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fenix4182
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
we just graduated last month and i've liked this girl forever, and tonight i am getting drunk with her....what do i need to say to guarentee some action?
Jul 9 2004 8:13PM
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ERS_
Posts: 117 - Karma: 10
You don't need to SAY anything.. just give her a lot to drink, haha.



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Jul 9 2004 8:16PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
hey bitch, show me your boobs.


I AM A SKIER.
Jul 9 2004 8:16PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
get her drunk.....then take advanatge....works everytime with the guys
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Jul 9 2004 8:18PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
Posts: 4565 - Karma: 10
exactly what ERS_ said






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Jul 9 2004 8:24PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
If you want her to like you after tonight then just be nice. If you don't care and just want to shove it in her twat then get her so hammerd she can't walk and get busy.



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Jul 9 2004 8:24PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
Just hit her over the head...she's out cold and it's your lucky day.
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Jul 9 2004 8:35PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
ya but what fun is it to be fucking a girl that is half dead? haha jsut get her fucked up
Jul 9 2004 8:38PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Sorry, if you're truly pathetic like you say, there's not a lot you can do. It'll just look pathetic. Your one hope is that she'll take pity on your patheticness, and give herself to you. I won't lie to you... it's a longshot.

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Jul 9 2004 8:39PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
if shes drunk that bad it'll be like fucking a half dead girl though, so again, hey bitch, show me your boobs.


I AM A SKIER.
Jul 9 2004 8:46PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
you should get her extremely fucked up, but dont drink too much yourslef. Then, you can enjoy the experience, and remember it too.




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Jul 9 2004 9:13PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
well if she's drunk, you'll only need to say 'lets fuck'





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Jul 9 2004 9:40PM
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jman
Posts: 3117 - Karma: 19
just be like hey, wanna go make out

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Jul 9 2004 9:53PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
no i will not make out with you! you got chlorophyll man up there talking about god knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. im here to learn, people, not to make out with you! go on with the chlorophyll!
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Jul 9 2004 9:55PM
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SchweitzerSki
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billy madison!!! awesome movie
yay skiing is happy
Jul 10 2004 5:10AM
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