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EC-Skier
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So tonight me and a fellow NSer had to babysit a small child tonight. this kid was a 9 year old hyperactive boy. we had salad and pizza for dinner, when he refused to eat the salad and still demanded cookies my friend grabbed a knife, i grabbed some sharp scissors and we told him to eat it all; HE DID! then we yelled AMERICA and high fived. we watched dodgeball and everything was fine. then the movie ended and we were laying on the bed and he started attacking us. he jumped at us, so i kicked him, sending him into cork and off the bed. he also punched, pinched, kicked, etc... he also sprayed us with air freshener, like a shit load of it. we took it and threatened him. this went on for 2 hours.


so NS, got any cool baby sitting stories?
Mar 9 2011 11:58PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
that sounds like it blows...

i went to my neighbors house to babysit and the parents when on their date and forgot to tell me that they were dog sitting for some friends of theirs, the kids thought i would be funny to not tell me this so i walk into the room with the dog and it attacks me! i was bitten several times and i had scratches on my face that were bleeding...it was all bad. so i kicked the dog away then i had to clean myself up and go feed the kids dinner then put them to bed. so i get all of that done and i see on the fridge a note saying feed the dog.. so i was up against the dog who attacked me and i had to go feed it its damn food. so round two i walk in the room with the food and i accidentally stepped on his paw so once a again he bit me. but this time its was so bad i had to get stitches. Now i refuse to baby sit for people who are dogsitting other peoples dogs.
Mar 10 2011 12:38AM
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paige.
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Well a 7 year old boy I was babysitting decided to piss on the wall in his basement. There isn't much you can do to stop him once he'd started pissing so I just left it for the mom to clean up when she got home. They didn't call me back. Previous times I'd babysat him I'd had to physically pick him up so that he wouldn't destroy his brother. Just hold him at arms length so his arms/legs couldn't reach me.

Also babysat some identical triplets. They were 3 and weighed about twice as much as any other 3 year olds I've seen. They were fun. Thing 1 would throw a piece of lego and thing 2. Thing 2 would start crying. Thing 1 didn't want to get in trouble so he started crying. Thing 3 started crying because the other two were. Suddenly I had three massive screaming 3 year olds on my hands and couldn't tell them apart. This happened more than once during the night. They'd also never had to go to bed without their mom before. Just when they were all about to fall asleep one would ask where mom was. A few minutes later one of the others would. Repeat.
Mar 10 2011 1:02AM
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EC-Skier
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that sucks so much
Mar 10 2011 4:04PM
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240sxKid
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Had to babysit a 2 and 4 year old and fucking sucked. I went to the basement with em and they have a billiard table so i decide to do some trick shots to make em happy. the 2 year old grabs a ball and chucks it at my bawls and i hit the floor and the 4 year old decides to grab a ball and hits me in the head. i threw em in timeout and once they realized what they did i let me go. So we just played with techdecks and hotwheels for the next 3 hours.
Mar 10 2011 5:22PM
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