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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
Good/bad?

too much/not enough?

he disconnected before i could tell him it wasnt real lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: i need help
Stranger: uhh how?
Stranger: hello?
You: i think took too much acid, the words im typing are turning into birds flapping their wings in my face, and for some reason a window is open
Stranger: are you on something?
You: acid
Stranger: what kind?
You: battery acid, my friend told me id get super high, more then on marijuana
Stranger: omg why would you do that! its posion!!!
Stranger: it can kill you!
You: WHAT! no!
You: youre lying
You: i thought it was normal to bleed a bit..
You: what the fuck
You: are you serious?
Stranger: i thik it can.. i know its like a posion
You: could you google it for me?
Stranger: yea
You: why do i keep coughing up blood too
Stranger: i dont know.. hold on.. go wash your mouth out! and drink some water
You: i dont feel very good anymore...
Stranger: you can die!!! drink vinegar
You: my stomach really hurts...
Stranger: its burning your insides
Stranger: why do u listen to stupid things!
You: i just wanted to get higher then on marijuana
You: youre lying right?
You: i feel like i have to puke now..
Stranger: its a strong acid that can kill you because it burns you inside ouy
Stranger: no im not. i looked it up like u said
You: WHAT
You: FUCK! NO! your have to be kidding!
You: i dont have any vinegar in my house~!!#!@#$%
You: asdkfasdlkjfasdkl;fjdsa'lfjksad'
Stranger: im sorry... im not im not someone to joke around!
Stranger: go run to your neighbors!
Stranger: hurry!
You: oh no..... im really scared and in aLOT OF PAIN :(
You: gotta go to neighbour bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: and be safe!
Stranger: dont disconnect the chat.. just leave it just in case
Stranger: if you read this later.. if vinegar doesn work.. drink milk or LOTS of watter
You: hello? do you know where my son has gone? he ran out of the house really quickly without saying anything
Stranger: to his neighbors
You: why? did he say which one?
Stranger: no he didnt
Stranger: im sorry honestly!
Stranger: i dont know what happened
You: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! HE ISNT BREATHING
Stranger: idk its a random chat site.. read before messages!!! take him to the hospital!!
Stranger: NOW!!!!! please.
Stranger: idk he said he inested battery acid!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 14 2011 1:25AM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
lol you good
Mar 14 2011 1:27AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
aha poor guys never gonna online chat again
Mar 14 2011 1:39AM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912
well played!
Mar 14 2011 1:48AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
ill just posts my trolls of the night here...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: no youre stranger
You: im normal
Stranger: me too
You: no...
You: you're stranger
Stranger: you too
You: omegle doesnt lie
You: youre lying
You: im not stranger
You: im not strange at all
Stranger: how do u know?
You: because im not strange
You: but you are, so you're stranger. then me
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: r u indonesian?
You: haha no, did you get hit by an earthquake?
Stranger: no ,
Stranger: you?
You: but... i thought you did
You: you're not japanese?
Stranger: yeah
You: oh you are
You: i hope you're okay
Stranger: i'm okay
You: but didnt you get hit by an earthquake?
You: my prayers go to you
Stranger: so do i to u
You: but why?
You: youre the one that got hit by an earthquake?
You: did you save the nuclear plant?
You: heard it was going down
Stranger: i'm nit japanesse
Stranger: i'm indonesian
You: but you just said you were japanese...
Stranger: *not
You: im so confused
Stranger: no
You: so wait, you got hit with a tsunami not an earthquake?
