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Monty Python

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Saltines
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that movie is the shiznit. just post something u liked about it or just post somethin' 'bout the movie..

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber



The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me
Jul 6 2004 1:35PM
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J.D.
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Wow... you continue to show us just why it is that people make fun of 12 year olds on here... Here's a question: Which movie?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
Jul 6 2004 1:48PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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he's probably talking about the Holy Grail. I didn't think it was all that funny. British humor isn't my cup of tea.

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Jul 6 2004 1:49PM
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Saltines
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im just talkin bout monty python in general all his movies and tv shows(i really dont know if their classified as shows...)

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber



The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me
Jul 6 2004 1:55PM
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asac
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HOLY GRAIL IS THE BEST. disagree and i will nibble you to death.





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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 6 2004 1:56PM
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stevie.
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ARTHUR
Old woman!
DENNIS
Man!
ARTHUR
Man. I'm sorry. Old man, What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS
I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR
What?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven ... I'm not old.
ARTHUR:
Well - I can't just say: 'Hey, Man!'
DENNIS:
Well you could say: 'Dennis'
ARTHUR
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
DENNIS
You didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR
I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked ...
DENNIS
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior ...
ARTHUR
Well ... I AM king.
DENNIS
Oh, very nice. King, eh! I expect you've got a palace and fine clothes and courtiers and plenty of food. And how d'you get that? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our society! If there's EVER going to be any progress ...





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i smell burnt toast!!

lift lines suck.

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Jul 6 2004 1:56PM
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linemaverick540
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first monty python isnt a he, its a group. second, they were originally a show and later branched out to movies.third, i thought the holy grail was hilarious in 4th grade, i dont know about now


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Jul 6 2004 1:57PM
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bigJ
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all his movies, holy shit, I am at work now and as I am writing this I am having trouble not lauging out loud, you are dumb as shit aren't you, and which one is montey python, I bet he is the british one with pasty white skin, dark hair, and bad teeth, he is so funny, Damn your are stupid


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Drivin that Train
Jul 6 2004 1:57PM
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stevie.
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SINGERS
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot, He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin, He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, And his penis split ... and his ...
ROBIN
Er, That's ... That's enough music for a while, lads. It Looks as though like there's dirty work afoot.
SINGERS
Brave, Sir Rob ...
ROBIN
Shut up.




save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast!!

lift lines suck.

- stevie
Jul 6 2004 1:59PM
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Irishdrinker86
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who are you talkin to?
Jul 6 2004 2:00PM
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stevie.
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its the best movie ive ever seen. dont bash the holy grail! thats like bashing... jesus!




save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast!!

lift lines suck.

- stevie
Jul 6 2004 2:00PM
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J.D.
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I still enjoy Life of Brian... Monty Python was hilarious when I first watched it, but it kind of gets old.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 6 2004 2:01PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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jeez, I'm sure the kid who started this thread didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition....

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Jul 6 2004 3:33PM
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bigJ
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^speaking of the Spanish Inquisition, I love Mel Brooks' and History of The World Part 1, funny shit


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Drivin that Train
Jul 6 2004 3:34PM
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J.D.
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Can't blame him... Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 6 2004 3:35PM
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linemaverick540
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haha the spanish inqusition was real funny. same with the one where he goes to have an argument


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Jul 6 2004 3:36PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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Life Of Brian is one of the greatest movies ever.


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Jul 6 2004 3:38PM
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Saltines
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yeah it is i just saw open range yesterday the main part of the movie is boring of the movie is boring but the end is sweet

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber



The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me
Jul 6 2004 3:41PM
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J.D.
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^What does that have to do with anything?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 6 2004 3:42PM
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passion4this
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Monty Python is some really funny stuff... holy grail was great... I loved it... British comedy is the best ever... black adder, red dwarf, monty python, etc. all rock!!! no question about it





Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

Jul 6 2004 4:24PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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monty python is a funny shitter!


