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Either mass-marketed music has hit a new all-time low..

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*rkp*
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or some producer is fucking trolling the world so hard!


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PON3
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FUCK FRIDAY ITS CATURDAY!

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PON3
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Peter.
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i'd go see her live in a heartbeat
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morpheus
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585.
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my ears wont stop bleeding.
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Flying~Squirrel
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is this a joke? can anyone fill me in?
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Mike-O
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Read my post on the previous page.
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Flying~Squirrel
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aha, thanks. as stupid as that sounds, i bet they are taking in a shit ton of money from too-rich jewish families in Fairfield CT and New Jersey. i know the kind....
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blackoutbill
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Where are their seatbelts? That is just not safe
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SgtSteamy
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(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
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Davy.Crockett
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friends in the front seat friends in the back seat now i make my decision which seat to sit in!!!

are you fucking kidding me
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courtneyyy
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It doesn't even look like there's room in the front seat...so I'm not sure why she is deliberating which seat to sit in when the back is clearly the only option.
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.Tom.
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Milksteak
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haahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
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.Tom.
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OMG this is amazing.

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MCIRONCOCK
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jeremy.g
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^win
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jibjunkie
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what happened to going to school? very poor message for tweens
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*TURBONERD*
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I'D RATHER DANCE TO HAIRSPRAY THAN MY FATHERS ROCK N ROLL
/barf
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tommyp1ckles
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she sounds like she has a cold
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qbehr
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wait is it friday?
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Rachy
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So.... my friend has the job of producing these songs. I used to help out.

He gets 9 to 13k per song. He doesn't work for this company though. He just does the audio for Universal.

It's exactly what was stated below. Really really wealthy girls parents pay thousands and thousands of $$ to have a song made.

Usually the songs need to be so unbelievably mixed and autotuned and everything else that the girls voice is completely unrecognizable by the time it's done.

I used to live in said recording studio... some of the most annoying months of my life but it was free cause my friend was making 50k a month so I didn't complain and even sang harmony on some of the tracks.

Sadly, people in the music industry now have to take jobs like this cause any band worth recording doesn't have money to pay for it. So my friend pretty much produces amazing indy bands for free and then records little shit heads like this for income.

Long live the music industry.
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Deezy
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thats pretty sweet, and these songs, no matter how bad they are... are getting the views.

props to ur friend for knowing whats up

(link to some bands he does???)
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ButteredToast.
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thats really sad that kids parents will pay that much (assuming even more since 9-13k is just what your friend gets paid) to have their kid star in some shittyass song.
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Deezy
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oh yes

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Mike-O
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But hey, small world, Rachel! :D
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Rachy
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He used to make a living doing the rad stuff on here... now that isn't really the case. I think in the last 3 years he has only made around 40k a year from talented people which isn't enough to afford rent / equipment for a recording studio... hence the 13 year olds.

But yeah, he's cool enough to be on wikipedia, sans the 13 year olds. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Fudurich
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Mike-O
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Whoops...

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Aaaron.
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her voice is completely melodyned out. when it's that processed, anyone can sound good
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thesheik
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the Nazi Party. BOOOOOM. regardless, you're all looking at it wrong. http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6148/1300154451929.jpg
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Mike-O
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Thanks, man, I laughed out loud. Good delivery even if it is only text.
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Davy.Crockett
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perfectly sums this up
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paulgenovese
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hahahahaha win
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CRiP
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the song makes me want to punch a baby.
the video makes me want to kill a small animal.
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hellomynameisjef
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i would hatefuck her so hard. i dont care how young she is, no one is to young for a hatefuck.


the hatefuck list so far

1. Flo
2. Sarah Palin
3. This bitch
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gyarados
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http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=190535860984629
spam the hell out of the wall hahaha

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InFlamesWeTrust
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Sadly, I prefer her version over the Bob Dylan one. Which doesn't say much for Dylan, since I can't stand a single one of his songs, except when it's done by someone else. Case in point: All Along The Watchtower done by Hendrix.
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Smuffy
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i didnt get through all this, but it is pure genius.

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.jesus.
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what the fuck did i just watch?
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J-Evs
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Trilled hard..... Or my meter is broken
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InFlamesWeTrust
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Seriously, I listened to the Bob Dylan one, and only the guitar is listenable. I hate his vocals with a passion. By no means does that mean I enjoy her version at all. It's some of the worst shit I've heard in a long time.
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J-Evs
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you realize that isnt bob dylan?
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.Tom.
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You been trolled son
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Aaaron.
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what are you i don't even
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gypsytown
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honestly this has to be a joke, there's no way anyonevcould actually take this song seriously
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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so amazing, read every word.
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t3hb055
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haha yes!
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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also this:

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squibble
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is she actually famous?
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[tk]
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so unprofessional

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