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Worst Non-Broken Bone or Bruise/Injury You've Had.

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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Mine would have to be this bruise. This was about 3 years ago. I had been hitting the biggest jump at my local mountain the day before, it was fine and I could make the landing perfect every time, not overshooting and not knuckling out, but only if I bombed from the top of our terrain park. So the next day, I was there with my friends, and they wanted to hit it. I said I had hit it the day before, and they wanted me to hit it first, so I was like alright. What I didn't know, was that the park crew had shortened up the landing and raised the lip a little. I over shot the entire landing, and I freaked out. In mid air my right ski came of, and at that point, I didn't even try to land it. My left ski landed under my right thigh, and I broke my brake off with my leg, Not the normal part of the brake that comes off, I snapped the metal part off with my leg. I went in, looked at it and it was just red. I stopped skiing because I could'nt even walk on that leg, and when I got home, It looked like this:


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Mar 17 2011 5:28PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Finger amputation with hockey skate, then I got to watch the doctor pull tendons out of my arm,
Mar 17 2011 5:33PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Stitch them together and then stitch the outside together, recovery was 4 months. Pics later
Mar 17 2011 5:34PM
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Auschie
Posts: 297 - Karma: 392
^^^ That is nasty. Mine was this year. I landed straight on my shoulder after a terrible front 2 off attempt. Haha, basically I didnt do any park for the rest of the day and had about 5 weeks of physical therapy until I could lift again. And about 3 weeks until I could ski park again.
Mar 17 2011 5:35PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
having my intestines fall out of my asshole

pics later
Mar 17 2011 5:51PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
wtf.
Mar 17 2011 5:53PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
diaphragm spasm. hour and a half of the worst pain i have experienced ever. i thought i was dying.
Mar 17 2011 5:57PM
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Jibbidy
Posts: 787 - Karma: 19
I got nauseous.
Mar 17 2011 5:59PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Kidneys, splein, liver failing. 15 extra pounds of fluid floating around in my stomach so much bile and acid released into my stomach dealt with the worst pain for like 1 week
Mar 17 2011 5:59PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
bruised taint. good day.
Mar 17 2011 6:03PM
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K_Ruhde
Posts: 39 - Karma: 12
tore all the muscle off the bone i my shoulder and neck dring football practice...torn meniscus and torn tedons in my knee in a freak skiing accident
Mar 17 2011 6:04PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,271
holy crap suddenly my injuries dont sound so bad. i tore all 3 ligaments in my shoulder, just a really bad seperation
Mar 17 2011 6:17PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
i was hitting a 40ft urban rail and I lost control right when i got on. Leaned a little too far back and fell off. That's not the worst part tho. This rail had hella ridges going down and since i fell of right at the beginning, i fell into these ridges and fucked my knee up real bad.
Mar 17 2011 6:21PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
I had a bruise just like that for about a month. It was my first year park skiing and I just couldn't do rail. Kept nailing my thigh on it. It was crazy, and huge
Mar 17 2011 6:23PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
but yours sounds way worse.
Mar 17 2011 6:24PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
charging into the pipe first hit about 9 feet my feet hit the deck then i was flipped as i was falling to the bottom landed on my head/neck. injury 4 month concussion in a dark room for a month minor whiplash to the neck and then bruised heel. it sucked
Mar 17 2011 6:30PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,115
hitting my '' used to have 6th finger/toe '' on the corner of the table or of a chair. All ways piss me off and hurts so bad.
Mar 17 2011 6:32PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
yo this one time this bitch deepthroated my cock from the side and when it went down my dick pulled an unnatural curve and broke

i will forever have a hook in my dick because of that shit. ladies, either lay on your back and let him fuck your face or do it from the traditional on your knees position. never lay on the couch beside him and pull that kinda shit cause the dick aint spose ta bend like that as it's sliding down your throat
Mar 17 2011 6:34PM
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skier_boy26
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I had a bruise about 2x that size, same spot. Became a fat hematoma. Already had a big bruise there from a couple falls, then, on a windy day, hit the wall of a channel gap square on the bruise. Oh man that was painful for weeks.
Mar 17 2011 6:39PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
Im gonna make my long story relatively short.

