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Either mass-marketed music has hit a new all-time low..

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*rkp*
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or some producer is fucking trolling the world so hard!


Mar 15 2011 1:29AM
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*rkp*
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did it embed, or is my internet just slow?..
Mar 15 2011 1:35AM
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Chokolite
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again i need a third option, im not sure ita
Mar 15 2011 1:37AM
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*rkp*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

it's not letting me embed or hotlink ATM. its shittyness transcends even NS...

my god.
Mar 15 2011 1:41AM
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Piste.Off
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i especially like the part when she sings about friday
Mar 15 2011 1:42AM
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The.Ginger
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Shitty song is over. Time to make me a sandwich Rebecca...
Mar 15 2011 1:44AM
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fujarome
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she must be looking forward to Aaron Carter's party this weekend.


Anyone? Anyone? Ahh forget it.



Seriously though, what partying is she do? I can think of few worse parties to go to than those attended by people who wait for a school bus on a friday morning.

(What i'm hinting at here is that no matter how good it may seem, any party with high schoolers is terrible.)
Mar 15 2011 1:46AM
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awful, truly awful
Mar 15 2011 1:50AM
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pimpcat
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Not true at all. My senior summer my friend Max threw outrageous bangers everytime his parents left on vacation (about 5-6 times).  Probably some of the best parties I've ever been to.
Mar 15 2011 1:53AM
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Proletariat.
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Mar 15 2011 2:01AM
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Blake.P
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well apparently she knows all the days of the week, and lists them all off multiple times
Mar 15 2011 2:06AM
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zerospinskier
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I turned around another kid broke a lamp!
Mar 15 2011 2:13AM
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Proletariat.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Black

Kevin Rutherford, a columnist for Billboard magazine, wrote, "Black's video for 'Friday' is one of those rare occurrences where even the most seasoned critics of Internet culture don't know where to begin. From the singing straight out of Auto-Tunedhell to lyrics such as 'Tomorrow is Saturday / And Sunday comes afterwards / I don't want this weekend to end' and a hilariously bad rap about passing school buses, 'Friday' is something that simply must be seen and heard to be fully appreciated."
Mar 15 2011 2:20AM
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URSIDAE.
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Mar 15 2011 3:12AM
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Campeador
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Mar 15 2011 4:11AM
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WillStart
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wow what the fuck. i don't even know how to take this
Mar 15 2011 4:36AM
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nickyp
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"The song is basically based on the life of a teen who can't decide whether to sit in the front or back seat of her friend's car" - IBNLive

ha
Mar 15 2011 4:43AM
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theabortionator
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Holy fucking cock balls jebus christ. What the fuck did my ears just endure?


She should be put down immediately.
Mar 15 2011 5:19AM
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Abc567def
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Its like learning the days of the week. If you were fucking retarded and didn't want to hear ever again. Hey Helen we found a school for you!
Mar 15 2011 6:11AM
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.Tom.
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Mar 15 2011 6:18AM
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Mr.Bishop
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We can all at least take solace in the fact that Piracy is slowly destroying an industry that supports garbage just like this.

Mar 15 2011 6:25AM
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Mr.Bishop
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We can all at least take solace in the fact that Piracy is slowly destroying an industry that supports garbage just like this.

Mar 15 2011 6:27AM
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theabortionator
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truth
Mar 15 2011 6:41AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Thank baby jesus
Mar 15 2011 6:49AM
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Hemulen.
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im speechless.
Mar 15 2011 7:10AM
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hokkanee
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Holy shit I just watched that whole thing... That sucked
Mar 15 2011 7:47AM
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feihlination
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that fake-bobdylan version made it waaaay more bearable.

this original, with the modified voice shit and that overpoppy beats just makes me wanna punch babies, hard and often
Mar 15 2011 8:06AM
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240sxKid
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This happens when kids' parents have too much money, enough to blow on a producer for their kids shitty song.
Mar 15 2011 8:22AM
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travazoid
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i could not make it to the end
Mar 15 2011 9:52AM
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RubberSoul
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i wanted to make it to the end for shits and gigs but couldnt
Mar 15 2011 9:56AM
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yuck
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that song was stupid and pathetic and everything that is wrong with the world.

but the white people gif made me absolutely die laughing, one of the better gifs i have ever seen.
Mar 15 2011 9:58AM
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Mar 15 2011 10:00AM
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hurrisun
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hahaha that was 500 times worse than i was expecting
Mar 15 2011 10:40AM
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Pee_and_Ski
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her voice made me want to kill myself, sounds like a jersey girl trying to sing
Mar 15 2011 10:47AM
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TehGaim
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can we get rid of her? seriously im willing to go out of my way to exterminate this problem.
Mar 15 2011 10:50AM
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Mike-O
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Here is the story behind the girl and the video:

http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/the-mystery-of-rebecca-black/25196

"There’s a company called Ark Music Factory run out of L.A. by one Clarence Jey with partner Patrice Wilson, who are both credited on the YouTube video. Their business model is simple: give them money and they will produce a formulaic pop song for your 13- to 17-year-old daughter, complete with video, and then your daughter will become a famous music star like she (you) has always dreamed.

Or, she’ll become a laughingstock like Rebecca Black. Or really any of their other clients—they basically have a stable of teen and tween girls with big dreams and little talent starring in cheesy videos. As the Ark Music Factory casting call explicitly states, “If you are a great singer without any material and you want to get discovered, then Ark Music Factory is looking for you.” The other Ark girls aren’t any better, although Rebecca is the only one who’s been unfortunate enough to go viral."
Mar 15 2011 12:30PM
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PJS.
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megalulz
Mar 15 2011 12:35PM
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no_steeze
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oh god that was terrible. she sounds like she was punched in the throat
Mar 15 2011 12:38PM
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eldridge
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yes!
Mar 15 2011 12:46PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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First one
Mar 15 2011 12:48PM
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AB.Zee
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Wow and is probably so proud with what she made

I lost when the rapper came in
Mar 15 2011 1:58PM
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Daydreaming
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The sad truth is I am even worse at dancing than this.
Mar 15 2011 2:01PM
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Mar 15 2011 2:02PM
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CliffyByro
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i can quite confidently say that is the worst thing i have ever heard ever. lost so damn hard on the gif though
Mar 15 2011 2:09PM
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Bubba-Snax
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these kids are gonna be so pissed in three years when they realize what theyve done..
Mar 15 2011 2:12PM
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Mar 15 2011 3:03PM
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Lemuel
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Hahahaha. I would be embarrassed to be her.

FUN FUN FUN FUN PARTY-ING PARTY-ING
Mar 15 2011 3:07PM
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fujarome
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that boy pumped out some of the greatest music and lyrical creativity known to man.


He sang about things we can all relate to, like throwing ragers with hundreds of people at your house, at age 13, while your parents are out to dinner.

Party of the month? No. Party of the year.
Mar 15 2011 3:08PM
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paige.
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Honestly I'm embarrased for all of the kids. I watched a vid of all of them performing at the record label launch. They were all super excited, but not a single one of them was the least bit talented. Rebecca might be the best of the lot. Though the 9-year-old rapper at least looked cute.
Mar 15 2011 3:14PM
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VT_FLO
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ROCK DAT SHIT! READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MAH FUCKIN BOOK!
Mar 15 2011 3:27PM
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VT_FLO
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Disregard fail embed. RAISE YOUR KIDS RAISE YOUR KIDS RAISE YO GODDAMN KIDS!


Mar 15 2011 3:28PM
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