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Flying With Weed

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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
Going from Canada (Pearson) to Punta Cana on Tuesday...wanna bring about 6 gs
has anyone every flown with weed? if so, how?
Mar 10 2011 6:43PM
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ORDEAL
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Hidden in the asshole
Mar 10 2011 6:44PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
goodluck, have fun in jail!
Mar 10 2011 6:44PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119

Everyone knows the only way is to stick it in your butt

Mar 10 2011 6:44PM
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.jesus.
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say hello to your gay bunk mate tyrone for me and try to sneak in a bit of lube when you get sentenced with trafficking
Mar 10 2011 6:45PM
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Uah
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 176
In deodorant stick. How old are you though, definitely not worth the criminal status. If you get caught and your an adult you won't be flying again.
Mar 10 2011 6:46PM
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Mr.Turtle
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good luck with the dogs
Mar 10 2011 6:46PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
never cross borders with weed, or fly with weed.

i dont care if people have gotten away with it.

its dumb

so get some there
Mar 10 2011 6:47PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
never cross borders with weed, or fly with weed.

i dont care if people have gotten away with it.

its dumb

so get some there
Mar 10 2011 6:47PM
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B.Aussie
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Mar 10 2011 6:47PM
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Skittle.
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Mar 10 2011 6:48PM
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Mr.Turtle
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watch the movie "Midnight Express" my dad made me watch it before i went to Europe this past summer
Mar 10 2011 6:48PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
the best way to hide it is in a locked steel briefcase with a bunch of wires sticking out. also, don't forget to tape a cell phone to the case. (just incase you loose it, you can call and hear it ringing) oh, also dont stop at weed, you could bring some meth and coke and pay off your trip while your on vacation.
Mar 10 2011 6:51PM
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Mr.Luke
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42M-_GJvpGM

Oh yeah. Embed was disabled. But check it out
Mar 10 2011 6:51PM
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FerrisBueller
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tape it under your ballsack
Mar 10 2011 6:52PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
Buy some there, is it that hard?
Mar 10 2011 6:54PM
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CBROOKS
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Mar 10 2011 6:56PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
sounds like you need to get rid of 6g the fun way. jesus, if youre that high you might as well walk there
Mar 10 2011 6:56PM
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inactive
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this guy absolutely knows whats up
Mar 10 2011 7:15PM
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KMalinich.
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great idea, but ya dont fly with it
Mar 10 2011 7:49PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
weed will probably cheaper down there.
Mar 10 2011 7:56PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
Don't?
Mar 10 2011 7:56PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
its possible i did or didnt do that once. its like anything, you might get caught, but the odds are on your side, (not by much), but the potential shitstorm isnt worth it (well smoking the best bud in the country on a tropical beach is pretty awesome). dont count on local weed, it probably will be garbage
Mar 10 2011 7:58PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Just throw it in a snack bag and leave it in your pocket. Dont worry the metal detector will kill the smell.
Mar 10 2011 8:00PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
yeah ive known kids who have done that. its still a stupid idea though
Mar 10 2011 8:01PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
How have i never thought of that!?!?!
Mar 10 2011 8:01PM
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C00N3Y
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thats what im sayyingg
Mar 10 2011 8:02PM
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Cthulhu
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no because if they have probable cause and do a cavity search they are going to find it, its retarded either way but if you must, swallow a rubber with the weed in it, you cant realy cavity search a stomach, but if your going to a tropical place there will literaly be guys outside the airport asking if you need weed, its not hard to find there.
Mar 10 2011 8:02PM
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toe_drag
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ive never done this before, but if i had done it, i figure i wouldve put it inside one of those tubes of wipes and put it in my checked bag and i would assume everything wouldve been alright.