Stranger: no
You: what?!!!! then what did you get hit with?!
Stranger: i'm fine
You: oh thats good.
Stranger: i told u
You: so hows indonesia? eating lots of food out there?
Stranger: yeah
You: oh thats good. what kinds of food?
You: good food?
Stranger: so many traditional foods here
Stranger: of course?
Stranger: where do u come from?
You: are you sure they're good though? i dont know if i believe you
You: give me a reason to believe you
Stranger: u can taste it by urself
You: no i can't. i won't unless you give me a reason to
Stranger: what the reason do u want?
You: Why?
You: I ask you, why?
Stranger: wahy?
Stranger: *why?
You: Why what ... ? why are you asking me all these questions?
Stranger: tau ah
Stranger: cobain aja sana
You: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! You;re making me hungry, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU CONTROLLING MY MIND?
Stranger: HAHA
You: WHY AM I HUNGRY ALL OF A SUDDEN
Stranger: BODO AMAT
You: Aku mendengar makanan Indonesia adalah kotor
Stranger: enak aja lo
You: NO WAY
You: youre lying.
You: You told me earlier it was nasty
Stranger: terserah lo
You: Im way too confused.. make up your mind... Is the tsunami coming or what, I'm late for work.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 14 2011 1:53AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey!
Stranger: meow
Stranger: hwllo
You: cool! this is so much fun! will you be my friend?!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: sure
You: We can share teddy bears and condoms, and talk about dogs together!
You: What's your favourite food?
Stranger: would there be gummy bears and sour patch kids?
You: OH MY GAWD. I already licked all the sour off of the kids' patches.. but next time they're yours. I Promise!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: good
You: So how's Albert?
Stranger: fine i guess and i got a new one
Stranger: i named it Charles
You: Albert you didn't see that one coming!
You: HAH, that's what she said.
Stranger: lol yea
You: Taco's are delicious eh? Too bad I ate fish tonight...
You: it was all mushy and shit...
Stranger: and they smell fishy
You: I mean, it wasn't even good. There was carrots and shit in it.
You: 1000 ways to die?
Stranger: yea one of my fav
You: I heard some chick died because she didn't shave the carrot and it cut her vag apart.
Stranger: lol saw that one
You: But that's not what i was talking about. Seriously. there was carrots...
You: and other stuff... but i dont know what.
You: Hmmmmmmm
Stranger: did u see the one where this girl was giving a bj too a cumuber and then choked
You: Naw. i dont know.
You: HAH NO!
You: Vegetables: America's Next Top Wanted
Stranger: well it was kinda funny
Stranger: are tomatoes counted as a vegetable
You: No, they're a fruit.
You: Fruit don't kill people silly. They're innocent.
You: Except bananas. I'm sure they've taken many. May they RIP.
Stranger: yea bananas are just .... my pet unicorn died becuz of them
You: was it a robot?
You: That game is AWESOME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 14 2011 2:24AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
hahahaha
Mar 14 2011 2:44AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
ive been on a roll tonight. it wont happen again :P
Mar 14 2011 2:47AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
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Mar 14 2011 5:11AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i think folks was trollin YO ass! now HE was a SUPER troll!
Mar 14 2011 11:29AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
you may or may not have been counter trolled. its a tough call
Mar 14 2011 11:55AM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
LOL love that website
Mar 14 2011 7:32PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
ahhh... good times
Nov 11 2011 6:04PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,212
Most likely.


