wow....... gtfo
the only constant is water. theres are countless hop. grain(malt) and yeast varieties.
they taste amazing.. you have no idea.. what so ever, i bet you had a becks and concluded that German beers taste like that.
to the OP. go to a Tap room. and try some beers out.. get a taster plate... i doubt at first you are going to enjoy hopped up beers... but then again.. over malted beers suck as well. taste and enjoy and props on making it to 21!
and also.. i have a case of OG 4loko if you want some.. holla