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Flying With Weed

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C00N3Y
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Going from Canada (Pearson) to Punta Cana on Tuesday...wanna bring about 6 gs
has anyone every flown with weed? if so, how?
Mar 10 2011 6:43PM
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californiagrown
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let me rephrase- they really really dont want to. they are normal people and dont feel like feeling up random people.


where you are fucked is if the airport has the new scanners, because they pick up organic material. I went through with some teabags in my pocket and got pulled out and searched.

basically you have to know your airport.
Mar 10 2011 9:41PM
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amo
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this
Mar 10 2011 9:42PM
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HERCULES.
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in all seriousness, with all the new technology in detecting drugs/ bombs and shit i wouldnt do it. And im a nifty little fucker to say the least.....

QUESTION-  not that he should, but if he taped it behind his balls and acted normal and they didnt smell it, would he get away?

Mar 10 2011 9:49PM
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californiagrown
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uh ya. its rediculously easy to get away with it at most airports. many airports still dont have those fullbody scanners, so there is literally nothing stopping you.

that said, its 10,000 to 1 odds you get caught, but is the weed really worth it if you can just get drunk there instead?
Mar 10 2011 10:20PM
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corona
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story time!
Mar 10 2011 10:23PM
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AGOF
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+ no return address, for those that are stupid enough to put one on
Mar 10 2011 10:26PM
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Brenone
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Rule of thumb - if u have to go thru customs leave it at home.
Mar 10 2011 10:31PM
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ORDEAL
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I don't put it past some of the kids on this site.
Mar 10 2011 10:31PM
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jamers
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Yea, have you guys been paying any attention to the news recently? They have full body scanners they have in airports all around the country, and if you refuse the scan, then they get to fondle your sack! Its really not worth the risk to get a FELONY DRUG TRAFFICKING charge on your record for a couple J's in the Caribbean, where finding bud is easy as SHIT. Just ask any taxi driver, or buy a pipe from some local vendor and tell him you don't have anything to smoke... You get my drift... Dank buds may be a little harder to find, but if your lucky you will find the piff. Dont be a retard, get your weed down there.
Mar 10 2011 10:42PM
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californiagrown
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youre fucking retarded, it gets scanned and sniffed for sure if there is no return address.

you put a fake one on it, or some random persons from a few streets away.


god people round here are stupid
Mar 10 2011 10:51PM
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NWPA
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My friend got a vacuum baggie and taped it right next to his nuts. He got away with it but it's pretty sketchy if you ask me.
Mar 10 2011 10:57PM
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henrytargett
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easy.

Take a jar of peanut butter, scoop some out, put your dro (in a bag of course) inside the peanut butter, spread a little bit back over the top, and put it in the microwave for a few seconds and the peanut butter on the top will smooth over.

put it in your checked bag with a couple other snacks, like bread and jelly, to make it look less conspicuous (if they decide to search your bag which would be extremely unlikely).

Think about it, if they even find the peanut butter, there not about to scoop some out of the fuckin jar! that would be crazy.

I am 100 percent sure this works with for shipping weed from the west coast to the east coast... I don't see why it wouldn't work with flying on an airplane.

but if you get caught that would suck.
Mar 10 2011 11:02PM
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C-Ski
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What resort in Punta Cana? Pm me.....
Mar 10 2011 11:04PM
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californiagrown
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you do realize TSA searches over 50% of the bags that are checked, right?

this past january when my fam flew out to SLC they searched 5 out of our 6 bags.

Its pretty safe to assume your bag will get checked. and the TSA knows about the peanut butter trick, its just that they dont really care about a small amount of weed most of the time.
Mar 10 2011 11:45PM
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henrytargett
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They know about the peanut butter trick??!!?!?! Jesus Christ Almighty what has the world come to?!
Mar 10 2011 11:50PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Send it in a cake
Mar 10 2011 11:55PM
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californiagrown
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you dont know any tricks that the cops and feds havnt seen.