Either way that was some of the dumbest shit I've ever read
Nov 11 2011 6:11PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
i lol'd
Nov 11 2011 6:43PM
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noICON
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
Omegle trolling? Bitch please....
Nov 11 2011 10:35PM
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AHSkier
Posts: 563 - Karma: 42
How do you get such gullible people? they always disconnect from me!
Nov 11 2011 10:54PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
just gonna leave this here
Nov 11 2011 10:57PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
show ur genitals.
Nov 11 2011 10:59PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
mine


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl ?
You: what duz dat mean
Stranger: age sex ?
You: 20, hermaphrodite
Stranger: male or female ?
You: i have the best of both worlds
Stranger: means ?
You: guess
Stranger: shemale ??
You: you betcha
You: you ever seen a tiger? they are neat
Stranger: so ?
You: hmm?
Stranger: no im not from jungle
Stranger: :P
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: at the zoo silly
Stranger: name ?
You: I forget
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: great joke
You: do you ski?
Stranger: no im srk ...
Stranger: :P
You: i'm 12 and what is this?
You: tom wallisch
Stranger: male ?
You: guess silly!
Stranger: mmmmmmmm i think its a male name
Stranger: :)
You: Tom can be both grrrlll and boi
Stranger: so your a girl :)
You: i have to leave 4 work soon
Stranger: its ok not a problem buddy
You: i deserve respect! i'm your elder
Stranger: whats your age ?>
You: u like elephants? i like feeling the rough skin underneath their bellies
Stranger: yes i love elephants .. elephants are in my blood
You: wowee! elephants are kind of like sour patch kids, if you think about it.
Stranger: hmm yes agree
You: what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: anything u like ??
You: tigers and elephants. what is your favorite animal, girl?
Stranger: im male 20
You: ooohhhhh
Stranger: and my favrt animal is tiger
You: do tigers fart? farting makes my tummy feel funny
Stranger: just tell me your sex age ?
You: my sex age? how about just tell you how you just got TROLLED HARD
Stranger: huh
Nov 11 2011 11:18PM
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
what to do when you find out your partner is cheating on you? (s)he doesn't know you know

Stranger: what i do?

You: slap dat hoe

Stranger: yes

You: tell her bitch what the fuck

You: and be like FUCK YO COUCH

Stranger: but women not should be told in this way

Stranger: you are american

Stranger: yes?

You: that is where u are wrong sir

You: i

You: am....

You: Canadian

You: but not really....

You: i am Russian

Stranger: i see

Stranger: well

Stranger: I think you was american

Stranger: they not

Stranger: ...

Stranger: nice persons

You: why do u think that

You: what are u

Stranger: always

Stranger: curse

Stranger: say bad thing to girl

Stranger: not good

You: LIKE NIGGA BITCH BE WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER ILL SLAP U SO FUCKIN HARD U WHORE

Stranger: er

You: good impression

Stranger: yes similar to things that you have said

Stranger: i am Uzbek

Stranger: so we have good respect for women

Stranger: yes?

You: yes

You: we do to

You: well i do

You: so when your partner is cheating its best to talk to them and find out why

Stranger: yees yes

You: and solve the problem rationsally

Stranger: never say bad

Stranger: grabbing?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: just dont hit too hard

Stranger: and do it not on face

Stranger: or visible

You: haha yes just slap dat ass

You: so hard

Stranger: yes

Stranger: women should be trreated well

Stranger: but must be discipline

You: i love my women

Stranger: dont love women

Stranger: make women love you

Stranger: then she listen

Stranger: also

Stranger: she say no?

Stranger: you say YES

You: good words of wisdom

You: i respect that

Stranger: yes yes

Stranger: you are good

Stranger: man of russia

You: thanks my close brother

You: well have a good day i need to go now

Stranger: yesyes

Stranger: REMEMBER SMACK YO BITCHES YO HOES

Stranger: SO THEY DON'T GROW

Stranger: NO BACKBONE

My conversation about women

Nov 11 2011 11:21PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Question to discuss:
Look at that question, driving a car!

Stranger: Raspberries

You: potato

Nov 11 2011 11:37PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Damn, the baterry acid one was waaay fuuuccked up.... BUT TOTALLLY AWESOME :D
Nov 12 2011 1:40AM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You Cannot Escape This Question
Stranger 1: Male or female?
Stranger 2: m
Stranger 1: Female or male?
Stranger 2: what do you think the m stands for?!
Stranger 1: "Masculine, but not quite male?"
Stranger 2: yeah, that would be me
Stranger 1: Great! So you are female?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: Why not?
Stranger 1: Why are you not a female?
Stranger 2: i dont have a vagina
Stranger 1: Well, why?
Stranger 1: Why did you not take one in the womb?
Stranger 1: Instead, you settled for a phallus!
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Nov 12 2011 9:01AM
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