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how do i pass out?

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davidh
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I've never passed out before. I want to pass out. What is the best way to make myself pass out? This is completely serious. Thank you.




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Jul 8 2004 7:21PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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dude your fucked up, but anyways, drink till u cant n e more



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Jul 8 2004 7:22PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
run into a wall at full speed head first... you might pass out and never wake up...
Jul 8 2004 7:23PM
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M+M
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take 20 deep breaths then take one big one and hold ur breath while some1 pushs up against ur chest
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Jul 8 2004 7:26PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
Are there any other ways besides drinking and blunt force trauma?




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
Jul 8 2004 7:26PM
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jman
Posts: 3117 - Karma: 19
i heard something like have someone hold your arms behind your back, and then push your elbows towards each other, not sure tho

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Jul 8 2004 7:27PM
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linemaverick540
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skia540 works well, ive done it. also if you dont sleep for a long time i bet youd pass out


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Jul 8 2004 7:28PM
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ilovehead
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take a bottle of tylenol or advil or something and swollow them all... i'm pretty sure you'd pass out
Jul 8 2004 7:32PM
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skimack
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I've done this and it works...you need to lean foreward at the waist until your head is about even with your thighs. Take about twenty breaths as deep as you can and quickly. Then stand up straight fast and clamp the palms of your hands against your throat. When you wake up you will have achieved passing out

NOW FOR THE IMPORTANT PART. DO IT IN A PLACE THAT'S SOFT. YOU WILL FALL FLAT ON YOUR HEAD, AND HURT YOURSELF IF YOU MESS UP.
good luck.

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Jul 8 2004 7:34PM
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LittleDevil720
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ya breath hard 30 times then push you thumb on the roof of you rmouth

Jul 8 2004 7:34PM
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linemaverick540
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i did it and when i fell i guess i nailed my head on my airhockey table haha i didnt have a bump or pain though


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Jul 8 2004 7:38PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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OK SERIOUSLY

bend over like your getting it in the butt and swing your arms, take huge breaths as you do so and after a minute or so(when you feel real dizzy) take another HUGE breath, hold, and push your palms where your jugulars or on the side of your neck with alot of pressure, it's guarenteed.



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Jul 8 2004 7:44PM
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Jasmine
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if you don't eat for like a week, then you start blacking out a hell of a lot.




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Jul 8 2004 8:05PM
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404404
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Refer to my trend about spary paniting in my room....




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Jul 8 2004 8:07PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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But seriously you'll be dissapointed, it's not really cool (from my experience). You'd think you'd see birdies and shit, but it just blacks out and you wake up a few seconds later (depending on what made you pass out).
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Jul 8 2004 8:08PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
take about 10 deep breaths and have sumone hold your neck against a wall till ur face turns blue and you fall over


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Jul 8 2004 8:14PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahaha


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Jul 8 2004 8:57PM
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shrEddie
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i also want you to pass out


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Jul 8 2004 9:10PM
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KillerMonkey
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go off a 40ft kicker and do a faceplant. Im pretty sure you'd pass out




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Jul 8 2004 9:40PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i'm afraid to pass out. What is passing out anyway? Just falling asleep really fast?

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Jul 8 2004 10:13PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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it gives me a headache everytime i wake up from passing my self out, it's weird, u wake up and don't remeber shit and your head is ringing.



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Jul 8 2004 10:21PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
my friend did it in a fort... he fell and hit his head on wood sticking out of the wall... poor kid...



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Jul 8 2004 11:00PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
drink some drano.
Jul 8 2004 11:01PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
'OK SERIOUSLY

bend over like your getting it in the butt and swing your arms, take huge breaths as you do so and after a minute or so(when you feel real dizzy) take another HUGE breath, hold, and push your palms where your jugulars or on the side of your neck with alot of pressure, it's guarenteed.'

how much pressure and how long will it knock you out for?
Jul 8 2004 11:02PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ FOREVER MUAHAHAHAH!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 8 2004 11:08PM
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mIxtress
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hit yourself in the head with a brick
...taste the rainbow
Jul 8 2004 11:29PM
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SchweitzerSki
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ok go on a trampoline and get really high then dive off the trampoline into the ground with your arms folded in, it works every time. it worked for public enemy0255
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Jul 9 2004 3:21AM
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P-JO
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FUKKKKKNKKKKKKK




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Jul 9 2004 4:27AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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wait for ski season. go bigger.
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Jul 9 2004 4:31AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
this is fuckin hard. I tried that bending over fudge packer position, but all I did was make hy head tingle like when your foot falls asleep and then wakes back up. it was actually pretty fuckin cool




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
Jul 9 2004 9:26PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Why do you want to pass out so badly? It's not that great.

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Jul 9 2004 9:31PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i guess he has more brain cells than he knows what to do with
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Jul 9 2004 9:34PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
you've got that right^

i dont really know why. I guess i'm just fucked up like that.




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
Jul 9 2004 9:36PM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11
wow... this dude is fucked...





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Jul 9 2004 9:40PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
it's possible that i am a little fucked.




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
Jul 9 2004 9:44PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
seriously man, save your brain cells. i want mine back. but theyre gone now.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Jul 9 2004 9:45PM
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passion4this
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a little?!?!?





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Jul 9 2004 9:52PM
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jman
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this would be a good idea for that kid who wanted to know how to kill time at work

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Jul 9 2004 9:54PM
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dspin7x
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God you guys are fucking idiots, are you all fuckin 12 or what? You do realize what is making you pass out there is lack of oxygen to your brain....which in turns kills brain cells.

Seriously go smoke some pot or drink some alcohol if you want to get messed up or 'pass out.' You guys are assholes.

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Jul 9 2004 10:04PM
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twix_182
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jman, about the elbow one, i think that is just for girls os thier tits stick out




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Jul 9 2004 10:35PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
seriously dude, its not anything special. and it isnt all that fun. if i were you id just wait untill you pass out beucase of an accident or somthing else. dont make your self pass out just because.

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Jul 10 2004 12:02AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ hey i say let the stupid fuck destroy himself. not our body.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 10 2004 7:43AM
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RyanFratua
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
just bend over take ten breaths, stand up aginst up a walland cut off your circulation by pressing your hands up aginst your it and then you will pass out after a while.

or just take a lot of a helium out of a baloon

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Jul 10 2004 1:11PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
with a partner:
hold your arm up above your head, have a person strangle you. when your arm drops, they release

Warning: do not use this method as death is possible due to asphixiation. I am not responsible for any harm caused to yourself or your friend.

dave murray session 1 rocked..
Jul 10 2004 3:27PM
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