street skated. security got called. put skates in backpack. got on bike. rode bike very fast away. security was on our tail. tried to lose them by cutting down a long mellow staircase. went too fast. last stair was the last thing i remember. flew over an entire sidewalk and grassy area (total of id say 10 feet at least). hit rock with face. fractured cheek bone. blacked out. got up. biked home. never got caught.
Mar 17 2011 6:42PM
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Randy_Quench
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picture of my injury

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Mar 17 2011 6:44PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Yeah dude do you have like a dent there now? I do. My doctor (while I was having a sports physical) said that I killed the cells or something there so it won't grow back.
Hurt like a bitch when I hit that spot now.
Mar 17 2011 6:57PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311

My injury still affects me today...right now as I am looking at my screen and typing this.


Short story:
It was May 2003, just a week or so before my 12th birthday.
I was playing outside with a couple of friends. I was standing behind a big bush and all of the sudden I felt a terribly sharp pain on my left eye.
What happened? One of my friends threw this massive chunk of gravel tile (still have it somewhere...it was huge) through the bush not knowing I was there.

The gravel tile had severely damaged my cornea and made a cut under my eye. Blood was pouring out of that cut in bucket loads, and I wore a white shirt making it even more dramatic. What followed were months in which I had to receive terrible eye-drops that could paralyze your face if you gave a drop too much and a lot of visits to the hospital.

As of today my cornea is still fucked up, it’s like a mountainous landscape leaving me with a vision of max 40% in my left eye.



Spark notes:

Friend accidentaly threw gravel tile in my left eye>left eye is permanently damaged.

Mar 17 2011 7:17PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Staph Infection
Mar 17 2011 7:18PM
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swd
Posts: 475 - Karma: 12
got tackled and dislocated my right elbow as i was walking into the hospital i got hit by a car possibly the worst day of my life?
Mar 17 2011 10:08PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
torn labrum in my throwing shoulder junior year in HS, bye bye college baseball
Mar 17 2011 10:10PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
bruise like that except from the handlebars of a dirt bike. so painful
Mar 17 2011 10:23PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Dude that is bad.
Eyes are the most vulnerable part on your body.
Mar 18 2011 4:20PM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
OP didn't you post in that thread the other day? That exact same picture was in it...
Mar 18 2011 4:22PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
OP?
Mar 18 2011 4:42PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Either pebbles imbedded in my head from a fall at my school or a rash that lasted two weeks after i gto towd in by a snowmobile doing 25 try to tail tap 3 a tree and fall and bounce. Shit hurt hella bad
Mar 18 2011 4:47PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
cut my leg open mountain biking. cut was 4 inches wide x 2 inches and down to my shin bone. you could see bone and muscle tissue, missed an artery by 1/4 inch
Mar 18 2011 4:57PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
either splitting my forehead open 7 stitches, splitting my chin open 6 stitches, or hyperextending my knee
Mar 18 2011 4:59PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Original poster....

Guess it's not really a NS thing
Mar 18 2011 5:06PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9338 - Karma: 6,666
either this crash three years ago or when I knocked out 4 teeth when I was younger

Mar 18 2011 5:08PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
sweet jesus, that literally could not have gone worse. my condolences.
Mar 18 2011 9:46PM
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,642
Back in February, I overshot a pillow jump in the trees at Kicking Horse, ended up wrapping my self around a tree.
Got a huge contusion on my left leg. The bruising was the worst I've ever had, along with the crazy amount of swelling (could barely fit into my pants).
*Medical fact: When you break a bone, you don't feel the bone break, you feel the tissue that surrounds it tear. In my case with the contusion, I heavily damaged and banged that tissue, was pretty close to a break.

