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USA vs. CANADA part 2!! (now with more information!)

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1990
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Mar 19 2011 9:11AM
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Milksteak
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Mar 19 2011 9:16AM
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E.C.
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hahahahah fuck yea
Mar 19 2011 9:16AM
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Anathema
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and there's the trump card

girls are like yo road trip to the northern countries of south america..
Mar 19 2011 9:36AM
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Furrer92
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so people in Kazakhstan and Saudi Arabia don't have penis'?
Mar 19 2011 11:59AM
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snowdon
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I like how it doesn't have units or even all the colors on the key. Quality source right thurrr.
Mar 19 2011 12:06PM
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no_steeze
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those averages are really really low
Mar 19 2011 12:12PM
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hurrdurr
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/ claim
Mar 19 2011 12:17PM
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no_steeze
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honestly dude sub 5 inches for the us? that is low

unless this map is in inches!!!
Mar 19 2011 12:38PM
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yuck
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yeah you go sudan!
Mar 19 2011 12:41PM
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hurrdurr
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well maybe a little low but i think that below 10cm would be a really low average, everything above that is pretty normal
Mar 19 2011 12:47PM
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no_steeze
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anywhere above 4 inches is normal?

maybe anything above 5 inches is sort of normal, but these averages are pulled down by micro penises
Mar 19 2011 12:54PM
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japanada
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Wow, I feel bad for a lot of people. Even those in the green zones. I would say that the map is scaled a little bit toward the smaller end.
Mar 19 2011 12:59PM
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Anathema
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maybe they actually measure the size of the dick, rather than do what everybody out there does to measure their own dick and force that ruler as far into the skin as possible to tack on a little extra
Mar 19 2011 12:59PM
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japanada
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I hang a 10lb weight from the end for maximum length stretchiness. Isnt that the proper way??
Mar 19 2011 1:01PM
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no_steeze
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i ask my mom to stretch it out while i measure
Mar 19 2011 1:02PM
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Anathema
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im actually curious to see how i compare to that norm. i havent measured my dick in a long time
Mar 19 2011 1:03PM
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hurrdurr
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me neither

but then again, what would accomplish by measuring it
Mar 19 2011 1:05PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Im color blind so that map doesn't mean shit to me.
Mar 19 2011 1:33PM
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Abc567def
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And stevie wonder is completely blind, you don't see him complaining about his dick
Mar 19 2011 1:59PM
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Hoppy
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I'm moving to India, to be above average.
Mar 19 2011 2:00PM
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MacNsteaze
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defiantly thought that the chart was in inches at first i was about to be embarrassed....

but its not so now im king again

Mar 19 2011 2:36PM
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Ehh...
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is this in cm or inches?
Mar 19 2011 2:44PM
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VT_FLO
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we invented the internet, airplanes, the automobile AND burn turning, nuclear weapons, game shows, the Cleveland steamer, helicopters, motorcycles, snowboarding and a whole bunch of other shit. oh and we have mexicans to mow our lawns.

Canada just kind of sits up in their houses trying to think of shitty reasons why they're good at anything besides having sex with snowmen and hockey, which is only good for the fights.
Mar 19 2011 2:50PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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wow, i always knew i was above average, but I didn't realize i was THAT much above the norm. claim.
Mar 19 2011 3:04PM
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WikiWiki
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boom roasted



Mar 19 2011 3:04PM
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S.P
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yeah Canada!
Mar 19 2011 3:06PM
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.JPolster
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canada is larger than the states in more way than 1
Mar 19 2011 3:18PM
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vailsux.com
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Well there was massive chinese immigration in the 1800's. . .
Mar 19 2011 3:29PM
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no_steeze
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seriously, i'm above the highest of the green /FUCKING CLAIM

but all of those averages are lowered by people with this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
Mar 19 2011 4:18PM
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Anathema
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coming from this guy, who you just know is tough as nails

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>LoL<
Mar 19 2011 4:20PM
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MFM
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hahah you look like you just finished crying. sick wifebeat bro
Mar 19 2011 4:28PM
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funkmasterFLEX
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<object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ktlumzYhMFY?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ktlumzYhMFY?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="349"></embed></object>
someone embed for soem reason my computer wont let me... fuck

Mar 19 2011 4:36PM
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sk1th33ast
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lol, someone just owned mr wifebeat up there
but mods deleted it?
where did it go?
Mar 19 2011 5:28PM
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Jonny7
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hahaha perfect
Mar 19 2011 6:22PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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average size is like 5"-6" tops...highly doubt the average is 6.3-7.1 in Venezuela, Colombia and Sudan...source?
Mar 19 2011 6:23PM
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