But there are only so many resources to go around so the only bust the ones that are worth it.
Mar 10 2011 11:56PM
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Chali2na
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No joke but on a domestic flight in australia i was wearing a pair of jeans that i last wore like a week before and i forgot that i had about a g in one of those tiny as baggies.... Anyway up in the air and i reached into my back pocket felt it then shat myself then i went a flushed.... Yerrr
Mar 11 2011 2:36AM
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DirtyHarry
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1. Get one of your bitchez
2. stick ze weed up bitchez buttz
3. bring bitchez
3. enjoy weed and bitchez in da tropics
Mar 11 2011 3:29AM
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Kush_Squad
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gooch it, i did from florida to ohio. you should be good.
Mar 11 2011 11:05AM
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ViktorVaughn
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Knew a kid that tried that in college. and I emphasize "knew".
Mar 11 2011 11:18AM
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General_Ripper
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My friend put it in between his toes under his sock and brought it to Miami one time (From NY). I was already down there at the time and he met up. He ended up dropping it at my hotel. I didn't know whoes it was and ended up smoking it. He was super pissed. guess he was really paranoid and it wasn't worth it.
Mar 11 2011 11:22AM
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SPECK
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soooooo i also need to do this and im leaving for guatamala tomorrow. im only taking a twenty sac of BC BUD and im thinking that i just put it in inside one of my toiletries in a jar, in a plastic bag, and put it in my bag that i just throw on the conveyor belt right as you enter the airport. the only thing im not sure about is how much they actually inspect that bag because come on, theres millions of em and if they cant smell it how the fuck would they randomly pick yours and go through your shit.

to me it seems fool proof, but i dont work at an airport so i cant be 100% sure.

HALP!

( and i absolutely MUST take this weed! its a fucking tropical getaway and it have some dank! CHACHING!)
Mar 11 2011 11:29AM
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derbski
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Thread has been made a million times. basics that have been conveyed in every thread

if you must bring it, keep it on your person, not in your checked luggage where you dont know if a dog is back there sniffing or not, and not in your carryon which they could search for any reason at the X ray station.

wear compression shorts, sack it up.

if time permits, send a buddy through security first, have him text you a "we're good" if he sees no dogs and if the security is pretty lax.

best idea of all: don't bring weed, find some there. You probably wouldnt get caught bringing it through the airport, but trying to convince yourself of that from the time you get to security to the time you walk out of the other airport is no fun at all.

one more thing. do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES bring your pipe, grinder, hell, even papers. Buy your smoking apparatus at your destination, cause otherwise it is just another thing that can get you caught. And make sure that you have no metal on you when you go through that metal scanner, because if they have to do the personal body scan with the handheld metal detectors, not only might they smell your pot when their face is by your nuts, but you also will have the most nervous ass look on your face the whole time.
Mar 11 2011 11:31AM
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SPECK
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that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard.... i hope you know just this year they have new scanners for the items on you and my buddy who works there says they can tell if your circumsized or not.... im pretty sure they can see the bud on you if its on you. i want some good advice for my bag that get dumped at the start because i sure as hell dont want to get called out when im walking through the gate
Mar 11 2011 11:35AM
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derbski
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most places still dont do a body scan, and how could they tell your nuts from a bag of weed?

ALSO, while some places do body X-rays and some don't, they ALL do an x-ray scan of your luggage. Furthermore, I have never seen a drug sniffing dog walking around in the terminals, but you can bet your ass they have some in the place where they take your checked luggage.

Finally, if you keep it in your pocket, you have the option to bail and ditch the weed up until the last second before security. With checked luggage, if you give them a bag with dope in it, they have your bag and there is nothing you can do but shit your pants worrying until you land.

by the way, did you look at that webehigh link that somebody posted on the last page? I don't even know if you want to be smoking in punta cana, those penalties are pretty fucking rough compared to canada or the states.