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That's my leg 2 days after the crash. I kept skiing on it all week, which didn't really help. The bruising and swelling fluctuated through out the time of the injury (2-3 weeks).
It went straight purple, as in my whole leg was purple. The bruising moved down my leg because of gravity. Once all of it got to my foot, my foot swelled up huge, causing terrible pain.
There was a terrible outcome if I didn't ice it constantly, which would lead to surgery to remove some stuff and all that jazz.
Mar 18 2011 9:54PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
Fucking this. we was completely fine after

Courtesy of Newschoolers.com
Mar 18 2011 9:57PM
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HenniferLopez
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theres still a weird bulge on my thigh where that thing was and it's been almost 3 years
Mar 18 2011 10:32PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Yeah I have a dent where mine was.
lol
Mar 18 2011 10:34PM
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Deezy
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ouch.
last year my bro sent a cliff on boxcar (kickinghorse as well)
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got a concussion, chipped a few teeth.

but personally, skiing, i have not really gotten hurt, other then the casual bail or mini concussion i got at the beginning of this year... doing a 180 on flat skiing really fast, skis came off boots hit the ground, helmet came off and then the back of my head hit the snow. took me a minute to gather myself, but i think thats my worst bail. i need to huck more....



Mar 18 2011 11:08PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
long story short, jumped on a soccer ball a tore all the ligaments in my right ankle aside from my achilles tendon. I now have weird bumps on the bone which I assume is scar tissue.
Mar 18 2011 11:11PM
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KingofInterwebz
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apendicitis it absolutely sucks
Mar 18 2011 11:46PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Either one of my hip dislocations, the time I sprained my neck and got knocked out, the time I was deep frying a pretzel and my friend scared the shit out of me causing me to poor 450 degree fryer grease over 40% of my hand, or the time I got clothes-lined riding my bike and went head first into the cement and broke out my front teeth...
Mar 18 2011 11:57PM
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tall_pants
Posts: 663 - Karma: 446
Split the skin in the back of my head open. And bruised my knee bone. Stupid lacrosse sticks
Mar 19 2011 12:08AM
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TheFresher
Posts: 672 - Karma: 134

riding my bike, hit a horse trailer and cut my lip off, plastic surgery,36 stiches, and 5 years later you can't really notice that bad anymore

Mar 19 2011 12:22AM
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Jahrassicpark
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I straightlined into some kind of skier cross knolls, not even big, ski caught on the first knoll, I jump off the second one with one ski and the other one sticking out sideways in the air, landed directly on my hip on the third knoll which was a six foot gap and I went like three feet high, anyways I rolled into the ditch off the side of the run and knocked the wind out of myself and I thought I cracked it, I couldn't really walk normal for the next two days
Mar 19 2011 12:26AM
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fragglemuffin
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Tore my labrum and part of my rotator cuff skiing. My shoulder would pop out doing just about anything, which left me with tons of pain for several days after a dislocation. Physio didn't help so I ended up getting surgery. The surgery helped for about two months once I was able to have fun again, but now my shoulder is starting to pop out and lock up again, with crazy pain. I hate joint injuries.
Mar 19 2011 12:32AM
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ORDEAL
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Either slicing my knee open to the bone on a rusty nail/board combo, or getting 5 teeth pulled. The teeth didn't hurt as much as they freaked the fuck out of me. One tooth broke the pliers they use to pull them out. Then that same tooth shattered, so I had stiches in my mouthfor a month or so. Teeth suck
Mar 19 2011 12:43AM
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Skittle.
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dumpster diving when my house was being remodeled when i was little. stepped on a board with a big rusty nail sticking out of it and it went right through my foot. had to have my brother pull it out and i couldnt walk for about a week er two
Mar 19 2011 12:47AM
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ORDEAL
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Oh, and recently I drilled/burned a hole in my index finger. Not all the way through, but still hurt like hell
Mar 19 2011 12:49AM
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