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jarossamdb7
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well i just got a issure of skier mag while i was in canada and it had really funny intervew with P.J. Cliche (whoever that is) and it was funny as hell but apparently he has Bling skis. I have never heard of Bling skis and i did a google search and got nothing. what the fuck is this????
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'What Kind of skis are those?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

'who makes that?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

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Jul 9 2004 1:12AM
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J.D.
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Hahahahaha... you know, back in the day, someone made the hall of fame for stupid posts witha comment quite similar to this one. Ah, the memories.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 9 2004 1:16AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
what? was that whole page made up or what?
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'What Kind of skis are those?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

'who makes that?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com


Jul 9 2004 1:20AM
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albatross.
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'PJ Cliche, whoever that is.' Skier > you.
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Jul 9 2004 1:24AM
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PocketRocketRipper
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'yo, tis season I'm gonna be focusing on taking my skiing back to where it began, tha streets' -P.J. Cliche, the most progressive progressor of progression that ever progressed

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Jul 9 2004 1:30AM
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jarossamdb7
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well naturally some of it was a joke but is the whole thing???
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'What Kind of skis are those?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

'who makes that?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com


Jul 9 2004 1:35AM
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jarossamdb7
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wither way, those skis look prutty real. i mean i suppose htey could be photoshopped. i don;t think they would waste that much money on amkeing some custome top sheet
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'What Kind of skis are those?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

'who makes that?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com


Jul 9 2004 1:37AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
ok it is a late night and i didnt notice the whole Cleche thing. i give up. shit i think it is about time for bed
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'What Kind of skis are those?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

'who makes that?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com


Jul 9 2004 1:43AM
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BakerBoy
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You should drink a bottle of Drano -- it'll help you sleep better.
Jul 9 2004 2:33AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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hoooooooooooly fucking moses
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Jul 9 2004 2:37AM
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tahoeskier.
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LOL thats all i have to say
Jul 9 2004 2:39AM
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AttitashSkier
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i have the '04 gear guide issue and after it lists all the bling skis there is a little fine print that says 'if you didnt get the joke, i.e., that bling is a fake company, do us a favor and fight any urge to procreate.' so please do that.
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Jul 9 2004 6:52AM
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Audioslave
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YES the WHOLE page was a joke.
Jul 9 2004 8:14AM
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hoodratz47
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FUCK>>>>>>>> wow..... jd.. u might have to ressurct the hall o fame


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Jul 9 2004 8:53AM
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mark_skis
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haha its ok i thought they might be rad new skis untill i realized they were in the $10,000 range.




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Jul 9 2004 10:18AM
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KillerMonkey
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blingin with me new bling skis




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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Jul 9 2004 10:37AM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
old school powairs used to have a ill bling on them, they were the shit
Jul 9 2004 10:54AM
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permanente1600
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someone should scan that page in on their comp and post it up here, cuz i want to see this.



'follow the only road.
follow the only road.
to go anywhere in canada you just follow the only road.
theres only one road in canada we call it the road the only road.
hip hip horray lets hear it for our road!!!
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Jul 9 2004 11:06AM
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GeneralDisorder
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yeaht he pow air grinds had bling
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Jul 9 2004 11:08AM
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witty
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grrr.....i hate stupid people!
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Jul 9 2004 11:12AM
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Jib_This
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You fuckers. Bling Skis are for real. They're so off da hizzle. I saw PJ Cliche sliding rails all over downtown Toronto yesterday. He's hella sick, and the skis are indestructable. He told me all about them, in his own Frenglish dialect. He even gave me 641 Bling Skis stickers. The first 800 people to message me get one.

BELIEVE THAT



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Jul 9 2004 1:11PM
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mommy
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the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

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Jul 9 2004 1:17PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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and every pair has one slightly longer ski, for the podiums

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Jul 9 2004 1:26PM
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albatross.
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Drinking Drano rules. It causes your body to act much like a drain you pour it in. Drano goes in and causes everything clogging the drain to pop out, in this case - your organs. Its a cool way to die.
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Jul 9 2004 3:17PM
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BrianGauthier
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hhaha oh fuck this dude for real? hahaha u 2000++ posts too which is the best part
Jul 9 2004 4:30PM
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Girays_Brother
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hahhaha i didnt see the mag.. but that is funny



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jul 9 2004 7:21PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
yawn.

i got nothing
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'What Kind of skis are those?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

'who makes that?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com


Jul 10 2004 1:44AM
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SeanB
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'I T'INK CAMO CLODING IS RAD - NOBODY DOING DAT YET.'


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Jul 10 2004 4:01AM
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KRASHED
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^YES! that is the best part of the interview! 'hes been named skier of the week and much worse..'
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Jul 10 2004 10:06PM
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*rkp*
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fuck.....bling skis are just painted K2's.
Jul 13 2004 1:06PM
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pag
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som1 scan that page I want to see this
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Jul 13 2004 2:31PM
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mckeeman
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ha ha stupid americans...


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Jul 13 2004 3:37PM
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davidh
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haha. hopefully you'll make it into darwin's theory before coming to sexual maturity




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Jul 13 2004 5:55PM
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delete2
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Jul 13 2004 7:58PM
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Raek
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damn theyre expensive what are they made out of ivory?







no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jul 13 2004 8:04PM
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delete2
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^Thats a joke right?
Jul 13 2004 8:09PM
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Raek
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what do you think..... of course....






no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jul 13 2004 8:12PM
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delete2
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well you never know with certain people on here (the guy who started this post)
Jul 13 2004 9:07PM
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Raek
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haha true... where did u get that pic tho ?






no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
Jul 13 2004 9:08PM
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delete2
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scanned it out of my mag
Jul 15 2004 1:58AM
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jarossamdb7
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i had just got home and was really tired. i flipped through the mad and saw the picture and read like 3 of the sections of the intervew. it was stupid of my to post this but couldnt you see yourself doing the same?
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'What Kind of skis are those?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

'who makes that?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com


Jul 16 2004 12:03AM
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C.Royce
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.........
Jul 16 2004 12:41AM
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nut
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no


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Jul 16 2004 8:08AM
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ECfreeski3
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haha really. bailer, thanks for uploadiung the artoicle
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Jul 16 2004 10:50AM
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samck89
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ive now come to the conclusion that your the dumbest person on this site jaross or whatever
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Jul 16 2004 11:01AM
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EC-Tom
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die



<b>-Tom
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Jul 16 2004 11:08AM
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