P.S.: just bring acid, dogs aren't trained to smell it and you can just put it in a book or notebook folder cause it is on paper.
Mar 11 2011 11:42AM
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StreetsOfRage
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a good idea would be get a ton of those small carry on size bottles and tooth paste shit. the normal bathroom stuff you bring on vacations. well bring double of everything and make half of them have a small amount of weed in a very small bag. it would be hard for them to find it. and once you get to the hotel just get a knife and cute the VERY end of it. and get the baggy out. pretty simple. but ive never tried. i just want to fly high. how fun would that be?
Mar 11 2011 11:56AM
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jorb.co
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what im most confused by is why youre
Mar 11 2011 12:46PM
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jorb.co
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going to punta cana during ski season
Mar 11 2011 12:47PM
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EastCoastThuggin
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Cause your a BITCH ASS NIGGA
Mar 11 2011 1:12PM
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EastCoastThuggin
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Cause your a BITCH ASS NIGGA
Mar 11 2011 1:12PM
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EastCoastThuggin
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Cause your a BITCH ASS NIGGA
Mar 11 2011 1:13PM
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bfnradford
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i've flown with weed successfully 10 times, this is how:

buy a deoderant stick with a spinny thing at the bottom, my fav is right guard. spin the thing until the deoderant cake falls out, stuff your weed into the emtpy deoderant casing. cut a bit off the bottom of the deoderant cake, spin it back on, and put the plastic cap back on the deoderant. make sure you double or triple bag the weed, and dont put it in your carry-on since they only allow 3 oz deoderants now. if you grind the weed up or get all the air out you can easily fit more than an 8th.

Mar 11 2011 1:46PM
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derbski
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you do realize that that would not prevent a dog from being able to smell it at all, right?
Mar 11 2011 3:11PM
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TheWiseOne
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Hide it in a gun. they'll never know.


but seriously the crotch idea
Mar 11 2011 3:19PM
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yuck
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hide it in a bomb
Mar 11 2011 3:20PM
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Tha_Wizard
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i wouldnt suggest it at all.

I did it by mistake when i forgot a baggie in my suitcase, which i later found after customs. They could have easily found it.

if your desperate to get high, buy some K2 and smoke that while your away. Also every place on earth has weed, you can always find it there.

good luck if you try. XD
Mar 11 2011 3:21PM
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iggs
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do this, its so much easier and prob better especially because youll be chillin on a beach trippin.
Mar 11 2011 4:43PM
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californiagrown
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imagine sitting in a crowded, cramped space so tight you cant cross your legs, with sweaty smelly people leaned against you, babies crying, and horrible digusting food...while high.

flying sucks, flying high makes it suck less, but it still sucks...especially if you dont get a window seat, or its coudy, or you fly at night.


moral of the story: flying sucks
Mar 11 2011 6:22PM
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theabortionator
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Boof it!


But seriously what the fuck is the point, for 6 grams of your shitty weed? Peoples game plans are so shitty.


Just fucking buy some there.
Mar 11 2011 6:25PM
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RubberSoul
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flying high is great but just smoke a guy right before you go in the airport, or if youre with parents or whatever eat a brownie

get weed where you go or just suck it up and dont smoke while youre gone cause you probably wont be caught but the risk/reward ratio is just too big to justify
Mar 11 2011 6:26PM
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.Jack_S.
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my brother (not knowingly) had a gram in his carry on backpack that went through the x ray scanner and all security and he was fine. he didnt even realize it till he got onto the plane. It was from boston to denver. But im fairy certain they check more foreign bags.
Mar 12 2011 12:13AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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my friend just did this monday actually, but i wouldn't try it duude
Mar 12 2011 1:09AM
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Phil-X-
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what kinda fucking planes do you go on?
Mar 12 2011 1:21AM
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californiagrown
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alaska/horizon and rarely southwest. i fly 20-30 times a year, and i hate it. im also 6'4" with broad shoulders and get drug tested, so no drugs to make the trips better for me.
Mar 12 2011 1:29AM
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squibble
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well you've never flown first class, or emergency row


Mar 12 2011 9:51PM
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Blurst
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BODY SCANNERS PEARSON DOES NOT HAVE THEM SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.
Mar 12 2011 10:00PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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flying is fucking great, youre the kind of people i like to piss off on the plane because theyre scared of a mild roller coaster ride.
Mar 12 2011 10:04PM
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californiagrown
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why would you want to piss innocent people off? and i have never in my life meet someone who is actually afraid of flying...like seriously thinks the plane will go down.
Mar 12 2011 10:14PM
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tripnip
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Asians...
Mar 12 2011 10:43PM
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