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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Man, i fucking hate those things. Yesterday, i was weed eating my neighbors lawn, and i guess they crawled up my pants, and then i fell them biting my fucking nuts. So i drop the machine on the road and im running around with my hands in my pants with a hystarical look on my face. It sucked.




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Jul 5 2004 1:45PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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good thing i got my trusty cougar call
Jul 5 2004 1:46PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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hahaha thats great



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Jul 5 2004 1:47PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
ants in yah pants niggga!

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Jul 5 2004 2:27PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
HAHHAHA, too bad it wasnt fire ants.
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Jul 5 2004 4:39PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah cuz we all know fire ants will set you ablaze


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 4:43PM
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ATLskier
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yeah, i hate those fuckin things.
Jul 5 2004 4:53PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahaha, ants pinch like mother fuckers, or bite
Jul 6 2004 8:52PM
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rhcp
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woundnt you have killed them before they reached your nuts?
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Jul 6 2004 8:58PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Dude, how was i spose to notice, i was just minding my own buiseness, chopping some grass.




Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.


-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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Jul 6 2004 10:57PM
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SchweitzerSki
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damn, that is funny! they actually got to your nuts? i hate the ant hills, even if i go stand by one they start to attack
yay skiing is happy
Jul 7 2004 5:50AM
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the_friesz
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Man out here they get in everything... I'll be chillin' listening to my boombox then the a CD I just opened starts to skip... So I open the top up and inspect the CD, no scratches... I just pop it back in and a couple minutes later it's skipping again, turns out Ants like to ruin the best parts of a song by having cookouts on the Laser lens, and they say ants work all the time.


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Jul 7 2004 7:31AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
we stuck an M80 in an ant hill yesterday, it was great.






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Jul 7 2004 8:40AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
ants ahve infested my house, it sucks





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 7 2004 8:40AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
hahahah


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Jul 7 2004 9:03AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i took a lady finger fire cracker and smothered it with honey then sit it next to an ant hill. when it was covered with ants i lit it and killed the bitches.





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Jul 7 2004 9:10AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^ahahah i like to burn those bastards with a magnifying glass....so fun


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Jul 7 2004 9:19AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
i have an ant farm in my room. Its pretty cool the way they dig but you dont want that thing to fall over and have em running around. Cause then you cant sleep in there for like 2 days until the pest guy comes




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Jul 7 2004 11:13AM
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