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AndrewNZ
Posts: 477 - Karma: 13
Dear Martin Luther King.
So I have a Dream within a dream, within a dream, within another dream, now what?
Yours Sincerely
Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Santa
How did you stop at 3 Ho's?
Yours sincerely
Tiger Woods

Dear Noah
I could have sworn you said the ark was leaving at 5
Yours Sincerely
The Unicorns

Dear Fox News
So far, No news about Foxes
Yours sincerely
Unimpressed

Dear Baby Oil
We are curious to know what you are made off.
Yours sincerely
Vegetable & Olive Oil

Dear Ice Berg
So I heard about Global Warming, Karmas a bitch.
Yours sincerely
The Titanic

Dear Recently Dumped Teenage girl
There are plenty of fish in the sea, JK, we killed them all.
Yours sincerely
BP

Anymore?
Mar 15 2011 9:32PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
2nd one was funny
Mar 15 2011 9:34PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
this is genius
Mar 15 2011 9:35PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,360
fox news olololollolololo
Mar 15 2011 9:37PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
lololol
Mar 15 2011 9:38PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
so awesome
Mar 15 2011 9:38PM
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PON3
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Mar 15 2011 9:39PM
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yojimbo
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2 & 3 were good
Mar 15 2011 9:39PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
i laughed so hard at the ice burg one. quality.
Mar 15 2011 9:40PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/
Mar 15 2011 9:42PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
you are amazing.
Mar 15 2011 9:46PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
thanks for the compliment good sir, you are now at 10/10 karma
Mar 15 2011 9:47PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Thank you for providing a wonderful distraction from my term paper. :D
Mar 15 2011 9:59PM
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AndrewNZ
Posts: 477 - Karma: 13
Dear Nazis
What did you do?! I said I hate JUICE!!!
Yours sincerely
Hitler
Mar 15 2011 10:00PM
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GolfingElephant
Posts: 659 - Karma: 473
i approve
Mar 15 2011 10:01PM
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GingLife
Posts: 170 - Karma: 67
This is great
Threads for later hopefully
Mar 15 2011 10:10PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,881
so good, love the foxes
Mar 15 2011 10:10PM
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OrangeName
Posts: 675 - Karma: 15

hmmmmmmmmm...

Mar 15 2011 10:14PM
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Waldo-
Posts: 1026 - Karma: 184
dear tanner hall, why are you screaming? only your ankles blew up.... sincerely, chads gap
Mar 15 2011 10:16PM
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Lucas.B
Posts: 250 - Karma: 523
lol'ed so hard
Mar 15 2011 10:16PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
got my computer taken away during school, because i was being a "disruption" from laughing too much....it was so worth it for some of those.


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