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ping pong cult goin out the hizzy

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freeze_pooter
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message me if you play and want to join the cult.
we just got a new pic for message u should check it out. itll make you want to play.


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Jul 5 2004 1:04AM
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Schmitz
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oh yes sir'ee it is!



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Jul 5 2004 1:12AM
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r5tommy
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that pic is of a handicap
check out the wheel chairhaha


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Jul 5 2004 1:17AM
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J.D.
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Hahaha look at the one on the left... you can totally tell she's thinking 'Hey! That was my ball, you fucking bitch! What the fuck are you thinking, it was coming right to me!'

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
Jul 5 2004 1:19AM
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Schmitz
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you know you have to alternate each time it comes back to your side, so mabey she had to hit it... where's the knowlegde, are you in the cult!!!



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-Eric

Jul 5 2004 1:23AM
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J.D.
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Oh. I don't play doubles in anything but badminton, and them's aint the rules in badminton. So nevermind, then. I do play ping pong, but only singles. Have a table in my living room.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 5 2004 1:25AM
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Lateralis
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i want in


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 1:33AM
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freeze_pooter
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do u play
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Jul 5 2004 1:34AM
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Schmitz
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FREEZE_POOTER SLAMMING IT!!!!!!!





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Jul 5 2004 1:38AM
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freeze_pooter
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agh!
i won a point with that un
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Jul 5 2004 1:40AM
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Schmitz
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Taylor in My backyard, he is Crow on NS





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Jul 5 2004 1:46AM
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J.D.
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No offense, guys, but I hope I don't look like that when I play.
hehe j/k.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 5 2004 1:50AM
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flexmacman
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Ping pong is sweet.......^ those pic's....most asian's I've seen use the 'penholder' grip
Jul 5 2004 1:51AM
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Schmitz
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haha, his eyes are closed^. this one is better





Skiing, the remedy to all illnesses

-Eric

Jul 5 2004 1:52AM
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SeanB
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^yeah what's up with that, I'm in the cult but that grip is just wacky I can't do it at all. Does that make me a lesser ping pong player?


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Jul 5 2004 1:54AM
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Lateralis
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yes i fucken play, why else do you think i said im in , so i can pick up some fat 14 year old geeks and rape you with a fucken paddle?? dumbass


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 1:54AM
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J.D.
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I use the grip the people at the top are using, one finger on the paddle.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 5 2004 1:56AM
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Schmitz
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ohhhh. your out now bitch



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Jul 5 2004 2:03AM
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Lateralis
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id like to kick you in the nuts but thatd be pointless because theyre still up inside you


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 2:05AM
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freeze_pooter
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your a big man
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Jul 5 2004 2:11AM
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Lateralis
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well thanks, its not my fault i was born with a penis and you were born with a cunt


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 2:12AM
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freeze_pooter
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c thats not even funny normaly u r funny when u post but thats just terrible
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Jul 5 2004 2:14AM
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Lateralis
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are you the fat ass kid in the pics?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 2:15AM
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freeze_pooter
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r u the dumbass thats not funny
yes to both
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Jul 5 2004 2:16AM
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Schmitz
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yes, yes he is



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Jul 5 2004 2:18AM
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Danger.
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Gumby!


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Jul 5 2004 2:19AM
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freeze_pooter
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a very nice random post. hahaha
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Jul 5 2004 2:20AM
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Lateralis
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hahaha i can just picture your flab bouncing in that chuckle


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 2:21AM
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Schmitz
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This is Lateralis:





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Jul 5 2004 2:22AM
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Lateralis
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shit, theyve discovered the real me!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 2:23AM
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freeze_pooter
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o no u made fun of me cause im fat. thats real original...any dumbass cando that jeeze not even funny
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Jul 5 2004 2:23AM
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freeze_pooter
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anyways...lets get back to whats important here...Ping Pong!
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Jul 5 2004 2:24AM
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Schmitz
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so, if your not an idiot and wants to join the cult tell us...



Skiing, the remedy to all illnesses

-Eric

Jul 5 2004 2:26AM
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Lateralis
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ping pong does kick ass, but when chunkified homosexuals start posting pics of themselves playing ping pong in someones back yard while they sweat a bucket of crisco every minute is not ping pong, thats called obesity at its finest cuz what greater way to lose weight than play ping pong, i mean you move what .00003 mph which is quite impressive among a kid your size


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 2:29AM
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freeze_pooter
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for your info we just got back from a bike ride and that still isnt funny
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Jul 5 2004 2:30AM
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Lateralis
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a 4 minute bike ride to kfc and eating 5 big crunch combos is pretty funny


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 2:31AM
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freeze_pooter
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im done u win o so funny one
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Jul 5 2004 2:33AM
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Lateralis
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you going to bed or going for a bike ride to wendys late night pick up window?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 2:34AM
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IrishDrink87
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man, reason 1 why Lateralis rocks my world





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Jul 5 2004 2:36AM
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Lateralis
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im done, i won


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 2:40AM
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*Fujative*
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Lat has done it again
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Jul 5 2004 2:28PM
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Schmitz
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he has truely done it again, he stayed up in the middle of the night making fun of someone on the internet, outstanding acomplishment.



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Jul 5 2004 2:50PM
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Schmitz
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lat, this is what i think of you





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Jul 5 2004 2:59PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yay


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 5 2004 3:58PM
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SkiUnit03
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^that was freaking amazing, i was laughing so hard! i truly wish i had your powers of.......making fun of people. that was fucking hilarous





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 5 2004 9:34PM
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rightcoastskier
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hahaha dude that was great...

ok
Jul 5 2004 10:24PM
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Schmitz
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what i think of lateralis:




credits of http://ratemypoo.rotten.com/datastore/53/0e/b/530eb053ca1e0b914e2133a2fed65991.jpg



Skiing, the remedy to all illnesses

-Eric

Jul 5 2004 10:35PM
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Trash
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Well obviously its not funny when he is making fun of your pathetic self, but try to take a step back and check out the brilliance of the words that just told you how it is.
Now please excuse me, I'm gonna got get in line to be the 12432th person to touch Lat's ass with my tongue.

Girl, you know its true.

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Jul 5 2004 10:44PM
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Schmitz
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i'm defending my friend



Skiing, the remedy to all illnesses

-Eric

Jul 5 2004 11:01PM
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freeze_pooter
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ok the wendeys one was ok but the other ones werent

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Jul 5 2004 11:06PM
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Lateralis
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so your saying im someones dump in a toilet? id be honored to be someones dump


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 6 2004 5:38PM
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