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Mar 10 2011 8:05PM
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gnarnia.
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dude DO NOT BRING ANYTHING THERE. ive spent a night in jail in the dominican republic and it was the worst thing ive ever endured. its not a real jail, its a fucking twisted joke. and if youre desperate for weed, theres a shitload of ways to get it down there anyway. seriously, please, do NOT bring any on.
Mar 10 2011 8:07PM
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TheHamburglar
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hash mothafuckas, hash.

every time I come home from the west coast I bring a couple grams of hash wrapped up in gum wrapper, duct tape around that, chew a bunch of gum and wrap that around the tape, then just wrap that in gum. nobody will ever check that shit, and it keeps me high for weeks wherever I need to go.
Mar 10 2011 8:11PM
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MichSteeze
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its the only way my man
Mar 10 2011 8:13PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
you should read this
http://www.webehigh.com/city/detail.php?CITYID=2238

Anadananthera peregrina seeds, its a local seed that has some effects, probably easy to find,
Mar 10 2011 8:15PM
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californiagrown
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this is the way:

get a pair of baseball sliding shorts with the cup pocket, or just a jock strap with the cup pocket. layer some more underwear over it.

throw the bag of weed in there an your good to go. security cannot fondle your sack, so its pretty safe in there.

use 5-6 plactic baggies to hold the weed in. and wash your hands after everytime you seal 1 of the bags to minimize transfer of trace material.

if you are really spooked, line a few of the bags with vaseline.




Overall its pretty much all good. dont draw attention to yourself(dont look like a stoner, and dont wear baggy clothes because you will get frisked), and make sure you are completely comfy with how airport security works before you do it.


I learned the ins and outs of the airport security experience by acting super suspicious and pushing boundaries when i didnt have anything on me, so when i did i knew what not to do, and what all the possible outcomes could be.
Mar 10 2011 8:17PM
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The_Big_LePowSki
Posts: 214 - Karma: 10
Wrapped in aluminum foil. Make sure to leave it in your pocket.
Mar 10 2011 8:19PM
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californiagrown
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bad idea. never send illegal stuff overnight. they scan all the overnight shit for contraband. some gets through, but a lot doesnt.

you want to send it 2-3 day, so it gets there quick, but doesnt go through the same security.

also, the airport, and post office dont give a fuck about small amounts that are obviously for personal use. they almost always just confiscate it, rarely pressing charges.
Mar 10 2011 8:20PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
just put it in your pocket
Mar 10 2011 8:21PM
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Dylan_
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put in in your pocket a couple days early, you'll forget you put it there when you go to the airport and wont have to be sketch.. not that hard
Mar 10 2011 8:26PM
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spin_dawg
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take the handle off of your ski pole and stuff that shit in there
Mar 10 2011 8:26PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Pit in jar, close jar, melt a whole lot of candles down, put jar in melted wax, wait until cooled and remove. Best if you use masons jar and scented wax, just looks like a big ol' candle ;)
Mar 10 2011 8:29PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Put*
Mar 10 2011 8:29PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
good luck retard!
(coming from someone who smokes a lot of weed too)
Mar 10 2011 8:29PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Edibles would be my bet for getting thru security, or youll get mauled by a dog and tasered, either way you get a sweet story out of it!
Mar 10 2011 8:35PM
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funkmasterFLEX
Posts: 319 - Karma: 14
STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!one1!!!!!

i was contemplating bring weed back from Jamaica, but everyone told me they would have the sniffer dogs at the airport. there were no dogs. i coulda got away with it. is weed worth the stress?
Mar 10 2011 8:35PM
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babujib
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i brought a quarter of hash back from CO to MA a few weeks ago, not really that sketchy, tie it up in a condom put condom on ballsack.
Mar 10 2011 8:36PM
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funkmaster
Posts: 617 - Karma: 1,876
i saw this shit on the internet where you cut a bar of soap in half dig out a hole inside then stick it back together and rub the seams to get rid of them try that maybe?
Mar 10 2011 8:38PM
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coopsteeez
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threads for in about a week after your out of jail
Mar 10 2011 8:59PM
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Phil-X-
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in condom+swallow it
in condom+up ass

drill about half a candle from the bottom so theres a small stash spot, put the weed in there 3-4 bags (well sealed), now use the drilled out wax and melt it and pour it into the drilled out hole, put that in your checked bags
Mar 10 2011 9:12PM
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Sallabillz
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hahhahahahahaa
Mar 10 2011 9:15PM
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theline
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well SOMEBODY hasn't been paying attention to the news lately
Mar 10 2011 9:35PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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Mar 10 2011 9:37PM
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