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CKpolicy
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It is estimated that 1 out of every 55 Canadian women will give birth in their car on the way to the hospital.

how bout that.
Mar 18 2011 10:11PM
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E.C.
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damn us
Mar 18 2011 10:12PM
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PJS.
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1 in 55 americans will not have birth in a car
Mar 18 2011 10:15PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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that would be messy
Mar 18 2011 10:16PM
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freestyler540
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source?
Mar 18 2011 10:18PM
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CKpolicy
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http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3cIEFB/www.mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator%253Fp%253D1702

not saying its credible, just answering your question
Mar 18 2011 10:19PM
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Uah
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Mar 18 2011 10:20PM
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willyg0808
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cool story... bro!
Mar 18 2011 10:20PM
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GayWolf420
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I sense a shitstorm USA vs. Canada argument in the near future in this thread. NS will find a way to ignite the flame.
Mar 18 2011 10:22PM
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Deezy
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but, when we do get to the hospital... its FREE

Mar 18 2011 10:23PM
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B4NE1
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Its estimated that 54 out of 55 american women will not be able to give because they are too fat, the other one is a healthy mexican immigrant.
Mar 18 2011 10:34PM
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vailsux.com
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lol
Mar 18 2011 10:44PM
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CKpolicy
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Lol
Mar 18 2011 10:51PM
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vailsux.com
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LOL
Mar 18 2011 11:11PM
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Kellso
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ok heres the deal with this us vs canada bull shit we are neighbors and i think we should foucus all this hate on europe
Mar 18 2011 11:15PM
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vailsux.com
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not a bad idea.
Mar 18 2011 11:19PM
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CKpolicy
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Haha I don't hate Canada at all. If I'm lucky I'll move to bc someday
Mar 19 2011 12:32AM
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meth___time
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Oh god I laughed way too hard at that.
Mar 19 2011 12:33AM
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I.B
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USA IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN CANADA. YOU STUPID HICKS.

Discuss.
Mar 19 2011 12:33AM
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meth___time
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I'm canadian.

Discuss.
Mar 19 2011 12:34AM
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pomme-de-terre
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YO CANADA, HOW ARE YOU EVEN A COUNTRY?

IM A WAAAAYYYYYYY BETTER GOVERNED LANDMASS THAN YOU!!!!





Mar 19 2011 12:37AM
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pinhead_larry
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The US could pound Canada in a war in about 10 minutes. But I have nothing against Canada so why should we?
Mar 19 2011 12:38AM
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GayWolf420
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No.
Mar 19 2011 12:46AM
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maxwell666
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TROLOLOLOL
"but i have nothing against canada so why should we?"
like anyone would go to war over what some 2 bit fuckhead thinks about another country.
wars are usually fought over power or stuff, not feelings.
Mar 19 2011 2:50AM
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Uah
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Whoa :}
Mar 19 2011 6:10AM
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Jonny7
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North Korea could pound the US in a war in about 5 minutes








































tolololo
Mar 19 2011 9:07AM
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Anathema
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people are getting all caught up in this usa / canada shit. lets not forget we're all going to be consumed by the indians and chinese at some point. there's a couple billion of them..
Mar 19 2011 9:40AM
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huck_to_flat
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This is such a typical american thing to say, people like u think the states can do whatever they want, killing and pissing off tons of people, wake up and stop thinking ur country is the best in the world
Mar 19 2011 10:03AM
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yuck
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yeah isnt america like, a trillion dollars in debt to china? you guys kinda fucked there , giving all your money to the most powerful country on earth (yeah i said it)
Mar 19 2011 10:07AM
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vailsux.com
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But it is?!?!?!
Mar 19 2011 10:11AM
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hoodratz47
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just to let you know.. when shit hits the fan... you going down with us. just saying.
Mar 19 2011 12:46PM
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no_steeze
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54 OF 55 CANADIANS WILL GIVE BIRTH IN AN IGLOO
Mar 19 2011 1:00PM
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yuck
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never. we will all pile into nunavut, which is actually just one giant sheet of ice. we will then seperate it and float away up north and wait it out.

i know what youre going to say, nuclear winter. well the nuclear winter can go fuck itself because we can deal with any kind of winter. we'll be fine.
Mar 19 2011 3:12PM
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EastCoastPowBird
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YOUR ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY IS AMUSING. 54 OUT OF 55 AMERICANS WILL GET STUCK IN THE MCDONALDS PLAYGROUND BECAUSE THEY ARE SO OBESE.
Mar 19 2011 4:45PM
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hoodratz47
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well then all the people in qubec are going down.    but you cant say if like china took over the usa they would be like.. hey canada.. chill out.  no worries.    i mean vancover might as well be east china.
Mar 19 2011 4:47PM
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wreck.yoself
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suck on that america
Mar 19 2011 8:22PM
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CKpolicy
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not all americans are texans, you know. i would also just like to clarify this thread was created in jest, and not in any way to start shit with canadians, i thought it would get a good chuckle.
Mar 19 2011 11:10PM
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PJS.
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what
Mar 19 2011 11:11PM
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1337
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lol'd
Mar 19 2011 11:13PM
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FBGM
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my dad delivered a baby in the back of a taxi once.
Mar 19 2011 11:17PM
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CKpolicy
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Fattest state.
Mar 19 2011 11:28PM
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maxwell666
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um dont you mean west china? vancouver is on the west coast of canada, further west is me out on vancouver island and further than me is just water. the only way for vancouver to be east china is if west china was floating in the pacific.
Mar 27 2011 2:03PM
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californiagrown
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you are straight stupid. vancouver is east of china right? so it would be called east china. Just like how the east coast is...on the eastern coast?


common sense...it isnt common
Mar 27 2011 2:06PM
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Deezy
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its geographical location in relation to canada does not have any bearing on its name. The relation to china is how it will get its name. being east of china gives it the name, not being west of canada you stupid fuck.
Mar 27 2011 2:10PM
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maxwell666
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it is physically west of canada you stupid fuck. i realise that the world is round and you can go either way, but for better or for worse, they decided that the international date line would be in the middle of the pacific. that is where we make the change from east to west. we invented directions. that is just how its done. you are far from being considered smart so i would advise looking shit up before you call someone out for being stupid hmm?
Mar 27 2011 2:24PM
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maxwell666
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oops double post but oh well. anyways what i forgot was to add to my last post is that he said that canda would become china. and last time i checked vancouver is still on the west coast of canada.
Mar 27 2011 2:26PM
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hoodratz47
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i meant by east china since there is an plethora of asians there.!
Mar 27 2011 6:06PM
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yeahno
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does anyone know whos in charge of canada
Mar 27 2011 6:09PM
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hoodratz47
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the queen! duh
Mar 27 2011 6:13PM
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yeahno
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um. yeah
Mar 27 2011 6:14PM
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k-rob
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pride is for turds.
Mar 27 2011 6:15PM
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