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Ideas for a present

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Winston_Smith
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Do my dad comes up today and is like
"hey what do you want for your birthday"
and I'm like
"oh fuck my birthday's in a week"

so I need ideas for what I want

FYI he already said no to
-fleshlight
-Russian mail order bride
-Pet mexican
Mar 21 2011 6:39PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
a dog, preferably a fat one
Mar 21 2011 6:41PM
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E.FARR
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clan of midgets?
Mar 21 2011 6:42PM
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Winston_Smith
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we already have 2
Mar 21 2011 6:43PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
A flight from England to Canada. Then give it to me.

Or, have you suggested a thai bride?
Mar 21 2011 6:43PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
rebbeca black
Mar 21 2011 6:43PM
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Midwestoverdose
Posts: 833 - Karma: 45
hahahaa
Mar 21 2011 6:52PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
ebay?
Mar 21 2011 6:56PM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43
human suitcase haha
Mar 21 2011 6:58PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
human centipede. Even better.
Mar 21 2011 7:00PM
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.AR6rider.
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Can't go wrong with cash. Or are your parents those kind of parents who don't want to give you cash and would rather give you a physical gift because it means more to them or some shit like that?
Mar 21 2011 7:01PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
physical present type of parents

Mar 21 2011 7:26PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
subscription to porn site of your choosing?
Mar 21 2011 7:28PM
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SteezyOhio
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how about an oz of chron?
Mar 21 2011 7:28PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
what, why not!? ur dad's crazy!
Mar 21 2011 7:32PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
full tilts, xxxxl jibberish, and TWENTY LAYERED TALL MOTHAFUCKIN TEES
Mar 21 2011 7:33PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
yea I know I was totally like "the fuck waddy(my brother) got two last year"
Mar 21 2011 7:35PM
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monkatizer
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and there very cheap too
Mar 21 2011 7:37PM
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Afeld
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Obviously a dick in a box
Mar 21 2011 7:39PM
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Z.J.H.
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ask for a hooker then do this:Click for larger image

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Mar 21 2011 7:40PM
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Winston_Smith
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got that last year
Mar 21 2011 7:40PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
or anything on vat19.com



Or, EVERYTHING from Vat19.com
Mar 21 2011 7:59PM
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monkatizer
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Mar 21 2011 8:10PM
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Mr.Luke
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my point exactly
Mar 21 2011 8:15PM
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