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Jul 6 2004 5:47PM
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coolcat410
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I like The Meaning of Life, the death character, the butler, the long armed fishy fish guy. Good times.
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Jul 6 2004 7:53PM
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ATLskier
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the holy grail is the best. Life of Brian was okay.


'Always look on the bright side of life........Life is a piece of shit, when you look at it...'


bridgekeeper 'You here must answer these questions three to pass to the other side he see, What is your name'
sir lancelot 'Sir Lancelot of Camelot'
bridgekeeper'What is your quest'
sir lancelot'To seek the Holoy Grail'
bridgekeeper'What is your favorite color'
sir lancelot'Blue'
bridgekeeper'Alright you can pass'
sir robin 'That's easy'
bridekeeper 'You here must answer these questions three to pass to the other side he see'
sir robin 'ask me the questions bridgekeeper am am not afraid'
bridgekeeper 'What is your name'
sir robin 'sir robin'
bridgekeeper'what is your quest'
sir robin 'to seek the grail'
bridgekeeper'What is the capitol of Assyria'
sir robin 'What!!! I don't know that....ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!'
bridgekeeper 'You here must answer these questions three to pass to the other side he see, what is your name?'
Arthur'Sir Arthur, king of the britians'
bridgekeeper'what is your quest'
Arthur'to seek the holy grail'
bridgekeeper'What, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?'
Arthur'What o you mean? An African, or European swallow?'
bridgekeeper'What I don't know that!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'

I left one guy out because I forgot his name, I haven't seen that movie since Christmas.

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Jul 6 2004 10:01PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Meaning of Life owns.

'Oh dear. It seems Ih have troddehn ihn monsiuers bucket.'
'Another bucket! And pherhaps a hk-oooose.'
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'Shut up norton!'
-Kevywevy

'Its the Smell.'

'Tight, tight, crevice.'

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Jul 6 2004 11:47PM
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SchweitzerSki
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the killer bunny part in the grail always made me fall out of my chair in laughter. oh yes fun times
yay skiing is happy
Jul 7 2004 5:57AM
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rebel
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I don't remember if it was Life of Brian or The Meaning of Life, and it's extremely losely quoted, but I think it gets the point across:

Guy 1: I think men should have the right to have babies
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: Men should be allowed to have babies.
Guy 2: Men can't have babies. That's physically impossible
Guy 1: I know we can't have babies, but what I'm saying is that we should be allowed to have babies if we wanted to.
Guy 2: That's absurd. Where are they going to come from, a box?


John Clease is tha man. And whoever meantioned Black Adder; Rowan Atkinson might be one of the few people funnier than John Clease.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Jul 7 2004 6:28AM
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LC.
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The films are all cool but reciting random quotes DEFINATELY is not.
Jul 7 2004 6:55AM
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rebel
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^ but you are so very cool

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Jul 7 2004 8:15AM
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LC.
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Damn, owned.
Jul 8 2004 12:50PM
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J.D.
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Jay, that's life of brian. And being able to recite quotes from memory is what Monty Python Fandom is about. SPLITTERS!

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 12 2004 4:28PM
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DynastarriderGP
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African or European Sparrow?



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Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.



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Jul 12 2004 6:12PM
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Simon_Dumont
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what about monty pythons its a mad mad mad world, when the guy is so fat and he keep ssaying no more no more, but the guy keeps saying one more bite, and finally when he has one more he blows up, sooo funy


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YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
Jul 12 2004 6:36PM
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twix_182
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u know what i like about movies?........no reading




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Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 12 2004 9:44PM
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LC.
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Dumont, that's The Meaning Of Life. And whoever was talking about quotes, damn right anyone who has seen the films enough is able to recite quotes but keep it to appropriate times and you're gold.
Jul 13 2004 5:40AM
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petek
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'all his movies'
There were 3 released in theatres, holy grail, life of brian, meaning of life, and 'and now for something completely different'. Damn, 4 movies released into theatres: holy grail, life of brian, meaning of life, 'and now for something completely different' and parot sketch not included. Ok 5 movies monty python has released... look we'll come back in again.



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Jul 13 2004 6:01AM
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