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"the hottest new skiing sport"

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720skiguy
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http://www.trixonstix.com/
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Jul 7 2004 1:33AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I've seen that link before, and I will NOT go there again. A great offense it is that these forums be profaned with such things.

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A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
Jul 7 2004 3:22AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
how amazingly stupid.

dave murray session 1 rocked..
Jul 7 2004 4:01AM
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fdsa
Posts: 686 - Karma: 19
HOT!




'It's the skills, not the bills.' Some random NS member who obviously has things much more figured out than most.
Jul 7 2004 6:06AM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
It's unreal. It must be a joke or sumthin'

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Jul 7 2004 7:45AM
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pa_freeskier
Posts: 418 - Karma: 10
haha this picture sums up the whole site

Jul 7 2004 8:48AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
maybe it puts the 'you' in 'fuck you snnowblader'


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
Jul 7 2004 9:00AM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
^haha, that was good, I fucking hate them skiboarders, snowbladrs, what ever the fuck they are called
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why would i bother doing a misty 9? id much rather sit here at home, get my dick sucked by your fat ass bitch of a mom, smoke some pot and eat tons of food-- Lateralis

Jul 7 2004 10:32AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Don't we all......




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jul 7 2004 10:33AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
i catn beleve this site even exists
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Jul 7 2004 10:41AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24

On her second day of TRIXonSTIX skiing, Erin Johnson created her own signature trik, called an 'Erin'. She skis with the tails (backs of her skis) facing each other. You’ve got to see this! Other guests cheered when they first saw this move.
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
Jul 7 2004 11:16AM
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SmoKinSkier
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WoW just wow other guests cheered as i fuckin inserted my penis into Erins Cocoa Canal while she was doing her signature 'ERIN'




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
Jul 7 2004 11:21AM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,161
gay



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


acholcol makes me its bitch
Jul 7 2004 11:26AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75


Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Jul 7 2004 11:28AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Thats hot right there... Imagine Tanner Jon and Pep pulling that shit off.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 7 2004 11:28AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
as gay as this is we all have to remembre that twin tips originated from skiboards
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Jul 7 2004 12:00PM
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BakerBoy
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 18
^ Don't be an idiot. The Olin Mark IV's were around YEARS before you were even a gleam in your daddy's eye.
Jul 7 2004 12:24PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9


check out Stept... To Whom it May Concern drops July 4th!
Jul 7 2004 1:37PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
You have to realize that skiboarders laugh at those retards too. That doesn't even count as Skiboarding... I have no fucking clue what that bitch is riding, but they're... like... triangular plastic things or something.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 7 2004 2:34PM
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whiteout
Posts: 189 - Karma: 18
You all do know that this is a joke.

Sims Snowboards had this put online 2 years ago as something they tied into their 'anti-skiing' ad campaign.
Jul 7 2004 2:34PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I actually did not know that. Pretty sad when you have to attack another sport for no reason to make yourself feel better about yours... but I guess mediocre people need a scapegoat to feel superior.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 7 2004 2:48PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
Performance: If you are into performing or want to start learning to act, TRIXonSTIX can help you. You can learn on-snow performance techniques and can even develop exhibition and competition programs, with music, costumes and choreography.

Yes, the Chicken Dance or other forms of Performance can be a part of TRIXonSTIX skiing, but only if you want to!

check out Stept... To Whom it May Concern drops July 4th!
Jul 7 2004 2:58PM
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TwinTipRider
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is this some sick joke ..... cuz it cant be real like are some ppl just stupid all together . like iam confuzed and lost about it really .
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
Jul 7 2004 7:13PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
TRIXoxSTIX trix are designed, with a wide range of people in mind. The names of the trix are FUN and unusual and the ones that sound tame usually are tame, while the ones that sound wacky are almost always crazy trix. Choose what suits you, what is comfortable for you, what you want to achieve, what you want to play with and then CUSTOMIZE your skiing.

EASY: Windshield Washers, Been There Done That, 360 Degree Spin, Flying Frog, Bailout, Innies & Outies.

WACKY: Aiky Breaky, Leap of Faith 720, Oh Noooo, Slice’m ‘n’ Dice’m, Hot Buns, Scary Harry, Hydro.

FUNNY: Butt Bouncer, Worm Turn, Hokey Pokey, Fake Out, Daffy Spin, Hydrant, Back Slide, Erin, Stop & Hop.

SMOOTH: Grand Christie, Outside Spread Eagle, Outrigger, Pull Back, Wrap Around Spin, Fore-Fakie.

ROMANTIC PAIRS: Running on the Beach, Cheek Kiss 360, Lap Sit, Tying-the Knot, Bridge of Faith.

AGGRESSIVE: Whiplash, Kung Fu, Javelin Spin, Russian Kickout, Snow Diving, Shake ‘n’ Bake, Everywhichway.


pinktigers
Jul 7 2004 7:20PM
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mommy
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^ and yes, that is authentic. i didnt make that up. even i couldnt make up something that gay.

pinktigers
Jul 7 2004 7:21PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
'Acrobatics: You can learn to intentionally roll in the snow and come back up skiing. From an easy somersault to a wacky Aikey Breaky trik, you can play like a kid!'

Is that site for real?



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jul 7 2004 7:44PM
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rightcoastskier
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whoa if i ever saw some1 doing that..

ok
Jul 7 2004 7:48PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
that's the gayest website in the world
Jul 7 2004 7:52PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
those are so amazingly gay



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jul 7 2004 8:20PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
Someone spent way too much time making that site for it to be a joke.




JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

Jul 7 2004 8:24PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
yeah, it definately isn't a joke

check out Stept... To Whom it May Concern drops July 4th!
Jul 7 2004 8:46PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
^holy shit, thats perhaps the gayest thing ever, why dont we all go put on flourescent one pieces and ride those! yay! thft. GAY
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why would i bother doing a misty 9? id much rather sit here at home, get my dick sucked by your fat ass bitch of a mom, smoke some pot and eat tons of food-- Lateralis

Jul 7 2004 8:49PM
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funkdoc
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 474
Old School!
To become a real killer on the dance floor, you have to practice everyday...
Jul 7 2004 8:51PM
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BakerBoy
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 18
DEFY SKEEEZ 2004/2005!!!!!!1
Jul 7 2004 8:59PM
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SteveXs2
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My parents got me skiboards for christmas and i can't get rid of the things, i emailed the contact link on that site to see if they could find some buyer for them. I hope it isn't Sims snowboarding who ran that site because fuck, I want to get rid of these things and get some $$$$.


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gethyped.net
Jul 7 2004 9:43PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^What kind are they? You could get rid of them easily during the season.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 7 2004 9:44PM
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nsrhythmskier
Posts: 597 - Karma: 10
sooo gay
Jul 7 2004 9:51PM
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albatross.
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what from tricks on sticks creates a U to put in FUN?
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Watch The Scanners! Its unreal
Jul 7 2004 9:52PM
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jumpman
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In a Comic Book Guy voice: Worst Idea Ever.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Jul 8 2004 9:36AM
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KootenayGuy
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every one email them and tell them how stupid and detached they are.
A Jam a day keeps the doctor away.
Jul 9 2004 4:40PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Thats fucking insulting.






Listen to Bob Marley.
Jul 9 2004 5:14PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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get on a pair and enter a comp and do 900's and grabs and cork shit.
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five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'
Jul 9 2004 8:12PM
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ERS_
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^ You'd have to wear a bright orange spandex leotard while doing it to make it effective though.



-ERS
Jul 9 2004 8:21PM
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