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iSmokeweed
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The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending

The red ship crashed into the blue ship. All the passengers were marooned

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident.


MORE PUNS FOR EVERYONE.

Mar 13 2011 4:06PM
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Algebra
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Condoms are for pussies
Mar 15 2011 10:00PM
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Smuffy
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maybe its just cause i like music, but that was hilarious
Mar 15 2011 10:34PM
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quaive
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Mar 15 2011 10:52PM
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TheTristanator
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Apr 22 2011 1:55AM
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tuna.
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i literally just finished a powerpoint on the highly developed beer drinking culture in the czech republic, it's titled "czech yourself before you wreck yourself"
Apr 22 2011 1:59AM
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Firewood
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Oct 31 2012 9:52AM
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Puns
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What do you call a sexy pumpkin? A jack-off-lantern.

Tis the season.
Oct 31 2012 11:02AM
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captainslack
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So it was my birthday recently and my grandma gave me this lovely box of cutlery, only when i looked inside it seemed to be missing all the knives and spoons,

'oh well', i thought, 'it's the fork that counts'



I went into th butcher's and said 'i bet you 5 dollars you can't reach that meat on the top shelf'

he said no, the stakes were too high.



Velcro-what a rip off.


So last night i was watching this documentary on how they put together the metal on boats.

it was riveting


All courtesy of Tim Vine



Oct 31 2012 11:13AM
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iSmokeweed
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the psychic midget escaped prison!! there is a small medium at large

despite being so slow, i relish the fact that you mustard the energy to ketchup to me
Oct 31 2012 11:59AM
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Poop_nugget
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hahhaaaa
Oct 31 2012 1:31PM
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