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The rage of a free skier

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cultrara
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here is a template lets see what you got ns

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Mar 8 2011 5:14PM
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PartyHon
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Oct 15 2011 1:06PM
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infuser
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definetely the best first post ever
Oct 15 2011 1:37PM
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Ungeiist
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lol this has happened to me whn taking a piss
Oct 16 2011 8:59AM
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crab_pretzel
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someone please explain to me the one with the freeskier on the toilet and the parker white triple one. i dont understand
Oct 16 2011 9:47AM
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northeast
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In the toilet one, his heavily gang related tall tee or jacket was so long that he forgot to pull it above his butthole, and it acted as a "safety net" of sorts for the plummeting butt dumplings.
Oct 16 2011 10:10AM
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PartyHon
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and the parker white triple one it was the level 1 movie freezing up during the premier that i was first in line at
Oct 16 2011 1:58PM
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a.bott
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HAHAHA
Oct 16 2011 2:24PM
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rareison
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Quoting for epicness.
Oct 17 2011 12:42AM
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.ALOC.
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This is exactly what happened at the premeire in spokane!!
Oct 17 2011 1:23AM
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furryantelope
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I don't think they make right arms that long
Oct 17 2011 1:34AM
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SterlingArcher
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threads
Oct 17 2011 1:36AM
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forrest1
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no rage at all. skiing makes me happy
Oct 17 2011 1:43AM
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PartyHon
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i was there as well. pretty bummed it did that
Oct 17 2011 10:09AM
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skiRay
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this definitly reminds me of the photoshop tanner hall thread
Oct 17 2011 10:29AM
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Jpurd
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I remember this haha
Oct 17 2011 10:41AM
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PartyHon
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Oct 17 2011 10:46PM
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TBreso
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^ loled at gapers tuque.
Oct 17 2011 10:50PM
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SterlingArcher
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Oct 17 2011 11:36PM
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cultrara
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the me gusta face means that you like it
Oct 18 2011 6:55AM
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CliffyByro
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i don't even
Oct 18 2011 8:49AM
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SterlingArcher
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because a woman farting is the ultamite afrodisiac
Oct 18 2011 10:09AM
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jibnut
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Oh my goodness. Seattle premier anyone?
Oct 18 2011 10:33AM
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CliffyByro
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wait...





what?
Oct 18 2011 12:05PM
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Caleb.E
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Ya it sucked u was there in spokane
Oct 18 2011 12:23PM
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wreck_720
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/threads
Oct 18 2011 1:15PM
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jibnut
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The king cat was disgusting that night. Besides Seth throwing a beer bottle on stage at Dumont. That's some real rage
Oct 18 2011 1:31PM
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cultrara
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then why is there a rage face at the end?
Oct 18 2011 4:42PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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some of these are okay but most are just not funny
Oct 18 2011 4:43PM
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Zimmerman
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i wanna see vids!!!
Oct 18 2011 5:24PM
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ironic
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Oct 18 2011 6:25PM
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bfulmer
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or even worse, camped out on the lip of the jumps.
Oct 18 2011 6:34PM
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Zimmerman
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hahaha beautiful
Oct 18 2011 6:43PM
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Crehm
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i once ollied one and tapped his helmet /CLAIM
Oct 18 2011 7:02PM
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Bender.
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Someone hates lizards.
Oct 18 2011 8:04PM
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urgent_care
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hahaha i was weak when i first saw this episode, funny man
Oct 18 2011 8:41PM
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Caleb.E
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why did he throw a bottle at simon? im interetsetd now lol
Oct 19 2011 7:06PM
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cwillygood
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i literally worrie about this every time i take a dump at the ski mountain

i lold sooooo hard thankyou
Oct 19 2011 7:14PM
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Jpurd
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well this is awkward
Oct 22 2011 10:02AM
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Crehm
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haha good catch man!!! I had it first!!!
Oct 22 2011 9:08PM
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Phil-X-
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fuckin brilliant
Oct 23 2011 5:36AM
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ween
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Oct 23 2011 9:09AM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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not really funny
Oct 23 2011 9:13AM
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Jpurd
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yah not the best
Oct 23 2011 9:15AM
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Jpurd
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jk its actually good!
Oct 23 2011 9:16AM
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ween
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I'm sorry...

Oct 23 2011 9:25AM
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Zimmerman
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hahaha bowl cuts rule
Oct 23 2011 3:03PM
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PANDA_SWAGGA
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just happened at my mountain, new lift tho instead of a trail. fucking bush league.
Oct 23 2011 4:22PM
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PANDA_SWAGGA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QliBL-AQiAY

hahaha as this guy was falling he waas like FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Oct 23 2011 4:23PM
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bfulmer
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Die
Oct 23 2011 5:08PM
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sack
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this was me every day last season... goggles or gloves :(
Oct 23 2011 7:33PM
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