and insert it into the hidden CD slot. Turn volume to max.

Step five: Profit.

His car will become a source of pain and misery and will be seemingly unfixable. Not wanting to get into his car for fear of torture, he will stay home, slowly cutting him off from his friends and social life. Soon, his friends will cease to talk to him, and the vultures of depression will set in. Week upon weeks he will lie in his bed, crying, trying to find the strength to get out of bed but will not. The world hates him. He will soon resort to drastic measures, such as drafting his own suicide note, slitting wrists, and overdosing on medicines. Eventually, the pain of this world will be too much to bear, and he will slip into hysteria, forever shrinking in to his mind. His body will be left to decay, a zombie of sorts. His parents will weep and attempt to coax him out of his stupor, but he is long gone. The damage will be so immense that by the time his life is finally taken, it will be considered a gratitude, and your revenge shall be complete.
Mar 22 2011 3:51PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
Do you live with your parents?

Does he live with your parents?

If the answer to any of these is yes, suck it up and confront him in person. If the answer is no to both, then you should listen to the above suggestions.
Mar 22 2011 3:57PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
shove shit in his cars exhaust. or some good ol dog shit in a paper bag then light it on fire

Mar 22 2011 4:05PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
light him on fire
Mar 22 2011 4:06PM
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NickelPennyDime
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
there actually is a way to change the flow of a toilet so it will shoot out at him and i have heard of a clear paint that you can use to write bad things on his car, when he washes the car the paint will come off and forever the car will have that message.  Or you can get his name and his neighbors address and send a whole bunch of raunchy porn mags to his neighbor's house with the kid's name on it.
Mar 22 2011 4:41PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
some ideas:
-something in his car's tailpipe
-throw rocks at his house
-throw rocks at him
-piss on his cat?
-steal his mail
-fuck his girl
-public callout
Mar 22 2011 4:45PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
pay a chick he messed around with to tell everyone he has a small peepee and that he lasts as long as a five year olds attention span. noone will think you did it and he will look like a fucking idiot revenge with no trace to the one issuing it is the best. or pull an eric cartman make him eat chili made from his family
Mar 22 2011 4:45PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Top Gear much? lol
Mar 22 2011 4:46PM
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NickelPennyDime
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
bump
Mar 22 2011 10:08PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
put rubber cement in his tires, you have to get a little tool to take out the center part of the plug, fill each tire with a decent amount and then blow up tires again. He'll vibrate like a mother
Mar 22 2011 10:44PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
Exactly what I had in mind.I'm glad someone caught the reference haha.
Mar 22 2011 10:48PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
Jack his car up, put it on blocks, stack wheels and put them on top of the car, take lug bolts and burry them separately, create messy treasure map that will lead him to the nuts with great difficulty, and then make sure he doesn't have a jack in his garage it anything. Or flip his wheels around so the outside of the rim is facing inwards and put a big glob of jb weld on each thread for every nut on every wheel. That would be a pain in the ass
Mar 22 2011 10:51PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,622
have sex with a fat chick

That'll show him


Or just trench his yard with your car
or cut his brakelines
or cover his floor with water and leave a live wire on the ground, when he goes to turn on the light when he gets home. BOOM! BBQ
Mar 22 2011 10:51PM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
hundreds of firecrackers + Mailbox + long fuse = a nice wake up call at 3:00am, btw how do you know this kid?
Mar 22 2011 10:51PM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446
i thought tayswift would post about the beeter than revenge song. by taylor swift. just burn his lawn. egg car
Mar 22 2011 11:03PM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
scratch mine, just get a fuckign loud speaker system and blast some Tay swift in front of his house at 3am in the morning, next night you throw a guitar through his front window, signed by me
Mar 22 2011 11:06PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
duct tape his mail box shut and spread peanut butter all over the tape, like a whole fucking jar.
Mar 22 2011 11:08PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
Obtain large amounts of baby chickens and grown up chickens and place said chickens inside said persons house. Chickens leave smelly, messy shits everywhere and the little baby chicks will hide so he can't find them, shitting while they hide = terrible smell that lasts long. And be wouldn't know what to do with them all.
Mar 22 2011 11:11PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
This thread is hilarious if you look at Op's username
Mar 22 2011 11:16PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597
shit in his mailbox, hard boil egg his house, or superglue coins all over his car 1000's of them
Mar 22 2011 11:19PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
this is where i lost. all over.

considering quoting it....

this and the chickens i say.
Mar 22 2011 11:30PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
if you want to go comepletely ape shit do every non troll one above. if not, make a select few but def wake him up at 3 am with the fireworks/rebecca black fter your deeds are done
Mar 22 2011 11:31PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
oh and you can go all out like a buddy of mine.

1. Eat Chipotle
2. Devour said Chipotle
3. Buy a gallon of milk
4. attempt gallon challenge
5. be close to victims car
6. since you won't be completing the challenge vomit all over his car.
7.vital spots will need to be covered... eg. handles, windshield, hood, etc...
8. let it sit overnight

trust me i've seen it done and it is fucking disgusting, and a great way of revenge.
Mar 23 2011 12:12AM
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funkmasterFLEX
Posts: 319 - Karma: 14
ill find him for 10$

AND ILL KLL HIM FOR FREE
Mar 23 2011 12:14AM
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Biggiesmalls245
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
I actually have never meet the kid or seen him
Mar 23 2011 11:12AM
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GayWolf420
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Mar 23 2011 11:18AM
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SONlC
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
Just egg his house 10 times worse
Mar 23 2011 11:20AM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
rather in the vents where the windshield meets the hood, that is the intake for A/C sytem
Mar 23 2011 1:55PM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
bleach in his gas tank
Mar 23 2011 1:59PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
wut
Mar 23 2011 2:06PM
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CharlieSheen
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
I believe its a south park reference.
Mar 23 2011 2:20PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Do what cartman did, just make sure it's not your dad.
Mar 23 2011 2:21PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
can't believe you are the only one to understand that reference....god NS is full of 12 year olds now i swear
Mar 23 2011 2:28PM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
put weed in his backpack and tell the school officer so she searches it aNd he gets charged with a felony.
Mar 23 2011 2:30PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,622
I got it.
Time to get out?
Mar 23 2011 2:31PM
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S.RUZYCKI
Posts: 498 - Karma: 28
just get 4chan to help u out!
Mar 23 2011 2:34PM
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CharlieSheen
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
Just googled it, turns out that episode came out almost 10 years ago. mind=blown.
Mar 23 2011 2:46PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

I had a kid do that to me once, egged the fuck out of my car and they all froze overnight. 

Next time I saw him, I asked him "So, you like to play with eggs, do you?" 

He laughed. 

I cracked eggs in his shoes while he showered for gym. 

I cracked eggs down the front vents of his car

I scrambeled a whole dozen and poured them in every pocket of his backpack

I cracked one in his football helmet right before parctice

Then I asked him again "Still want to play with eggs?" 

He did not laugh

The End. 

Mar 23 2011 3:02PM
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AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 15,098
Step 1: buy him a kitten

Step 2: He will love that kitten

Step 3: Sneak into his house in the middle of the night and punch him in the face
Mar 23 2011 3:04PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
Ha ah
Mar 23 2011 3:16PM
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thekookiecop
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
try to get in his house during a party and take the lid off the top of the toilet and take a shit in it. for weeks he wont know where the smell is coming from.
Mar 23 2011 3:21PM
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