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The latest installment of retarded above the influence commercials

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eldridge
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lolwut?
Mar 8 2011 3:09PM
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*TURBONERD*
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WTF? I'm clean as a whistle and that made me want to do drugs so I would forget its weirdness.
Mar 8 2011 3:11PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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a drunk squirrel...
Mar 8 2011 3:17PM
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CarRamRod
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it seems as if all of these commercials are created by someone who is on drugs
Mar 8 2011 3:19PM
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RunDMc
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or someone who's never done any drugs ever
Mar 8 2011 3:21PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Mar 8 2011 3:23PM
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chardi
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haha i was gonna say this
Mar 8 2011 3:24PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i'd also like to add this,

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Mar 8 2011 3:25PM
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eldridge
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youre my hero.
Mar 8 2011 3:27PM
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Nathn
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Makes sense to me.
Mar 8 2011 3:28PM
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Lemuel
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That's because mommy and daddy watch you like a baby Mr. Bedtime, not because you choose to be that way.
Mar 8 2011 3:33PM
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Sallabillz
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hahahhahahahahahhaah +K
Mar 8 2011 4:22PM
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bigmike2
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could you imagine a drunk squrriel
Mar 8 2011 4:24PM
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TheHamburglar
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there were two muffins in an oven
Mar 8 2011 4:30PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I drink, that's it. I'd rather not have any other foreign substance enter my body, thanks.
Mar 8 2011 4:47PM
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HenniferLopez
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<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0so5er4X3dc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Mar 8 2011 4:58PM
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thelizards
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what a bout all the semen in your butthole?
Mar 8 2011 4:59PM
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HenniferLopez
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work?

<object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0so5er4X3dc?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0so5er4X3dc?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="390"></embed></object>
Mar 8 2011 4:59PM
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illadelphlife
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you have got to be kidding me
Mar 8 2011 5:03PM
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naturday
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well i for one agree with the squirrel on the right. If my house was being destroyed by a man with a chainsaw I would also want to get wasted. I really feel like I can related to this ad.
Mar 8 2011 5:03PM
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Indoobly
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hahahah
Mar 8 2011 5:04PM
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Petey.
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I think what they were trying to say was: "Don't be tricked into thinking substance abuse will fix the situation when you fall on hard times."

Instead we watched two talking squirrels eye the ass of a man with a chainsaw.

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Mar 8 2011 5:06PM
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Mike-O
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Well said, that could have been done easily with a few changes. Like some feelings of grief or disappointment, but maybe they ran out on their budget.
Mar 8 2011 5:08PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Mar 8 2011 5:09PM
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ORDEAL
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Thats what I though
Mar 8 2011 5:13PM
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klayer_9
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In a world where these types of commercials are shown, people are just going to want to get high.
Mar 8 2011 5:58PM
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artfullydodged
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... goddamit.
Mar 8 2011 6:07PM
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POHTAYDO
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wtf??????? +k
Mar 8 2011 6:08PM
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