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my 7-11 just got robbed

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Class
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just went to get gas for the lawnmower and three supercops took down the story. my guess is the island iceheads ran out of drugs some time early this morning and ran out of money last time they picked up. out of funds and drugs they send it to 7-11, got some cash and are high as fuck right now.


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a t-shirt no pants and i dance the bugaloo
Jul 5 2004 2:27PM
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Jaskittin
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That was really fucking hard to read, learn how to type a complete sentence. But that wud be crazy to be there when it was gettin robbed.




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Jul 5 2004 2:29PM
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Girays_Brother
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damn son



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jul 5 2004 2:51PM
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ATLskier
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what a surprise, I never thought that 7-11's got robbed.
Jul 5 2004 2:58PM
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Sharpy
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not in canada
Jul 5 2004 3:35PM
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sporegasm
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7-11 gets robbed on daily basis in Milwaukee. This is nothing but old news that isnt even important to post.
Jul 5 2004 4:56PM
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XSKI712
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theres seven eleven's in the city that i wouldnt go in without a gun for my own protection, big deal




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Jul 5 2004 6:38PM
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General_Shredgnar
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Thats prety retarded, but you have serious grammar and spelling problems.
C-Man
Jul 5 2004 6:39PM
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rightcoastskier
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yeaman 7-11 gets robbed all the time around me.. but they have some damn good slurpees

ok
Jul 5 2004 6:41PM
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sporegasm
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You're retarded for being a grammar nazi. Nobody's writing a college thesis here, and english is my second language.
Jul 5 2004 8:59PM
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Phrosty
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''Thats prety retarded, but you have serious grammar and spelling problems. '' ha, retardo, it's pretty, assclown, also I belive it's spelled ''That's'' damn a post about shitty spelling and the first two words are wrong. Don't you feel like a pig fucker now? No? Well maybee that's because the pigs weiner is up your ass.


You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
Jul 5 2004 9:16PM
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skiierman
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^ i think caps would come into play also to show emotion. instead of 'Well maybee that's because the pigs weiner is up your ass.' you coulda said 'Well maybee that's because the pigs weiner is up YOUR ass.'







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Jul 5 2004 9:30PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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ok that was fucked up learn how to spell


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Jul 5 2004 10:00PM
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mommy
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i laughed hard when i read 'pig fucker'. its not like i havnt thought of it before, but it just hit me funny.

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Jul 5 2004 10:33PM
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Trash
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Oops, 'maybe' only has one 'e', your mistake. Your welcome.

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Jul 5 2004 10:51PM
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LittleDevil720
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7-11s are cool, the closest one aorund me is a few hundred miles away though

Jul 6 2004 8:45PM
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PurpleSkier
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pigs have corkscrew shaped penis'. they hump in a twisting motion, when they reach climax, they use the corkscrew to lock in place, and blow their load. :)

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Jul 6 2004 10:13PM
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freerider_klo
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^random much?







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skiing=radical
Jul 7 2004 12:24AM
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PocketRocketRipper
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yes!

check out Stept... To Whom it May Concern drops July 4th!
Jul 7 2004 12:33AM
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PurpleSkier
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freerider_klo: not random Don't you feel like a pig fucker now? No? Well maybee that's because the pigs weiner is up your ass.

He was talking about pigs fucking people in the ass. so i gave my knowledge of pig fucking to you guys.
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Jul 7 2004 2:20AM
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skiierman
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^ well thank you in return of your knowledge of corkscrew shaped penisis.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 7 2004 8:57AM
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taylorsniffen
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my 7-11 has such hot girls in it in the winter cuz its ski season.




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Jul 7 2004 10:13AM
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SmoKinSkier
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HaHa thats funny cuz 3 nights ago 3 7-11s got robbed in the same night around here it was hilarious




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Jul 7 2004 10:26AM
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KillerMonkey
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i steal stuff from my 7-11. I dont if thats robbing the place but they got some good porno mags




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Jul 7 2004 11:08AM
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Vtsnowski
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a bank like 10 miles away from my house was robbed yesterday, they had guns



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Jul 7 2004 11:23AM
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skiierman
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^ no way... they robbed a bank with GUNS!!! holy shit! they mustive meant business. i mean robbing a bank WITH GUNS and all...





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 7 2004 12:39PM
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mommy
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7-11's are designed to be robbed. thats there only purpoes.

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Jul 7 2004 1:53PM
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